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[text to JOSHINGTON] maybe HE’S hungry for bacon?? [text to JOSHINGTON] not when i have my clothes off? have you seen me? they better be taking their clothes off!! [text to JOSHINGTON] hook me up with what?
{ text to: jessilicious }: look, as a certified fuckboy who has seen MANY things, i would put my clothes back on { text to: jessilicious }: regretfully, i have not seen you fully unclothed. guess i just don’t get it { text to: jessilicious }: have u not met me? i can get you anything you want. i have the hookup on everything, including good lube












