Godspeed, my eggplant.

They know.

[vimbry-moved]

the opposite of a little goody two-shoes would be big baddie bare feet lol. nevermind I don't like this post anymore

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[solardrake]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

[mermen]

add another clove of garlic im not driving

[modogoblin]

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

[lillie-garden]

all writhe for the honorable judge Worm

[transfemininomenon]

i get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen shows the exact time and place that i die

[noahnomore]

[noblepeasant]

Finally, a rival to

[captain-price-officially]

[fruitz]

[herr-melin]

meep.

[hungwy]

add me to the broth

[qmata]

[dlubes]

[cewn]

[linestickeroftheday]

(x)

[corporation-cats]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]