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OH MY LAWRDD THIS BOY IS TRYING TO KILL ME
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āŖĀ The Chipmunk Adventure 1987Ā [4/6]Ā āŖ Ā Ā āŖAlvin Seville
why am i so small and angry
_RedCappedMunk
Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:
[text] I need you so bad right now
[text] They know.
[text] I know everything.
[text] OH FUCK OH FUCK
[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?
[text] Make sure youāre alone- I donāt want anyone else seeing what Iām about to sent you.
[text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!
[text] We need to talk
[text] I donāt want to talk about it
[text] The bed is definitely broken beyond repairā¦
[text] Delete my number
[text] Either way Iām going to make you scream my name by the end of the night
[text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all
[text] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone
[text] I th Ā unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)
[text] You free tomorrow?
[text] You left your shirt and Iāve been wearing it all day, so now itās mine
[text] I donāt think you understand just how big is dick is!!!
[text] Thanks to you, the new neighbours now know my name xxx
[text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen?
[text] Whatās the dress code?
[text] Black, red w/ lace or Ā sheer white????
[text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him.
[text] YOU SAID THE BITES WERENāT EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING āINAPPROPRIATEā
[text] I hear a celebration is in order?!
Alien unleashes an orgy of destruction in THE EARTH VS. THE FLYING SAUCERS (1956)
"The Prince and Princess"
The next installment to this mini-series Iām doing- Alvin and Brittany as Hunters~!
Up next will be Theodore and Eleanore as Werewolves! u v u
SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSEāS REACTION
"Are you breaking up with me?" "Are you having nightmares again?" "Anything you want to say?" "Apparently, I need to grow a mustache." "Balloons? Really?" "Be quiet!" "But what if we get caught?" "Can you not?" "Care to tell me whatās going on?" "Come find me." "Did you even love me?" "Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?" "Donāt look at me like that." "Donāt touch me." "Do you love him/her?" "Do you love me?" "Everyone leaves." "Eviction notice. Itās an eviction notice."Ā "Fine, Iāll go." "Finally!" "Fight me for it." "Fuck it." "Get away from me." "Gotcha!" "How high are you?" "How did you get here?" "I bought a goat." "If what we had was real, how could you be fine?" "I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid." "I hate you." "Iāll bet you a dollar." "I said that Iām in love with you." "I think Iām pregnant." "Iām going to kill you." "Iām not eating that." "Is that a chicken?" "Itās not that I think your cooking is bad! Itās just ⦠Not that good." "Jokes on me, huh?" "Just friends?" "Just let me go." "Just tell me the truth!"Ā "Kiss me." "Kicking someone is not a form of romance." "Let me explain." "Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture." "Maybe you should go." "Maybe fuck you will be our always." "May need you to bail me out of jail." "Miss you." "No. The answer is no." "Not drunk enough for this." "Never, ever doing that again." "Okay, I know this looks badā¦" "Please donāt." "Please stop talking." "Personally, Iād rather make out with a cactus." "Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach." "Quiet! Someoneās going to hear." "Quit being annoying." "Really, where were you?" "Right. Of course itās my fault." "Silly of me to think you actually cared." "Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple." "So⦠Howās the weather?" "Tell me you didnāt steal someones dog." "Thereās something wrong with you." "This definitely isnāt what it looks like." "Us? There is no us." "Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry." "Unfortunately, she/he said no."Ā "Very cute." "We canāt do this." "Was it just a lie?" "Wait, what did you just say?" "Wait! Hold on!"Ā "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?" "What the hell?" "Why are you naked?" "Why is there silly string everywhere?" "Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"Ā "Without you, Iām lost." "X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didnāt you tell me?" "You broke up with me. Thereās nothing left between us anymore." "Youāre leaving? But itās taco nightā¦" "Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation." "Zelda is more important right now."Ā
Send me āGeronimo!ā and Iāll generate 2 numbers for our muses to jump from ________ together because they are running from ________.
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Rihanna ft. Ne-Yo - Hate That I Love You. (2007)
theodorehydeseville:
Theodore climbed up onto the island bar in the kitchen, sitting on it as he thumbed through a pop magazine and snacked on a sandwich. Usually he wasnāt into this teen-idol stuff, but this magazine had caught his eye at the store earlier in the day and he decided to buy it.
Oh the cover was a nearly 6 year old picture of him and his brothers with the header- "The Chipmunks; Where are they today?". Typically he would have ignored what the tabloids had to say about his family, mostly because Dave and Simon knew what they had to say would upset him.
But he was curious.
Another bite as he flipped through to page 14- the centerfold story; a comparison picture of what his family looked like now sat next to an old photo of their band; Of course Alvin was the most photogenic- they used a recent photo from a concert that he preformed. Simon got the photo of his newest award winning study that got published. Then there was his picture.
Theodoreās face scrunched up.
"What the fuck?"
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā·.Ā·ā Š²Ī¹g āŃεαмs ā Ā·.Ā·
Blue hues are slowly revealed upon hoisted eyelids while upper-limbs closely follow up with movement just as sluggish by them being extended as far apart as they could be, a yawn simultaneously quietly passes through the 'munk's mouth before rolling back onto his side to retrieve his phone that rested on the small night-stand set next to his bed.
A press of the lock button informed Alvin that it was nearly 4 o'clock in the evening.
"Holy Hell"
Was all he could think to say. As much as he loved it, touring had sure taken it's toll on the boy. However he was glad to be back at Dave's, with Theodore at that. Alvin had decided against going home to his large and empty estate after his latest touring of the states.
A few little kicks is all it takes to break free from the clutches of his red comforter and once settled into his moccasin-slippers a pursuit for ice-cream ensues. As Alvin staggered down the hallway his ears caught the sound of what appeared to be Theodore cursing at himself.
"And your problem is?" The eldest says readily upon entering the kitchen, immedatley making his way to the snack cabinet in search of his favorite cheesy tortilla chips.
"I'm tellin' ya, the Abominable Snowman is the real deal."