the apple anon

the apple anon mince fans beware

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

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In the words of Jean Leslie:

“I don’t know what’s going on 😭”

[the-apple-anon]

welcome to the british government mince tumblr

[crazy-may]

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WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE ORANGES NOW?????

THEY ARE MULTIPLYING 😭😭😭😭😭

[the-apple-anon]

i do not know this orange specimen

[crazy-may]

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NOW WE HAVE APPLES???????

IS THIS A WAR???

IS THIS EVEN RELATED TO THE CARROT ANON???

DO I LOOK CRAZY (yes. yes I do)

[the-apple-anon]

well it’s sort of in your username, may

[thespian-and-lesbian]

🍎🍎🍎

I’m so honored by this ask

[the-apple-anon]

<3 i appreciate you much more than carrot anon ever will

[the-apple-anon]

hi apple anon

hello frog.

[kaiversustheworld]

I'm convinced the apple anon and the carrot anon are just the same person somehow.

[the-apple-anon]

i would rather die than be the same person as that menace

[kaiversustheworld]

sounds like something that someone who was also the carrot anon would say

🤨

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

its literally @the-apple-anon and i

[the-apple-anon]

truly twin

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

i dunnno who the third guy would be, i didnt really think that far

[the-apple-anon]

i got an orange ask, idk if they’re introduce themselves to the canon lore though

[kaiversustheworld]

I'm convinced the apple anon and the carrot anon are just the same person somehow.

[the-apple-anon]

i would rather die than be the same person as that menace

[kaiversustheworld]

sounds like something that someone who was also the carrot anon would say

🤨

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

its literally @the-apple-anon and i

[the-apple-anon]

truly twin

[the-apple-anon]

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excuse me WHAT

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

I love what i have done to ur guys's psots ❤️

[that-1940s-homosexual]

Oh my god. What have you done to my account?😭

[angstelowein]

too much 🥕 is bad for human's physical health and mental health😠

[hairup-squareup]

Agreed my fellow Apple 🍎

[the-apple-anon]

very true, carrots do not cure blindness. but an apple a day does keep the doctor away

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

well carrots fought the nazis by giving soldiers night vision sooo...

[the-apple-anon]

that wasn't even true. that was a deception strategy they used so the germans wouldn’t think they had night vision technology. you don’t even know stuff.

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

UNTRUE! i know plenty of stuff!! like that one fact about sheep, and uhh what the tallest mountian on the world is. yeah!

[the-apple-anon]

Then what is the tallest mountain in the world, carrot?

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

Its mount MAUNA KEA

[the-apple-anon]

You just googled that, didn’t you?

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

I love what i have done to ur guys's psots ❤️

[that-1940s-homosexual]

Oh my god. What have you done to my account?😭

[angstelowein]

too much 🥕 is bad for human's physical health and mental health😠

[hairup-squareup]

Agreed my fellow Apple 🍎

[the-apple-anon]

very true, carrots do not cure blindness. but an apple a day does keep the doctor away

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

well carrots fought the nazis by giving soldiers night vision sooo...

[the-apple-anon]

that wasn't even true. that was a deception strategy they used so the germans wouldn’t think they had night vision technology. you don’t even know stuff.

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

UNTRUE! i know plenty of stuff!! like that one fact about sheep, and uhh what the tallest mountian on the world is. yeah!

[the-apple-anon]

Then what is the tallest mountain in the world, carrot?

[the-apple-anon]

i like u ur cute my favorite one

thank you <3

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

i think you're a BAD apple >:(

[the-apple-anon]

:( :’(

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

aww don't cry! it's okay to be wrong here!!

[the-apple-anon]

i don’t like you and i hope you know that.

[sleepybunny6]

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oh hello!!!

if you're asking me opinions on apples, I really hate them raw. The texture and the taste is just horrible. I don't mind them cooked in an apple crumble or something like that tho

[the-apple-anon]

interesting…

[kaiversustheworld]

I'm convinced the apple anon and the carrot anon are just the same person somehow.

[the-apple-anon]

i would rather die than be the same person as that menace

[ewen-montagu-official]

All this apple business is getting a little out of hand

[the-apple-anon]

:( father please, i admire you very much :,(

[ewen-montagu-official]

Father absolves you of any and all sins and only wishes that you may learn to live peaceably with the carrot anon, as our community is being wracked with suspicion, intrigue, and hostility

[the-apple-anon]

:D thank you Father, and i will try. at least, if the carrot anon stop spreading lies about me

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

I love what i have done to ur guys's psots ❤️

[that-1940s-homosexual]

Oh my god. What have you done to my account?😭

[angstelowein]

too much 🥕 is bad for human's physical health and mental health😠

[hairup-squareup]

Agreed my fellow Apple 🍎

[the-apple-anon]

very true, carrots do not cure blindness. but an apple a day does keep the doctor away

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

well carrots fought the nazis by giving soldiers night vision sooo...

[the-apple-anon]

that wasn't even true. that was a deception strategy they used so the germans wouldn’t think they had night vision technology. you don’t even know stuff.

[the-apple-anon]

i like u ur cute my favorite one

thank you <3

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

i think you're a BAD apple >:(

[the-apple-anon]

:( :’(

[may-i-interest-u-in-carrot]

I love what i have done to ur guys's psots ❤️

[that-1940s-homosexual]

Oh my god. What have you done to my account?😭

[angstelowein]

too much 🥕 is bad for human's physical health and mental health😠

[hairup-squareup]

Agreed my fellow Apple 🍎

[the-apple-anon]

very true, carrots do not cure blindness. but an apple a day does keep the doctor away