Totally Real Avengers Quotes

They definitely said all of this.

[tododowneyjr-universe]

“I am a god, you dull creature. And I will not be bullied by… “

#lol

[carissime72]

In these difficult times, it’s important to recognize that we need to laugh.

And a snort laugh is 2X as good.

[cassiesinsanity]

[the-avengers-assembled-here]

Tony & Steve having one (1) interaction in front of Peter & Ned

Ned: Oh, they fuckin.

Peter: They literally just punched each other in the nose and called each other stupid.

Ned: Oh.

They fuckin.

[the-avengers-assembled-here]

The Avengers are fighting doombots, Bruce is on standby

Hulk (in Bruce’s head): HULK SMASH

Bruce: No no, we’re just on standby. I think they go it.

Doombot shoots at Tony/Ironman

Bruce (in Hulk’s head): Hulk smash.

[the-avengers-assembled-here]

Steve: ...99 bottles of beer on the wall....

Bucky: nO

Steve: ..........99.....beer.......

Bucky: NO

Steve: .......take one down......

Bucky: PL E A SE

Steve: ....pass.....around......

Bucky: I IMPLORE YOU, PL E A S E. STOP.

Steve:

Bucky:

Steve: 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

[the-avengers-assembled-here]

Loki: imagine Confronting Your Emotions lol

Dr. Strange: ಠ_ಠ Are You Okay.

[the-avengers-assembled-here]

Captain Marvel: Imagine being gay AND being able to communicate.

Loki: You'd be a god :)

[the-avengers-assembled-here]

Peter: Mr. Loki! Mr. Loki!

Loki: Yes, little one?

Peter: Can we take a selfie together?

Loki: Wha-- why?

Peter: Because everyone says you're evil and mean and heartless but they're wrong so I wanna show them.

Loki: I--

Peter: :(

Loki: I... suppose. If you'll buy me one of those human food things with the loops and the salt and cheese.

Peter: A pretzel?

Loki: Ah, yes, a pretzel.

[the-avengers-assembled-here]

Steve: Ugh, my back hurts

Natasha: You okay?

Steve: Yeah, I'm just tired of carrying all of you guys's moral ambiguities

Natasha:

[the-avengers-assembled-here]

Thor drops his pen

Peter: It be like that sometimes.

Thor trips on his cape

Peter & Shuri: It be like that sometimes.

Thor drops his quesadilla

Peter, Shuri, and MJ: It--

Thor: IT BE LIKE THAT SOMETIMES, YOUNG ONES. BUT MUST IT ALWAYS.

Peter, Shuri, and MJ:

Thor:

Loki, softly: It do, brother. It really do :)

[daily-goose-the-cat]

Follow to see the same picture of Goose the cat everyday

[the-avengers-assembled-here]

Steve: Has anyone seen Bucky?

Natasha: Last time I saw him, he was in the gym. He destroyed eleven punching bags.

Steve: Oh okay, I’ll -

Natasha: And twelve of the practice drones Tony made.

Steve: Okay, that’s -

Natasha: And a lot of the other equipment Tony hadn’t super-soldier-proofed yet.

Steve: ...did something happen to make him mad?

JARVIS: He asked me to summarize what you have been doing since you woke up. After the first few minutes of details regarding your activity with SHIELD, he asked me to instead calculate your near death experiences. He reported to the gym directly thereafter.

Steve: shit.

[the-avengers-assembled-here]

Peter, facedown on the floor as Happy is walking in: why won’t god let me die

Happy, panicking: what?? You’re dying??You are absolutely not allowed to die, Tony’s ghost and all of his AI children will kill me if you die!!

MJ: oh he’s fine, he’s just upset because he saw a magazine cover that compared him to Tony and it turned out to be for questionable fashion choices.

[the-avengers-assembled-here]

*Peter and Shuri sitting at the bar eating Taco Bell while crying*

Bucky: ...why are you crying?

Peter: bc Taco Bell was out of Hot and Fire sauce so we had to use Diablo

Bucky: Why didn’t you just use mild?

Shuri: We die like men.