Come What May @the-awkward-auggi - Tumblr Blog

Accept the fact that you will grow apart from people you’ve had significant relationships with. Understand when someone no longer positively affects your life. Let them go. Don’t hinder your growth.

phlurp

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

bookshelfpeppermint

ITS BACK

my-lil-spot

im crying

battleshipping

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

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Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

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Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

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I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

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Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

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Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

thetennesseehoneyy

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

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What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

tiffanyaliyah

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

alexundefined

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

torreyashanti

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

uninhibitedsoul

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

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Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

jeniphyer

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit

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Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

neverxxenough

Oh damn 😳😳💕💕

dubblah

Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??

And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?

xxxsexxx

moritzstiefeldoesntdosadness

I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.

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Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.

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Reblogging for awareness…

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lookatthisnerdybroad

Don’t be rubbin on the clit like you trying to shine a shoe, it’s very sensitive. To that end, no dry cat-tounges. Slob it down.

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If you think blowing on it or in it or anywhere near the pussy does anything for anyone, punch yourself in the face right now

milfncookiiez

Great facts and mad humorous. Shoot I love what I do and always have a drenched beard. And little to drink but always good to learn new tricks if there where some.

xxxsexxx

BEST!!!

the-awkward-auggi

Man... Yes

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Video: Baby Elephant Wreaks Havoc in Caretaker’s Home

bewbin

Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

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When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

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if this ain’t me.

revolutionarykoolaid

MY ACTUAL LIFE!

yavn

no this hurts too much this is a personal attack

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Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

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We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

lasombritas

impulsemuppet

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

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What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

the-awkward-auggi

*VIOLENTLY AMERICAN*

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watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

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Sometimes i play my bass guitar like a cello. #experminental #bassguitar #cello #ambient

stanleylt

this sounds like you’ve just entered a really earthy ancient temple and you’re just standing there in awe as light floods through a crack in the ceiling

only1600kids

seals playing volleyball, I’ve seen everything

somecleverreference

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

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waiting-unknown

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

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could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

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The ultimate pun

itsmealis

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

thedinosaurprince

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

learningtoacceptchange

The pun heard ‘round the world.

-somerhalder

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ultravioletnights

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

What

how

HOW

“ballet isn’t a sport”

bubblegumjetpack

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

the-awkward-auggi

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