Aliens N Shit ✌️

•Assuming is the worst form of knowledge• Feel free to randomly say hi or if you need someone to talk to I'm not the worst company 👍🏽

[firstfullmoon]

well you see I was a very sad child and then I was a very sad teenager and now I am still very sad

[qveenofthorns]

WEAR. A. MASK.

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[catchymemes]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

I didnt notice til the end that the Contact is named “My boss”

[carnival-phantasm]

[dicksmasher]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen

[hplyrikz]

I can relate to this

[pussylipgloss]

moan directly into my mouth actually

[cwote]

“You deserve to be a lot happier than you are.”

— Cwote (via cwote)

[sunsetquotes]

“Alone or not, you gotta walk forward.”

— Cecelia Ahern

[z-ndjenja]

Fuck parties man I just wanna drive to the lake and look up at the stars w someone I love

[seaofdreams-moved]

tbh if i was given the chance i’d trade my uterus for a bag of Doritos and a cool looking rock

[danhumphrey]

me when i realize that if tumblr actually shuts down i’ll have nowhere private to enjoy my hyperfixations and connect with people who share them

[bloop9-deactivated20190507]

and then god said

[ddbdbdbdbdbdbd-deactivated20180]

that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth

[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[dpmarlowe]

This is even funnier on mobile when the pics don’t load

[beckie-letitia-deactivated20210]

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

[luckylucydev]

[kyloren]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) dir. Chuck Jones

[tears-of-the-twilight]

“Ban all adult content.”