[inviernodel95]

[ankle-beez]

#MORBIUSSWEEP

#MORBIUSUNDEFEATED

[ankle-beez]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[not-very-kawaii-of-you]

[catboybiologist]

"Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion"

[catboybiologist]

The original inspiration for this is that I've looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao

[catboybiologist]

"It's much cheaper to just buy this size of wood and take it to your table saw" WHAT FUCKING TABLE SAW

[kaiasky]

the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you're actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. "of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue."

[lumsel]

#1. go to local gay bar 2. find group of 50-60 yr olds. 3. ask if anyone has a table saw 4. watch eyes light up

[boomerdacat]

With this four step plan you get a place to practice woodworking with optional sex with some older men

[dankmemeuniversity]

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[technofeudalism]

what's hilarious about this post is that the consensus seems to be that i underestimated both the number of people who would become safer overnight and the amount of time it would take for the internet to collapse and i actually agree. it's the type of statement you'd expect a lot of people to see and think "what a wild exaggeration," but nope. i'm underselling it for once, actually.

[lgbtqiatext]

[cartooncoyote]

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

[dio-archive]

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

[guidancerune]

What the fuck

[dio-archive]

OP gave me ten seconds

[dat-soldier]

heard y'all talking rpg classes

[prokopetz]

This has been living in my brain for a decade and I literally just realised that it’s the same artist as “MISSION STATUS: SICK”.

[bungerc0re]

[oasisbreakup]

[segamascott]

idgaf if i get fired charlie kirk deserved to get shot my full name is noah schnapp from stranger things

[the-furthest-city-light]

[monamoni]

[sappharah]

my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months

[vietballs]

Jamie | Sean Cody

[kathon]