could've been worse

Gender: Male Age: 29 Bio: One time I put a pair of tweezers in an electrical outlet and shut down the power in my bathroom.

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

POV: you just moved to a new country and an enthusiastic classmate walks you through the morning routine

[ruffboi-mags]

The children have gone feral and I love it.

[teathattast]

[bruzum]

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[vee-dmsr]

[labonitafanny]

sundress no panties 

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

grey sweats no boxers

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Burger no pickles

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[fandom-man]

[turnways]

Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

[turnways]

Why did I say this?

[puddlewickdrive]

Sims 3 evil trait, my one true love

[cottoncandylesbo]

the excitable hog

[jame7t]

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Cyprinodon diabolis

[jame7t]

Well Ok I like this

[inthefallofasparrow]

For God's sake, Montresor!

[were--ralph]

i must have missed SOMETHING, we can not be horny for the Scrub Daddy line of sponges and scrubbers without easing into that conversation first

[thewinter22]

After I pull out of my scrub daddy bf

[were--ralph]

bad! no!

[were--ralph]

oh this must be what the pineapple gif feels like to normies. i get it now and im still not sorry.

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]