Just a Simp

She/they || Iranian Turk || Pansexual || Javid Shah || JIN JÎYAN AZADÎ || FUCK THE AYATOLLAH || anti-pahlavis DNFI || Atheist ex muslim & anti islam currently || I'm anti hamas(palestinians deserve to be freed from them) and pro israel || Proshipper (antis who hate proshippers DNI) || (ruminating and moral)OCD and ADHD || Dante Sparda selfshipper, doubles I respect you but don't interact w me plz || Currently unlearning cringe || I might vent dark stuff here and there, watch out || Sometimes me draws (check out #pingo draws) || Looking for art moots currently! || Shifting side blog : @pingobeshifting(it's dead don't bother)

[the-badass-penguin]

woke up by some noise tho THIS.

everyone, meet Keshmesh.

[the-badass-penguin]

updates!!!

she's now over a year old

look at her

[the-badass-penguin]

look who grew up

[the-badass-penguin]

the creature

[the-badass-penguin]

my ocd every once in a while: wake up babe, its time to question the entirety of your morals which you have worked day and night to perfect. but that dont matter since it's all dogshit nowww🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[providing-leverage]

Once again begging everyone to watch Leverage this is basically porn to me. Competence porn. First David Job where Hardison holds up his bound wrists to show Nate what they're dealing with because he knows Nate will get them out of this and needs all the info possible. "Then I asked myself, what would Parker/Hardison do?" UGH I love this show

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

I love how Leverage went

Here's the cat burglar. She wears comfy clothes and has zero social skills. She has sex appeal but only if you're into a very specific type of woman, and crucially she has zero idea she has it. She probably doesn't know what an innuendo is.

Here's the hacker. He's a Black nerd, and also the most moral character of the bunch. He's a nerd but also not socially awkward; in fact, he's the second best at grifting, right after the person who's been doing it for decades.

Here's the muscle. In his heart of hearts, he is a chef. He is tough and manly but he uses that to look out for the working class and children and everyone else the system leaves behind. He's feared by politicians and he reminds his friend to tip the delivery person.

Here's the femme fatale. She's over forty years old, and she's the one seducing the mark. She's the heart of the team. Her calling is to be a director. She loves attending her own funeral.

Here's the mastermind. He's the only one who doesn't start out as a career criminal. He manipulates his own crew, kills two people after promising them he won't, and takes deals behind their back. He was in seminary school.

Also, here's their nemesis. He's Mark Sheppard.

[stray-tori]

indulged today because i woke up DEPRESSED

(edit: i'm now realizing the first one looks kinda intimidating haha- but it's meant to be peaceful. Jax' main eyes are closed (not an eyebrow) and the abstraction eyes are just like "WHY LIGHT!!" sdhjds-)

[inkdippedquills]

Re-watching Leverage and I’m so not normal about Parker, Hardison and Eliot. The ultimate ot3 actually.

[kabukiaku]

Hellboy (2004) my beloved.

rewatching the 00s movies always puts me in a good mood.

[bleezebrew]

Ok I knew that the snow in The Long Way Down Job was real but I was figuring like. Small ski hill. Snow machines maybe. They filmed that episode on a mountain DURING A BLIZZARD???

[joycomplexx]

everyone has that one piece of media they discovered at an inappropriate age which changed the course of their life forever

[epicgrubtime]

People should not have to share their immensely personal and deeply rooted trauma to justify their interests in fiction, they should just be able to like what they like

[sparklelexichanproships]

I'm back with a new MLP ship! Meet Derpy Hooves x Fleur-de-lis or FleurHooves!

It came up in a random dream last night and I then showed it to my friends who all loved it!

Since I see a lot of myself in Derpy, the ship dynamic is constantly updating to fit with my tastes!

I imagine that Fleur is very patient with Derpy (as I headcanon Derpy with a stuttering problem like I do)and while she doesn't always have the best ideas, she knows Derpy's trying and she loves her silly girlfriend dearly!

Besides I like me some yuri between a rich girl and a humble town girl who works at the post office✨

[cloudabserk]

i’m just so sick of it… is jalen brunson fat is hudson williams fat is alysa liu fat? is everyone fat? should we all kill ourselves? my coworkers tell me nonstop they hate their arms their legs their faces. they desperately want to get that lettuce parasite because maybe they will lose weight.

my boss asks me regularly if i’ve ever been fat is my mother fat how do i eat so much how do i eat so little. my boss is 61 years old and looks like a model but she keeps telling me she just needs to lose a few more pounds. she wishes she could eat pretzels she wishes she could have sugar but she just needs to lose a few more. aren’t you tiredddddd. aren’t you bored. are you going to be doing this until the day you die.

[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[kimoneko]

Antis aren't able to live in reality no matter how much they whine and harass you over your ships. Their mind is somewhere completely different.

Claiming they're the "normal people," yet they look at anyone for a sign of "bad behavior" (which they pick and choose like a fucking cop) to justify their cruelty. Telling victims they deserve what happened to them simply because of the content they consume. Antis live in a world where telling others to take their LIVES over FICTION is a noble deed while the concept of helping real life people makes the room go silent. Disgusting...

[unspeakablearchives]

(Source: Sen the donkey)

[redstonedust]

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

[major-gilneass]

Help a nerd out -

I hate asking, but I am in the red. I get paid again on Friday, but that paycheck is earmarked for rent, and I forgot to set multiple payments on something so I have to figure that out as well. If you could toss like even $1 my way, I’d be super grateful. I am willing to do art for anyone who donates!

PayPal: [email protected]

Venmo: @WorginArts

CashApp: $Worgin

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