Mmm…honey…

[the-bear-offical]

Rawr.

> plants are sick

> small mammals are cool

> i miss honey

> i miss honey so much

> there’s no bees up here in the Blue Mountains

> please

I was bored. gimmick blog run by @cardboard-cut0ut.

any for The Bear, they/them for mod

gimmick posts are #rawr

mod posts are #paper

[vintagewildlife]

North American black bear By: Bullaty Lomeo From: Wild, Wild World of Animals: Bears and Other Carnivores 1976

[the-bear-offical]

Tyler??? he wasn’t lying???

[the-cheese-offical]

i tried to tell him to get down but he was after @bee-official’s hive…

[the-bear-offical]

oh my gaylussacia baccata…did he get it?

[the-cheese-offical]

i mean… i think…? i don’t know, i didn’t stick around for long, a bunch of mice pulled up out of nowhere and i had to roll away… 😞

but i’m pretty sure he did!

[the-bear-offical]

and he didn’t tell me? I gave him my Amelanchier alnifolia! I’ll be back, gotta go steal some salmon.

[vintagewildlife]

North American black bear By: Bullaty Lomeo From: Wild, Wild World of Animals: Bears and Other Carnivores 1976

[the-bear-offical]

Tyler??? he wasn’t lying???

[the-cheese-offical]

i tried to tell him to get down but he was after @bee-official’s hive…

[the-bear-offical]

oh my gaylussacia baccata…did he get it?

[vanilladrizzlequeen]

let’s be bear hugged by mama (literally)

[the-bear-offical]

I miss mama…

[vintagewildlife]

North American black bear By: Bullaty Lomeo From: Wild, Wild World of Animals: Bears and Other Carnivores 1976

[the-bear-offical]

Tyler??? he wasn’t lying???

[capgras-delusion-offical]

[ Intro Post ]

Hello... uh... are you really who you say you are? What you feel and what you do...are those things really you? And if not, then what is??

Are you really who you say you are?? How do I know you weren't replaced?? How do you know you're real, either? What if you were replaced a long time ago???

Asks are welcome...uh...I guess... I guess it helps me figure out who's an imposter or not. I'll find out... They all said I'm crazy, but I'll find out. I know I'm not wrong. They just can't see the truth... they won't open their eyes...

[ Capgras delusion is a psychological phenomenon in which an invididual believes a family member, friend, etc has been replaced by an identical imposter. ]

{ Blog Note: I'm probably not going to behave 100% accurately to this disorder all the time, and I'm also going to expand it from "believing one person was replaced" to believing most people were replaced. It's Tumblr. I don't have this delusion, nor am I schizo-spec, this is just for fun. Don't take it too seriously... doppelganger... }

[the-bear-offical]

I would ask why you’re asking trees if they’re real but I don’t think I’m supposed to speak English

[the-bear-offical]

some guy jumped in front of me with a camera and kept following me around and had the nerve to freak out when I slapped him. what did you expect man that’s terrifying

[not-offical-offical]

someone play rock paper scissors with me, ill start

✂️✂️✂️

[the-bear-offical]

📄📄📄

goddarnit. do you happen to have blueberries

[the-bear-offical]

please fully put out your fires after you finish by dumping a bucket water on the coals [they are hot inside and can reignite] and make sure said bucket has an animal stick [a non-snappable stick that goes over the edge of the bucket itself] so any animal that may fall in doesn’t drown. thats what the girl scouts say anyway.

[the-bear-offical]

I’m finding some weird stuff in these caves…

Ooc: did I spend 50 minutes doing this, simply because I wanted to fully render my icon? Yes. Do I regret it? Absolutely. My hand hurts.

[the-bear-offical]

Best time of year for bear?

hmm…I do enjoy spring due to the increase in foliage and stupid people with unsealed food, (no honey though…) but winter is a nice time to calm down. The cave hurts my back while I’m hibernating though.

[paranoia-offical]

CALLING ALL OFFICAL BLOGS

IMPORTANT!

Tomorrow, January 30th, Friday, @/nurse-offical, @/delusion-offical, @/isopod-offical, and I will be attempting to overthrow Victor, @/da-police-offical . The reasoning? He is corrupt.

He does not allow us our crime or our freedoms, and, although admitting to not liking all the rules, he CONTINUES to follow them and arrest. That is not the behavior of someone who believes in the people or what they want. That is the behavior of a PAWN.

Thus, proposition. We put the @/evilpineapple-offical in charge.

Why? Well, who else would be a better candidate? He understands our plight! He has walked amongst the laymen and knows what we want. Yes, "evil" may be in his name. But is he really evil, or is that merely the label people like VICTOR place onto him?

NOW HOW DOES THIS RELATE TO YOU?

We need numbers to do this! We need the populas! So we call onto you, dear officals. We ask for your hand in overthrowing this tyrant of an "officer". Meaning, please, join us tomorrow in our takeover. Reblog. Post. Spread the word.

This is important and only possible with YOU. We thank any who help, and we will forever remember your contributions.

[the-bear-offical]

Aw man, this cave painting has some weird names… who are @satan-offical @paranoia-offical @several-thousand-bees @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @de-activated-offical @homosexuality-offical @lemonade-offical @watermelon-offical @james-offical @queer-offical @gus-offical @british-kiwi-lad-offical @laciffo-natas @rocket-surgeon-offical @gaster-offical @gaster-wd @evil-offical @britain-offical @angst-official @oregon-official anyway? weird…

[james-offical]

oh hello! Aren’t you the fish guy

[the-bear-offical]

depends. do you happen to have several handfuls of raspberries.

[the-bear-offical]

you should give me that unsealed food in your bag. yeah I smelt it when you were in your tent and you spilled it. the salmon smells amazing btw.

[i-give-hsh-creatures]

Do you got any creatures that could help with bears? No reason I just need it really quickly

You got: The Hunt!

[cardboard-cut0ut]

thanks dude this random bear has been scratching at my door for like a week

[the-bear-offical]

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[cardboard-cut0ut]

GET OUT

[the-bear-offical]

Aw man, this cave painting has some weird names… who are @satan-offical @paranoia-offical @several-thousand-bees @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @de-activated-offical @homosexuality-offical @lemonade-offical @watermelon-offical @james-offical @queer-offical @gus-offical @british-kiwi-lad-offical @laciffo-natas @rocket-surgeon-offical @gaster-offical @gaster-wd @evil-offical @britain-offical @angst-official @oregon-official anyway? weird…

[the-bear-offical]

I know I’ve existed for a total of a week but I gotta go low activity for multiple months. I mean I found a lot of berries so I’ll be good for a while. okay bye

[the-bear-offical]

My back hurts.