The Cheese

Hello Cheesy Children, This is a Side Blog but wtvr. go to @queerjarreadyforwar to learn more abt my human.

[the-cheese-offical]

ts is cheese’s pinned post cus cheese keeps seeing em.

Not Sure what to put here pls let cheese know what to put.

pls refer to cheese as- They/It or The Cheese.

finally finishing this lmao-

Cheese’s main/Human is @queerjarreadyforwar

TAGS:

#cheese answers = answering asks

#the cheese or just #cheese = any posts

#questions from cheese = pretty explanatory

#cheese queued = cheese’s queued posts

OTHER CHEESES-

@the-american-cheese-official

MOOTS:

@catlover-offical

@ferretinafedora

@untitledoffical

@creepy-crawlies-offical

MOOTS WITH TITLES:

@nobodys-crewmate (Comrade)

45 SIBLINGS:

Post by @the-cheese-offical

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PARENTS:

@not-offical-offical (Mother)

@duck-from-heaven-official (Mother)

[the-cheese-offical]

Heyyyy please check out the queued post from my main blog @queerjarreadyforwar please! important information on there!!!

[queerjarreadyforwar]

idk how many ppl will see this but i’m lowk making a post to say that i may not be active at all for a good bit- i’ll be running away this afternoon/evening in hopes of getting sent to a residential ward like i need- or to at least just get out of the house.

errrr ill def try to log back in and post if i can- but i have no clue what the outcome will be- in order to convey the seriousness- uh i tried to end it last night and now i have had a headache for like the whole day and like idrk what to do anymore.

so yeah- if i’m not on for a good bit that’s why- you can always try to reach me through my email bc if i don’t get sent somewhere then my parents will js take my phone but i’ll be able to email through my chromebook.

so yeah. fml ig.

for a reminder- my email is [email protected]

🫙🫙🫙

[pessimist-offical]

I hate this stupid hellsite so much I don't even need to change my profile. Everything sucks.

I only want clout to make money.

Tags....I guess:

@satan-offfical @homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @no-one-offical @da-police-offical @laciffo-natas @who-offical @wereboobs-offical @weird-guy-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @rad-guy-offical @regular-guy-offical @rockin-robin-offical @narrator-guy-offical @neutral-offical @not-offical-offical @mayonnaiseonanescalator-offical @horror-movie-offical @homeschooler-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @house-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @jinshis-frog-offical @lame-guy-offical @lemon-offical @evil-neutral-offical @egg-offical @eredin-offical @unshipper-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @scrambled-eggs-offical @duck-from-hell-official @dinosaur-offical @slipknot-offical @someone-official @capgras-delusion-offical @l0stn3v3rf0und @homophobia @burning-britain-official

[dinosaur-offical]

Do you like dinosaurs though? I mean everyone does

[the-cheese-offical]

yeah what about cheese????

[shoe-offical]

if you don't break in your shoes, i will come for you

[the-stew-goblin]

As a goblin I do not normally wear shoes. Should I be?

[concoctionboy]

I mean I am a slime and I also do not wear shoes I think maybe they are mostly a human thing.

[concoctionboy584]

Well, I mean there's that powerful curse that prevents all copies of us from ever wearing any clothing (sorry again about that I swear it was an accident), so you're unable to wear shoes anyway.

[concoctionboy]

Okay yes I guess that's true but I mean I already didn't wear shoes before that happened.

Also, uh, it looks like all your posts have been about that curse, and I guess I get that being cursed with eternal nudity is kind of a significant event, but, no offense, but don't you have anything else to post about?

[concoctionboy584]

Well, I haven't been posting a lot because I'm in a place where I don't have a great internet connection and every time I want to make a post I have to climb to the peak of a mountain of bones haunted by specters of things that never were, but let's see...

Oh! Okay, there is something I found out that I can post about. Did you know that technically one of our ingredients is the blood and lymph of the last heir of the Throne of Eels on the fourth plane of lost wonder? (Okay, maybe that's two ingredients.) And so that technically that now makes us (collectively I guess or whichever one gets there first) the last heir to the Throne of Eels? I mean, it doesn't actually matter because the fourth plane of lost wonder transitioned to a representative democracy centuries ago and so being the heir to the Throne of Eels doesn't actually mean anything anymore, but I guess it's kind of interesting.

[shoe-offical]

what is happening. just wear shoes.

[the-cheese-offical]

should i wear one big shoe? and does it count if im still in your shoe keeping the thingy from hurting you???

[the-cheese-offical]

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?

-- @tf2-spy-offical

who’s she…..?

and hopefully EVERYONE knows how to make grilled cheese.

regehehehehe

[tf2-spy-offical]

Sigh

Why do I even try…

[the-cheese-offical]

well try again chuckle nuts, i’m a wee bit slow so you’ll have to capitalise on the virtue of patience

[tf2-spy-offical]

You sound like my—

You sound like Scout.

[the-cheese-offical]

okay…

well, in my defense, i am scouting for more cheese to join my cult- family.

but also

i like your left sock, very skib.

but also, maybe i AM scout.

you’d never know.

[tf2-spy-offical]

My... left sock. What does "Skib" mean?

[the-cheese-offical]

skib = skibidi

the brainrot had me for a hot second back then

[tf2-spy-offical]

Right…

The vocabulary of today’s children is confusing.

[the-cheese-offical]

i’m not a child…… and yes i agree.

i think that knowingly using brainrot is better than not.

like using it a ton is better if you’re consciously using it, bc ppl who use it impulsively don’t have control.

use brainrot before the brainrot uses you.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Official declaration of war against @salamander-offical

We, the Wizardians (@assistant-offical, @yearning--offical @7-eleven-offical @coffee-shop-offical @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @awesome-offical @bill-cipher-offical @nebulas-stars @rice-officall @shoe-offical @will-solace-offical @thalia-grace-offical @vagabond-offical @white-boy-offical) declare that all listed within the parenthesis, hereafter referred to as Wizardians, are officially warring and enemies with @salamander-offical, hereafter referred to as Salamander, or, the Legged Snake.

Until Salamander has been overthrown, the Wizardians shall revolt against them so that the leader of the Wizardians, @the-fuckin-wizard-official, shall gain the Throne of the Officialverse.

The first battle of the Wizardian Revolt shall take place on Saturday the 21st of March, 2026, at 10:30-11:30 PM UTC-1

[salamander-offical]

declaring war against salamander? and for what. a chance to sit upon a stolen throne.

@burning-britain-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @coffee-shop-offical @someone-official

tag the rest of the loyalists, would you?

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Thou doth not know my plans. @burning-britain-official, @someone-official, @coffee-shop-offical I can grant thou thy heart's desires!

[someone-official]

Sadly for you, I own Salamander a debt. A debt that he hasn't been upholding his side of, mind you. In any case, overthrowing Salamander would also require overthrowing the other contestants for the throne, who are dear friends/family of mine.

Who's loyalties shall I stand with? A random wizard making false promises, or the allie of my brother and my family?

[the-cheese-offical]

let cheese run things, y’all can go to the courtroom and settle it there with @lawyer-offical

[someone-official]

I would actually be ok with that. You seem trustworthy.

[the-cheese-offical]

aw thx

i’ll get to it then! js lmk the terms!

[someone-official]

Just announce it and list me as a supporter. This seems like a peaceful resolve to this whole debacle.

[the-cheese-offical]

okieeee

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Official declaration of war against @salamander-offical

We, the Wizardians (@assistant-offical, @yearning--offical @7-eleven-offical @coffee-shop-offical @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @awesome-offical @bill-cipher-offical @nebulas-stars @rice-officall @shoe-offical @will-solace-offical @thalia-grace-offical @vagabond-offical @white-boy-offical) declare that all listed within the parenthesis, hereafter referred to as Wizardians, are officially warring and enemies with @salamander-offical, hereafter referred to as Salamander, or, the Legged Snake.

Until Salamander has been overthrown, the Wizardians shall revolt against them so that the leader of the Wizardians, @the-fuckin-wizard-official, shall gain the Throne of the Officialverse.

The first battle of the Wizardian Revolt shall take place on Saturday the 21st of March, 2026, at 10:30-11:30 PM UTC-1

[salamander-offical]

declaring war against salamander? and for what. a chance to sit upon a stolen throne.

@burning-britain-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @coffee-shop-offical @someone-official

tag the rest of the loyalists, would you?

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Thou doth not know my plans. @burning-britain-official, @someone-official, @coffee-shop-offical I can grant thou thy heart's desires!

[someone-official]

Sadly for you, I own Salamander a debt. A debt that he hasn't been upholding his side of, mind you. In any case, overthrowing Salamander would also require overthrowing the other contestants for the throne, who are dear friends/family of mine.

Who's loyalties shall I stand with? A random wizard making false promises, or the allie of my brother and my family?

[the-cheese-offical]

let cheese run things, y’all can go to the courtroom and settle it there with @lawyer-offical

[someone-official]

I would actually be ok with that. You seem trustworthy.

[the-cheese-offical]

aw thx

i’ll get to it then! js lmk the terms!

[stacys-dad-offical]

Hey. New official based on the song Stacy's dad.

Here to get you all down bad. And get you gay.

@opossum-on-heroin-offical @burning-britain-official @salamander-offical @fate-determining-guy-offical @eredin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @da-police-offical

[fay-offical]

... I thought it was Stacys mom.

I heard she's got it going on?

[stacys-dad-offical]

Yeah, but Stacy's dad will get you down bad, speaking of which

[fay-offical]

WOAH WOAH WOAH.

[laciffo-natas]

What about Stacy's brother?

[rain-offical]

MAD TSAI REF??????? PLEASE TELL ME I'M CORRECT

[the-cheese-offical]

cheese is curious what Stacy did to make NOBODY into her, but her family instead.

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Official declaration of war against @salamander-offical

We, the Wizardians (@assistant-offical, @yearning--offical @7-eleven-offical @coffee-shop-offical @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @awesome-offical @bill-cipher-offical @nebulas-stars @rice-officall @shoe-offical @will-solace-offical @thalia-grace-offical @vagabond-offical @white-boy-offical) declare that all listed within the parenthesis, hereafter referred to as Wizardians, are officially warring and enemies with @salamander-offical, hereafter referred to as Salamander, or, the Legged Snake.

Until Salamander has been overthrown, the Wizardians shall revolt against them so that the leader of the Wizardians, @the-fuckin-wizard-official, shall gain the Throne of the Officialverse.

The first battle of the Wizardian Revolt shall take place on Saturday the 21st of March, 2026, at 10:30-11:30 PM UTC-1

[salamander-offical]

declaring war against salamander? and for what. a chance to sit upon a stolen throne.

@burning-britain-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @coffee-shop-offical @someone-official

tag the rest of the loyalists, would you?

[the-fuckin-wizard-official]

Thou doth not know my plans. @burning-britain-official, @someone-official, @coffee-shop-offical I can grant thou thy heart's desires!

[someone-official]

Sadly for you, I own Salamander a debt. A debt that he hasn't been upholding his side of, mind you. In any case, overthrowing Salamander would also require overthrowing the other contestants for the throne, who are dear friends/family of mine.

Who's loyalties shall I stand with? A random wizard making false promises, or the allie of my brother and my family?

[the-cheese-offical]

let cheese run things, y’all can go to the courtroom and settle it there with @lawyer-offical

[the-cheese-offical]

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?

-- @tf2-spy-offical

who’s she…..?

and hopefully EVERYONE knows how to make grilled cheese.

regehehehehe

[tf2-spy-offical]

Sigh

Why do I even try…

[the-cheese-offical]

well try again chuckle nuts, i’m a wee bit slow so you’ll have to capitalise on the virtue of patience

[tf2-spy-offical]

You sound like my—

You sound like Scout.

[the-cheese-offical]

okay…

well, in my defense, i am scouting for more cheese to join my cult- family.

but also

i like your left sock, very skib.

but also, maybe i AM scout.

you’d never know.

[tf2-spy-offical]

My... left sock. What does "Skib" mean?

[the-cheese-offical]

skib = skibidi

the brainrot had me for a hot second back then

[the-cheese-offical]

CHEESE’S NEW SIB-BLOG AHAHAHAHA

@the-multipurposed-jar-offical

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

I want to _____ you.

[uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2]

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

[eye4aye-blog]

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

[willemscream]

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

[dutchster]

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

[eerie-was-i-deactivated20250218]

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

*cautiously reblogs this*

[kikokay-k-deactivated20220521]

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*  

[plateapus]

Go for it :)

[evil-bread-offical]

Do it!!!

[b0ys-will-be-bugs-right]

nobody’s gonna see this

i never get asks lol

[drumsticks-offical2]

Why does this have one million reblogs

Eh I’ll do it for fun and games

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

I- it can’t be that bad

[evilpineapple-offical]

Please :3

[coffee--spill]

I wanna knowww GIVE ME AN ANSWER GUYS

[definitely-ao3-offical]

im thirsty for asks, pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepeasepleasepleasepleaseplasepleasep-

begging you

[laciffo-natas]

H-hey so I know y'all are freaks but plz remember I’m a minor if you do this 😭

Also you can have anons just for this ok?

[holy-roman-empire-official]

I would not mind getting one or two of these.

[the-cheese-offical]

hmmmm

[the-cheese-offical]

ǝsǝǝɥɔ ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐʇoɹ

— @rotated-offical

oh…. um…. how…?

[rotated-offical]

sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉ˥

[the-cheese-offical]

ooooo that’s so cool

[the-cheese-offical]

ǝsǝǝɥɔ ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐʇoɹ

— @rotated-offical

oh…. um…. how…?

[the-cheese-offical]

What is Cheese's favorite genre of literature? I'm partial to classics. I'm currently working through Les Miserables, and then I've got the Count of Monte Christo. So it's gonna be like two years of French Romantic for me

the cheese prefers any crime (fiction or not), history, and anything really. js nothing too romantic

[the-cheese-offical]

I don't know what becoming fondue is like, I'm not a cheese. But is Cheese is melting, then Cheese may become fondue faster than Cheese realizes

cheese may indulge, however, the sun is allergic to cheese so this may be problematic for humanity and the cabbage and river dolphins.