Various Uncharted Sentence Starters
“Are you sure you can hang with me? I’m kind of a big deal.”
“Don’t worry, I got a few tricks up my sleeve.”
“I’m sweating like a hooker in church!”
“If you’re good maybe I’ll show you my other tattoo.”
“I’ll lead. You’ll follow.”
“I’m assuming you favour substance over style.”
“I’m feelin’ it. You feelin’ it? ‘Cause I’m definitely feelin’ it.”
“Kitty got wet!”
“Know what you’re gonna like about me? Everything.”
“Look at me. I’m blushing.”
“Man, this is like trying to find a bride in a brothel.”
“Man, what kind of Black Ops bullshit is this?”
“Oh great, next thing I know you’ll be putting that gun to the back of my head and telling me about the rabbits.”
“Oh man, I’m so tired of climbing shit.”
“One request: don’t waste my time.”
“So, after all your bitching about the cigar, now it comes in handy, huh?”
“That’s my blood. That’s a lot of my blood.”
“There’s a guy above you, there’s a guy above you! … There’s a guy below you, there’s a guy below you!”
“This all looks a little hinky.”
“Three goddamn bullets? How the hell did you do this with three goddamn bullets?”
“We don’t get to pick our start in this life. Real greatness is what you do with the hand you’re dealt.”
“Yeah sounds terrible. Take his wallet.”
“Yeah, good luck pal, that’s almost impossible to—oh, you did it. Nice.”
“You assholes are going to make me miss my train.”
“You brought a hooker to church?”
“You can trust me. …probably.”
“You couldn’t find your ass with both hands… and a map.”
“You know, one of these days you’re really going to have to start carrying your own matches.”
“You’ll find that I’m someone of simple tastes. Wine, literature, headbutts.”
“You’re not proposing, are you?”
