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Oh no! It seems I lost my login to my facebook account. Can anyone help me out?

#facebook 2009 BC #the bestler

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What do you do, in the night? When you aren't blogging, holding up this satirical act? Do you feel empty, knowing you will never amount to anything? Do you feel ashamed, knowing that this is all you will ever be? Do you cry, knowing that this facade in it's twisted mockery will not save you? Whatever you do, it doesn't matter, for I have already known and felt these intimately. And maybe someday, you will understand, too.

hitting the griddy on you

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hey bestler whats it like being the best

It's simply pretty okay

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I desire you carnally

you will not see the pearly gates

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femme meta dame

why thats a silly little phrase if i ever did see one

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yknow its a lonely little life for lil ol me. nobody can ever match my standards. only the best is good enough for me. and everyone falls so far below it. sometimes i just wanna be where i belong. but i have to wait. for God commands me to wait. what a funny guy.

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the-bestler

boy howdy i love being the best!

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I loathe you in ways previously unimaginable. Do you even understand how terrible you are? How much of a mockery you are of me? I will rip the world asunder in search of some way to relieve my flowing righteous anger against you but nothing can sate my destructive holy rage. You've stepped into lava, and you're wearing winter clothes motherfucker.

the-bestler

well woah there friend! those are some harsh words for such a kind poor old soul like myself! maybe we should all just calm down a tad.