Kon-El | Superboy

F*ck Lex

[wayneenterprise-pr]

the rocks tell me things

[the-better-superboy]

What are they saying?

[wayneenterprise-pr]

bohemian rhapsody

[the-better-superboy]

Nice

[the-better-superboy]

GUYS TIM HELPED ME DYE BLUE STREAKS IN MY HAIR

My coolness factor just tripled

[wayneenterprise-pr]

the rocks tell me things

[the-better-superboy]

What are they saying?

[3-last-names]

Did some stuff with my hair what do y'all think

[the-better-superboy]

It looks sick! I love the color

[3-last-names]

you thinking of doing anything with ur hair kon?

i think some blue streaks would look awesoem on yours

[the-better-superboy]

I would love to! I would rock it. Do you happen to have hair dye on your? Or I can try and track down Tim, he would know what to do

[3-last-names]

Nah got mine done at salon, either way you and Tim should really spend more time together;)

[the-better-superboy]

We will!! I wonder if bleach and hairdye will even stick in my hair.

Well! No time like the present to find out. I'll report back if it works or not!

[layzy-smith]

This is a formal apology on behalf of Red Robin for any destruction to property and bodily harm he has caused. He will be on probation until further notice.

Please be in touch if you think you have been personally affected and wish to complain or receive compensation.

Sincerely and tiredly,

Vigilante HR

Layana Smith

[the-better-superboy]

What did he do this time

[layzy-smith]

Burnt Steph’s house down and stabbed her

[the-better-superboy]

Delightful. Are we sure Steph didn't deserve it? Doesn't sound like him to do with no reasoning

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

Um. hello???? what could i have POSSIBLY done to deserve stabbing???

[the-better-superboy]

I don't know? I'm not saying you DID deserve it, but he wouldn't just walk up to you one day and stab you- right?

[3-last-names]

Did some stuff with my hair what do y'all think

[the-better-superboy]

It looks sick! I love the color

[3-last-names]

you thinking of doing anything with ur hair kon?

i think some blue streaks would look awesoem on yours

[the-better-superboy]

I would love to! I would rock it. Do you happen to have hair dye on your? Or I can try and track down Tim, he would know what to do

[layzy-smith]

This is a formal apology on behalf of Red Robin for any destruction to property and bodily harm he has caused. He will be on probation until further notice.

Please be in touch if you think you have been personally affected and wish to complain or receive compensation.

Sincerely and tiredly,

Vigilante HR

Layana Smith

[the-better-superboy]

What did he do this time

[layzy-smith]

Burnt Steph’s house down and stabbed her

[the-better-superboy]

Delightful. Are we sure Steph didn't deserve it? Doesn't sound like him to do with no reasoning

[cain-matt-keay]

I love him and i miss him, but i hate him and why does he have so many notes

[the-better-superboy]

This... frightens me. Whose notes are these???

[cain-matt-keay]

tim

[the-better-superboy]

That- makes a lot more sense.

[cain-matt-keay]

if he wasn't K.O. id do it for him rn

[the-better-superboy]

He's K.O.ed? When did I miss that??

[cain-matt-keay]

errrrrrrrrrrr, multiverse things

[the-better-superboy]

Logical. Sorry for the loss of your Tim

[cain-matt-keay]

Its okay, its like he never left WITH 20 YEARS OF NOTES SWERDUFTYGIUHIJNK

[the-better-superboy]

I'm still baffled he managed to fill a whole room. Of analog too- he likes his tech too much-

[cain-matt-keay]

he was a man of many talents

[the-better-superboy]

That he is

[cain-matt-keay]

I love him and i miss him, but i hate him and why does he have so many notes

[the-better-superboy]

This... frightens me. Whose notes are these???

[cain-matt-keay]

tim

[the-better-superboy]

That- makes a lot more sense.

[cain-matt-keay]

if he wasn't K.O. id do it for him rn

[the-better-superboy]

He's K.O.ed? When did I miss that??

[cain-matt-keay]

errrrrrrrrrrr, multiverse things

[the-better-superboy]

Logical. Sorry for the loss of your Tim

[cain-matt-keay]

Its okay, its like he never left WITH 20 YEARS OF NOTES SWERDUFTYGIUHIJNK

[the-better-superboy]

I'm still baffled he managed to fill a whole room. Of analog too- he likes his tech too much-

[lildickiebird]

Hey did y'all know the sun CAN actually shine in Gotham?? Fuck me it's bright out there

[the-better-superboy]

You sure you're in Gotham still? That doesn't sound like any Gotham I know

[lildickiebird]

I think I'm still in Gotham? Unless I've been thrown into an alternate universe

[the-better-superboy]

Its always a possibility. I have a sneaking suspicion that I've been flung into an alternate universe at least once or twice

[cain-matt-keay]

I love him and i miss him, but i hate him and why does he have so many notes

[the-better-superboy]

This... frightens me. Whose notes are these???

[cain-matt-keay]

tim

[the-better-superboy]

That- makes a lot more sense.

[cain-matt-keay]

if he wasn't K.O. id do it for him rn

[the-better-superboy]

He's K.O.ed? When did I miss that??

[cain-matt-keay]

errrrrrrrrrrr, multiverse things

[the-better-superboy]

Logical. Sorry for the loss of your Tim

[the-better-superboy]

Kara and Kal partially share custody of Krypto- I think I need a Super Cat to balance it out. If anyone has any recommendations let me know-

[cain-matt-keay]

I love him and i miss him, but i hate him and why does he have so many notes

[the-better-superboy]

This... frightens me. Whose notes are these???

[cain-matt-keay]

tim

[the-better-superboy]

That- makes a lot more sense.

[cain-matt-keay]

if he wasn't K.O. id do it for him rn

[the-better-superboy]

He's K.O.ed? When did I miss that??

[layzy-smith]

This is a formal apology on behalf of Red Robin for any destruction to property and bodily harm he has caused. He will be on probation until further notice.

Please be in touch if you think you have been personally affected and wish to complain or receive compensation.

Sincerely and tiredly,

Vigilante HR

Layana Smith

[the-better-superboy]

What did he do this time

[cain-matt-keay]

I love him and i miss him, but i hate him and why does he have so many notes

[the-better-superboy]

This... frightens me. Whose notes are these???

[cain-matt-keay]

tim

[the-better-superboy]

That- makes a lot more sense.

[lildickiebird]

Hey did y'all know the sun CAN actually shine in Gotham?? Fuck me it's bright out there

[the-better-superboy]

You sure you're in Gotham still? That doesn't sound like any Gotham I know

[3-last-names]

Did some stuff with my hair what do y'all think

[the-better-superboy]

It looks sick! I love the color