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I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people irl
Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching)
Character 2: (visibly disturbed)
Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common...
This made me laugh really hard. It deserved a comic. 😆
kids baking championship is extremely, very relatable
inspired by @sango-blep ‘s really cool post *here*
How’d I ever get so indiscreet? How’d I ever get so freakly? Everybody out here on a leash …
But not me
Lyrics version *here*
This week’s Patreon sketch: Shared interests.
my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting
i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds lol
“your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell u
one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”
“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me
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the problem w making up OCs is before you can get the rewards of shitposting about them you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeal of explaining who they are.
Or post nonsense no one else is going to understand and get mad about not getting notes.
Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?
oh honey they are fully dead
No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.
oh, sure. she doesn't care though. she's 12 and she's thriving and she loves to murder
Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone
Toph: I can do it.
Aang:
Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met
Aang:
Sokka:
Katara:
Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too
Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!
Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.
Katara:
Aang:
Sokka:
Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.
Toph: ....did you guys not know you were killing people?
Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right
Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!
Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already
Katara:
Sokka:
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: *extremely loud airbender scream*
[Aang looks to all the other Avatars]
[All of them but Kyoshi avoid his eyes]
Kyoshi - I don’t see what the problem is
It's an earthbender thing
How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:
Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:
I swear to god, between this and all the middle ages monks writing about their hangovers in the borders of their illuminated manuscripts, and ancient Roman graffiti about bread and fucking, and the ancient Nordic child drawings we found, I’m beginning to suspect that people have always been people and it kind of rules
“You are never too old to set another goal or dream another dream.”
— C.S. Lewis (via naturaekos)
All I can think of is that tweet about how we aren’t a species designed to last
