Call me Slothy

My name is Braden. I'm 18, and I have what could very well be the poofiest hair known to man. I enjoy that dankety dank, funny things, cool things, pretty things, and a lot of things in general. Want to know anything else about me? Feel free to ask. Enjoy your stay. :3

[the-blazing-sloth]

I have returned to tumblr for the time being. My phone is broken and I need some way of communicating with people. It was this or facebook.

[timelordgifs]

[topshotpicks]

[charmory]

this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day

[jali-jali]

No shit. That tom cat was like:

“This thorn invested wall means nothing.”

“I will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be with you, my lady.”

and the lady cat was all:

“My brave darling.”

OOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED!!

Suddenly my muse insisted me to draw the personification version of the last pic, and who am I to reject inspiration when it comes so willingly to me? At least this will help with the artblock issue I currently have to deal with.

Russian imperial era inspired because hot damn.

Note: I tried google reverse image (and other reverse image search engines) those photos and came up with nothing. I wish I knew the original photographer because I want to love hug him/her so hard for capturing such inspiring moments.

[youkofujima]

OMG that’s the cutest thing ever and the best courtly love ah so brilliant.

[forthegothicheroine]

Few romantic heroes could do better.

[stoneandbloodandwater]

I don’t post cats often but that illustration.

[photography-cnl]

[the-blazing-sloth]

han: ben i'm not taking you to hot topic until you clean your room

leia, gently correcting him: han, he wants to be called kyle ron now

kylo, his voice cracking: IT'S KYLO REN

[the-blazing-sloth]

It's coming.... TWE-TWE-TWENTY SIXTEEN *throws car onto woman, kicks baby* TWENTY SIXTEEN

[ignisgayentia]

star wars the force awakens + onion headlines

[my-kokoro-just-brokoro-deactiva]

[puppiestotherescue]

[deppsex-deactivated20131002]

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

[awwww-cute]

Happy little wiener! (Source: http://ift.tt/1Tar2P7)

[organic-titty-sprinkles]

@the-blazing-sloth

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I need straight women to realize that they are 100% just as straight as straight men are, and that their opinions on homosexuality–including what it means to be a lesbian–are just as meaningless and inappropriate as straight men’s opinions are.

[the--bitch--blog]

Are you saying every straight opinion on homosexuality is meaningless?

[meangirlnurse]

yep

[chodeboy]

yep

[nedahoyin]

Uhm.. yep..

[the-blazing-sloth]

You're all meaningless. Years from now, no one will know who you are or what you did, and not a single person will give a shit. Your life will be lost to history and one day the last tear morning your loss will fall, and no one will notice. Stop fucking invalidating each other. Go outside, hug someone, pet a dog, and stop trying to label yourselves. You don't have to be gay, straight, pan, demi, bi, or anything else. It's enough to just be, love whoever you want to love. Jesus fucking Christ maybe if you shit heads would stop putting yourselves in groups then maybe humanity could make some progress towards seeing everyone as fellow brothers and sisters as a part of the human race. Or just keep doing what you're doing, and when you see all fighting going on around the world, Christians vs Muslims, Republicans vs Democrats, gays vs straights, capitalists vs socialists, go ahead and pick a team. Keep the fight going. After all, every fight needs a soldier.

[thebestoftumbling]

the dream

[doobz-n-boobz]

@feelingindigo I feel like you’d appreciate this

[dopefreshtunes]

[yawnralphio-archive]

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

[d-sneyprincess]

[the-man-and-the-mouse]

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

[theincredibleelastigirl]

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Goddamn. Phillip could get the business.

[queer-nihilist]

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

[salvadordali-art]

Hermes, 1981

Salvador Dali