Beware The Displacer Ooze!

Emrys-29-He/They I like to think I'm the funniest person I know but boy howdy I can never think of what to put here. Necromancer apologist and necromancer romancer. If you couldn't tell from the header I play D&D and the shenanigans are insane. Content sometimes related to URL ;)

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[qapleulia]

characters who are undead. characters who die in the end and so they've been dead from the start. characters who are chased by death. characters that chase death. characters who died and came back to life. characters that die again and again and again. characters who consider their past self dead. characters who were born in someone else's corpse. characters that claw their way out of the grave. characters whose deaths leave such a gaping wound that even their absence is still a presence. characters who are emissaries of death. characters who are alive but consider themselves dead. characters whose deaths are ambiguous. characters whose existences are defined by death.

[your-sunshine-future]

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

[eta-reduction]

Visit Original Link

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Well, what if they find out vaping is super good for you, you ever think of that shit? No, you're too busy imagining fictional men kissing and licking each other's armpits, and maybe one laughs into the other's navel.

[heedra]

if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

the bi in bisexual isnt about genders its about 1. the sex im going to have with your mom and 2. the sex im going to have with your dad

[aubryjoi]

Bookmarks, anyone? 👀📚

I’ve got SO many bookmark designs (everything here and more!) dropping in my shop on 6/27! Available for a limited time 💜

[animentality]

[sandersstudies]

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

[sandersstudies]

Me, literally a performing arts teacher who teaches them how to be confident and loud: guys wait I’m really shy 🥺 guys be niceys to me 🥺 I’m just a little guy 🥺

My students???? Every time????: woah guys shutup she’s literally shy

[sandersstudies]

Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?

[beardedmrbean]

[lakemojave]

"heads up that person makes porn" "that person draws fetish art" awesome can i see it?

[the-most-medium-lesbian]

Fr tho. Don't tell me that the chef also makes sauce and then refuse me a menu.

[quakerjoe]

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[briarplant]

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

[kirby97]

two points of view on math fish