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“Were those two robots making out?”
UNDERTALE STARTER MEME
What freaky part of Beika had they wandered into?
Conan tugged at Aoko’s sleeve and let out a distressed whine, “Aoko-neechan, I want to go home now. Please?”
Aoko nodded distractedly. “That...that’s probably a good idea.”
She couldn’t help glancing at the robots again, just to confirm that she had, indeed, seen what they thought they were seeing.
Undertale Starter Meme
“After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”
“Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”
“Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”
“Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”
“Be good, alright?”
“Didn’t you read the sign?”
“Did you hear what they just said?”
“Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”
“Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”
“Don’t you have anything better to do?”
“Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”
“Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”
“Finally, someone gets it.”
“Forgive me for this.”
“Golly, you must be so confused.”
“Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”
“Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”
“Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”
“He flexed himself out of the room!”
“Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”
“Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”
“Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”
“I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”
“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”
“I can’t afford not to care anymore.”
“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
“I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”
“I don’t like you the way you like me.”
“I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”
“If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”
“I found a gun in a dumpster!”
“If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”
“I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”
“I knew you had it in you!”
“I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”
“I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”
“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
“I’m not ready for this to end.”
“In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”
“I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”
“Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”
“It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”
“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”
“I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”
“I want you to be happy, too.”
“I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”
“Never interact with attractive people.”
“Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”
“Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”
“Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”
“Plants can’t talk, dummy.”
“Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”
“Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”
“Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”
“Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”
“Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”
“So what if a few people have to die?”
“Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”
“Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”
“Thaaaaaat’s politics!”
“That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”
“That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”
“The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”
“They come. They leave. They die.”
“This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”
“Time for our union-regulated break!”
“Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”
“Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”
“Were those two robots making out?”
“What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”
“What do you think of my secret style?”
“Where are the knives.”
“Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”
“Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”
“Who needs arms with legs like these?”
“Why would I ever be friends with you?”
“Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”
“Would you smooch a ghost?”
“You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”
“You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”
“You can’t understand how this feels.”
“You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”
“You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”
“You just wanted to see me suffer.”
“You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”
“You’ll never see ‘em again.”
“You’re filled with determination.”
“You really hate me that much?”
“You’re giving me a real workout.”
“You’re gonna have a bad time.”
Basic Angst Starters
because sometimes what’s left to the imagination is much more terrifying.
“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.” “I just heard something… Something bad…” “Why didn’t you tell me about this?!” “What’s all this blood?!” “Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “You should probably sit down for this.” “Please tell me you forgive me!” “I can’t live without you!” “Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.” “What the hell happened to you?!” “Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!” “You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!” “I knew not to trust you!” “What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!” “Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!” “How could you do this to me?!” “Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!” “I feel weird… what was in that drink…?” “I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.” “Please… you’re scaring me…” “Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.” “Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.” “I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?” “I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.” “Do you remember anything?” “You have to tell me who did this to you!” “No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.” “What’s your fucking problem?!” “Are you crying?” “You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!” “I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.” “You… are dying?” “Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?” “Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!” “Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?” “Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!” “When’s the last time you slept?”.
littledetective replied to your post:[[I really should work on my drafts…]] [[but look!...
GASP ohman those sounds good. 8D
[[They are i've only made them once but my mom makes them every so often. maybe i could see if i could send you the recipe?? they're really good tho idk how i managed to type cookies instead of muffins]]
[[I really should work on my drafts...]]
[[but look! a clean kitchen! I must b a k e ]]
Fullmetal Alchemist Sentence Starters
"You're useless in the rain."
"Do you want to see pictures of my adorable daughter?!"
“A lesson without pain is meaningless."
"You'll have to decide for yourself."
"Don't call me small! I'll break off your feet and stick em on your head!"
"That day, all female officers will be required to wear...TINY MINISKIRTS!"
"One is All, and All is One."
“He died in the middle of our conversation. How rude.”
"A king exists for his people, without subjects rulers can not exist."
"I'm a homunculus."
"Survival of the fittest."
"You humans are such sad and weak, foolish creatures."
"There's no such thing as no such thing."
"I want money and women, power and sex, status, glory!"
"Don't look down on me, you WORMS!"
"LUCKY ME!"
"Can I eat him now?"
"He looks delicious."
"Appearances rarely show the whole truth."
"I will be watching you from the shadows."
"You can't change reality, just your perception!"
"I can't wait to see what he'll be offering."
"I am the truth of your despair."
so i’ve got one of these
if we’re mutually following each other, you can ask for it
Good Evening. My Previous Questions Have All Been Of The Physical Variety. Now, I Have Decided To Probe Your Psyches. -What Is Your Darkest Memory?-
“...Definitely the night that Nightmare and Kaitou KID teamed up.”
You’ve seen me rp my current muse. Now send me what other muse you think I can/would be good at rping.
Note: Be sure to include the fandom if the character is different than the fandom my current muse is from!
suohiisms:
PSA || RPING WITH MY CHARACTER
just because your character wouldn’t fit in with my character’s canon verse, doesn’t mean we can’t rp. au/crossover things are my life, you guys; i will be more than happy to either fit my character to yours’ canon verse or to make up an entirely different verse for both of them to interact in. it’s a great outlet for creativity and it’s just a lot of fun to throw two characters into a world they’ve never canonically been in.
basically, when i say i’m a multiverse blog, i mean it. just come talk to me, you wonderful people, and let’s make our loser muses live in a medieval world or be spies or live in space or something.
how about it?
create a new universe with me.
Due To Timing Concerns And My Testing Out Of A New Method For Messaging The Entire Fun List, This Message Has Little Preamble. -Which One Of Your Limbs Would You Miss The Least?-
“If this is a joke about how I can no longer move my right arm, it’s not funny! But I would probably say...my left arm?”
*Glitter bomb goes off above her covering her in glitter that she'll have to wash off to get off.* "Kikikiiii"
“People reeeeally want to mess with me today, don’t they.” And she can’t move so she can’t go and wash the glitter off, either. Sigh.
Go in my inbox and tell me what you think my muse's patronus would be and why
Good day, Aoko. I See You Have Hardly Lifted A Finger In Response To My Inquiries. Thus, I Assumed I Should Give You Reason For This. Behold My New Penalty M!A: Mjölnir's Spell. Surely You Are Familiar With Norse Mythology? Your Right Arm Is Now Dead Weight. That's Right, You Cannot Lift It. You Will Require The Assistance Of Another (Anyone Other Than Your Self Is Worthy) To Move It (And, By Default, Your Self). I Recommend Massaging It Regularly To Help Circulation. Good Luck.
“...Oh, great.”
“You get back here and fix this right now!”
๑ a dove ;)
She manged to reach out and grab the fuzzy dove before it hit her. She raised an eyebrow at her friend. “Thank you, but was it really necessary to throw it?”
๑ ---- Owl!
Aoko blinked as a fluffy owl plushie bounced off her chest. She picked it up and smiled at her alternate. “Thank you very much!”
Good Evening, Aoko. Welcome To My Game. Below Is My Question. Do Not Think Too Hard On Why I Ask This. -How Strong Are Your Teeth?-
“Eeeehh?”
“That’s a really odd question. Who are you, why do you want to know, and why do you think I would know?”
