Bleh

Honestly........the fuck

[magnetostits-deactivated2026031]

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

[torn-a-sunder]

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

[rylandsgrace]

HOUSE M.D (2004 - 2012) I 6.20

[libraryleopard]

found a great iwtv tweet while cleaning my desktop

[boimann]

the fallout show was great but I'm going to have to deduct a few points on account of the fact that FINAL PAM wasn't in it

[jdmara]

[flythesail]

Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way. (I'm riding in a carriage with a guy I don't want to marry but am supposed to pretend to be interested in when this kid is run over and then this doctor shows up and says the kid's leg needs to be amputated but I rather test out this new medicine and save his leg so I take the kid and the doctor back to my house and we perform a surgery together in the hallway while a bunch of people at my house including my family watch us because they are here for a party to look at art or something.)

[thedeathdeelers]

all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

[cannibalchicken]

absolutely flabbergasted

[simonalkenmayer]

Only valid facial expression

[bogleech]

to be fair I’ll bet literally NO ONE even tried to warn them there’d be robot banjo skeletons out here

[squidbroom]

if you stopped watching monster factory, you’re missing out

[tvorogzok]

Great practice!

[taffydragonblog]

Gonna tell my grandnieces and grandnephews this was Barbenheimer

[rylandsgrace]

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1994) dir. Henry Selick

[k-eke]

Halloween pup

[vampires-and-witches]

[elidyce]

“This is a tapestry I made myself! I just finished it!” 

“…. this is…. big.”

“Eighty feet long, ten high, in forty panels! It was originally going to be sixty feet, but then the Thomas Malory Arthuriana got big and I had to put more stuff in.” 

“… Malory published in the fifteenth century.” 

“Do you have any idea how long it takes one person to embroider eight thousand square feet of tapestry?” 

“You’ve had a lot of free time in the last eight hundred years, haven’t you?” 

“Not once I took up embroidery as a hobby, no!” 

[memesnotwelcome]

“Want to see my stalagmite cultivation work?”

[milf-adjacent]

Full Middle Malcolmist

Full Middle Malcolmist

[ohhhhhhhboyyyyyy]

[nero-neptune]

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this