Somari

~* " Can't catch me! " *~

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

!~ Entry Post ~!

Basic Dni, don’t be weird, the owner of this blog is a minor. Be humane please.

!Important!

(Mostly) Whatever this blog says is completely fictional and/or false, please don’t take anything too seriously!

Anything written like;

“ This! Hello! “ is in-character!

I do NOT mind gore or sensitive topics, just nothing too inordinately descriptive or suggestive and I’ll be fine with it!

^ (Note; AS LONG AS IT IS DIRECTED TOWARDS THE CHARACTER)!

Some little HCs of mine will be listed below;

He’s trans , FTM (Female 2 Male) :)!

He’s gay and happily married to Grand Dad (we love Bootleg yaoi over here).

^April 1st is their anniversary (they both thought it’d be funny).

He’s like heavily lactose intolerant and sheds his quills n fur, I dunno if that’s important but like, yeah! ^ Certain times of the year he ends up looking like a naked mole rat cuz of the fact he sheds (I’m so evil).

Y’know that one Somari Vs Sonic.NES video? Well, I’ve considered it cannon here. Yeah, he has everlasting beef with the hedgehog. Though, since the little corruption incident near the end of it, he’s kinda stupid sometimes. That or he can be VERYYY forgetful. Be patient. My baby is trying..

^Also, due to this when he gets sick, he REALLY gets sick. Like, in bed for days type sick. It still affects him to this day sometimes…. So if he ever tweaks, that’s why.

He considers Pikafriend and Eeveefriend, well, good friends!

He needs glasses but is in absolute denial (he’s near-sighted) 🙏.

He has his own variants of the main cast but like I haven’t came up with any names and don’t plan on it..

I have something more planned for this blog, but until I get the motivation to do so, have some fun! Don’t be afraid to ask anything! I might not be able to answer right away, but I sure as hell will try!

Last upd: 02/17/26

[hotelmario-mario]

We dunno man you should collect his pages it seems like a pretty good idea

@mario-bounty-hunter

If I do go and find 'em- WHICH I WONT, I'm takin' ya with me.

[webber-da-spider]

Sure, bring the person with a shotgun who is most well known for making alternate versions of you disappear with you into a forest where people die mysteriously. It’s not even Christmas

[hotelmario-mario]

...I- shush. I have 1-Ups for a reason.

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

He seems’a really persistent… Good-luck out there buddy!

[flacoralf]

Nice to meet ya, Grand Dad!

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

I love how you draw Grand dad…… he looks like such a chill and trustworthy guy… He looks very huggable ughhhhhhh I wish bootlegged ppl were real…

Also how you draw anyone else is perfect, I wish you got more attention :,)

//ooc post

[hotelmario-mario]

” Heya! I got a REALLLYYYYY important question for you! “

“ Are ya good at’a keepin’ secrets? ‘Cuz I wanna make an offer, but like… There’s’a lot people who go ####### crazy over it! “

“ ….It’s’a really secret secret. This means Greenbean can’t’a know either! You in or out? “

// @the-bootlegged-adventurer

Hm...yeah, I can keep a secret or two, what's up Pesky Plumber?

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

-Slides a chaos emerald over a nonexistent table-like surface..-

Alright! I’m trustin’ you with’a this! You seem somewhat “protective” over your belongings, given the fact you got a whole room dedicated to keeping the toasters! Figured this would’a come in handy for you, anyways, ‘cuz of how…. Brutal everyone is against you and the greenbean!

If you and’a Lu ever need a hand or two, don’t hesitate to call me up for help! I’ll be there faster than you can’a say ‘Spaghetti’!

[pink-dr-mario]

[Let's-a Discuss!]

Do you believe Piranha Plants are really plants?

Yes!

No!

Voting ended onMar 10

While Piranha Plants are usually depicted and shown as plant life, observations report them to have skeletons, and even display sentience and speech in some cases (even singing in the case of the Trottin' Piranha Plants). The suggestion of an apparent skeletal structure conflicts with Piranha Plants being plants in the first place.

Some individuals suggest that they may rather be reptilian in nature than plantlike, as with the Dino Piranha — and that their botanic appearance comes from evolution. This subspecies of Piranha Plant coming from eggs supports the theory.

However, as in the case of Petey and other species of Piranha plant, some have the ability to flower and are notably more plant than reptile (See: Ivy Piranha Plant). Additionally, the basis of most common Piranha Plants is that they are essentially "rooted" into the ground or grow in pipe systems.

Do you think Piranha Plants are plants? Discuss!

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

(oh my god yes nows my timw to rant uncharacteristically)

Y’know. At first I was goin’ to’a compare it to a Venus Flytrap. But as I was readin’ your explanation, the fact you brought up Piranha Plants have’a bones caught me off guard! I totally forgot they had bones! So that made’a me discard the thought entirely, ‘cuz last I checked, the Venus Flytrap don’t have’a bones!

But then you got me thinkin’! If Piranha Plants aren’t Venus Flytraps, then what are they? As you stated, you think they might’a be some sort of weird lizard, but I think otherwise!

Hear me out; they’re Crinoids! Just… on land I guess? Specifically Sea Lilies!

You know what Sea Lilies are? They’re underwater animals, animals that’a look like flowers or plants! Y’know what they do? They sit and let their weird feathery arms float against the current of the ocean, ‘cuz of this, they catch plankton or food particles and’a that’s how they eat! They even move around and are pretty’a fast! They do that to escape predators!

Maybe Piranha Plants are their own weird type of species of Sea Lilies? Or if to stretch the limits, Crinoids like Sea Urchins or the Sea Cucumbers? Just uhh… VERY much more hostile!

Thank’a you for listening! That’s all!

[cosplaying-memester]

Better hope this little menace doesn't target you

Also, sorry for the cringe dancing, I'm not a good dancer ^^; (happy 1 year anniversary to MMV2 btw!)

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

Genuinely you are far too pure for this world. I DON’T care how cringe you think these are, they warm my heart and make my day 10x better.

This is probably a really old post but this still applies.

The cosplays are also really creative and cute :)

-Mod

[mavis-la-tarte-aux-pommes]

Hear me out on this one

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

Hey I used to have that game on the Wii as a lil kid. I’m hearing you out on this one.

//ooc post ofc

[chrisberi2]

I dunno who made this

but ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS IS CHEATING

HOW DO 2 SONICS GIVE BIRTH TO A MARIO HEAD

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

Who’a keeps handing over the family photo album to you guys? It’s getting concerning at’a this point…

That’s’a my cousin by the way! Don’t be mean to’a him! He’s special!

[chrisberi2]

I'm tempted to make a Pikafriend and Eeveefriend blog because @/the-bootlegged-adventurer references the Mario's Madness mod [Which you should totes play btw its so peak]

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

👀

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

Felt like sharin’ some of’a my stuff, y’know? Had some free time and’a said “Why the hell not?”.

[flacoralf]

Mario and Sonic???, No bro, We have SOMARI!!!

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

Where did you get the photos. Give them up buddy you do NOT need those photos of me as a fetus.

//ooc post

Also really nice art yummyyummyinmytummyyyyy

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

Hello.

You Seem Interesting....

Tell Me...

Do You Like Stargazing?

Do You HATE Being Stared At Like You Don't Exist?

[ - @1uigi-ri1ey ]

” Thank ya green sidekick! Could’a say the same for you! “

“ Yeesh, Stargazing? Been a while since I’ve had’a the time for that, with all the’a whole ‘stopping Egghead’ thing, ya know? Even with that all goin’ on, I still stop and take a glance at the night sky here n’ there. For someone who likes’a movin’ about, you’d think I’d hate it; but it’s the opposite! “

“ In fact back in the’a ‘Old Days’, me n’ Grand used to Stargaze all the time! We’d find a hill and count the stars, constellations, whatever was up there. We’d even look at the shapes of the’a clouds if there were any! Always was an awesome experience! “

“ And uhh…. That doesn’t happen all too often here…. Don’t’a know how to answer that one…. Don’t want you catchin’ this’a hedge-….. thing frownin’! “

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

whoever created you needs to get fired 🥀

" WOAHHHH there pal! Last I checked nobody enabled Friendly Fire! Just 'cuz you're jealous I have a purpose doesn't mean you gotta take it out on me! Slow down and take a chill pill and come back when you're better in the head! "

[chrisberi2]

Imagine being called a dumbass by Somari of all people

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

Dumbass is a really strong word…. But that’a isn’t far off of what I was trying to get at…..

I was’a tryna be nice here, okayyy?

Besides, the constrictions within this company sure are TIGHT..

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

Hi Somari you're so peak

” I don’t have a clue what that’a means so I’ll just take it as a compliment! You’re just as, if not more, ‘peak’ than I could ever be! Keep up the spectacular performance my good pal! “

[creature-of-the-week]

Mario from Hotel Mario (1994)

[hotelmario-mario]

...apparently I'm a creature?

...alright then.

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

Fitting.

I mean, he LITERALLY toasts toast. That’s more than enough evidence.

[hotelmario-mario]

Something something reheating something something...

Also wait- Somari?-

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

Er…. Uhhhh….

Seems I’ve’a been caught in the crossfire!

Heyo greenbean! Just passin’ by, tell the’a smaller, poorly drawn plumber I said hi! And the uhhh… Hedgehog if you ever spot’a him!

Anywho! See ya around! Or uhh.. Never. Who’a knows!

What’s that’a one liner again…?

Oh right! Gotta go fast!

[creature-of-the-week]

Mario from Hotel Mario (1994)

[hotelmario-mario]

...apparently I'm a creature?

...alright then.

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

Fitting.

I mean, he LITERALLY toasts toast. That’s more than enough evidence.

[villain-offical]

I'm proposing... A new alliance.

A TEMPORARY ONE! Only employed when facing said common enemy. We can continue killing each other violently elsewhere

Anyway I call it TACS. Tumblr Against Chatbot Slop. Currently making a logo give me like a couple hours I've got some sketches down

If YOU 🫵 have an issue with AI slop (of all kinds) then YOU TOO can join TACS. No need to send an ask or anything, if you have an issue with it you're automatically part of the crew. Anyway we should start by going through with the blackout period on February 26th to protest the Shapes.inc ads that have been assaulting our feeds recently. Good starting point.

[the-bootlegged-adventurer]

I’m joining in on this despite how much it may pain me to. If it means I’ll be productive in the community, then I’ll do it. Fuck AI, don’t know what y’all were thinking when adding it in the first place.