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Mate Grace down bad for rocks, statement
Help my find a BingQiu fic?
From what I remember: Itās one where thereās like, a time loop or something going on where SY/SQQ has already gone through the story iirc
He gives away parts of his memories in hopes of getting a better ending, each time he does that his eyes get brighter blue/green. By the current attempt everyone around SQQ is aware of the time loop and tries to keep SQQ from doing anything stupid, all of them having solved the plot basically (including Tianlang-jun, YQY, Binghe, EVERYONE) by working together to save SQQ.
Thatās all I remember, if anyone happens to know it? Pleaae š„ŗ
Ryland Grace in just his boxers, on the floor, white board marker in hand as he's labeling bones in his body and telling Rocky what they are and how fucked he'd be if they broke: ...yeah so this one is my femur and if that one breaks that's gonna take 4 - 6 months and I basically can't walk for most of it.
Rocky, texture reader in one hand, watching all this in horrified silence:
i like how all the movie critiques are 90% "rocky comes off too innocent and it doesnt correctly get across that hes very smart" and its true. but saying that the movie fandom correctly intuited hes a bitch and a pervert anyway whos mentally ill and overwhelmingly possessive of this leaky space blob and that "bad bad bad" DEFINITELY means "FUCK FUCK FUCK"
Adrian and Grace are still getting used to each other, I like the idea of Rocky and Grace already having an established dynamic, one that Adrian is perfectly okay with of course but sheās still warming up to Grace themself. And unexpectedly they start to have interest in getting closer.
rocky learning about last names is one of the most stressful days of grace's life on the way to erid.
it starts with them watching a movie, maybe the devil wears prada, and a little way through the movie rocky asks why miranda has two names. is it because she's more important?
grace, already anticipating a long conversation, says no, all humans have two names. everyone's just scared of miranda because her two names are really well known.
"grace have another name and not tell rocky?!" rocky asks, incensed. "what names mean, question? why two?"
"well," grace explains, "your first name is the name your parents give you at birth. usually people call you by your first name, especially if you're close. except in... some situations, i guess," he says, remembering stratt's vat. nobody had called him ryland there, but he still felt pretty close to all of them.
"and second name?" rocky prompts.
"right - last names correlate to your family. when you're born, you take your family name so that people know who you're related to. it also helps differentiate between two people with the same first name."
"so what grace last name, question?" rocky asks. grace blanches a little.
"uhh... grace is my last name, rock," he says, sheepishly.
"what?!" rocky yells. grace winces. "grace not tell rocky grace first name? grace not close with rocky? grace hate rocky?"
"no!" grace protests. "of course i don't hate you! don't say that!" maybe it's stupid, but grace does actually feel a little hurt by the insinuation.
"then why not tell rocky?!"
grace sighs. "i don't know, rock. i mean - when i met you i barely knew up from down, much less what my name meant to me. and i kept getting these memories and everyone kept calling me grace, and i just, i haven't been called ryland in so long it doesn't really feel like my name anymore."
rocky ruminates on this for a moment. then: "...ryland is grace first name, question?"
"yeah."
"rocky like grace better." grace deflates with relief. "yeah, me too, buddy."
"but," rocky says, "rocky want last name too now."
huh. okay, then.
"i guess i could figure that out," grace agrees. "we could give you movie rocky's last name? you wanna be rocky balboa?"
"mm, no," rocky says.
"okay, well we could go region based, i guess. where'd you grow up? i can make up something fitting, or i can look something up on my computer, i'm sure there's places on earth that are similar to places on erid -"
"no," rocky interrupts. "want grace."
"...huh?"
"rocky want grace last name."
grace is suddenly feeling very, very flushed. "you what??"
"last name is family name, question?"
"well, yeah, but -"
"and rocky grace family now. so rocky want grace family name!"
...well, when he says it like THAT, it's so much more innocent. grace... well, he agrees, because what else is he gonna say? that rocky should know that that that's as good as a marriage proposal?
no, that takes too much cultural context, and a longer conversation than he wants to have right now. easier to just let rocky have it. it's not like there'll be any consequences to bite him in the ass, right?
(wrong.)
Sometimes I forget that Shen Qingqiu slapped Luo Binghes ass to make him behave,, like he really had no right to be surprised by his masochism
Shen "I don't know where he got it from" Qingqiu
it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic
SVSSS x Witch Hat Atelier AU
Master Shen meets an unexpected visitor...š
Binghe would make a terrifying brimhat witch and I'm all for it <3 he's gonna show Shizun levels of Freak that no one's ever seen before
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stratt and grace and the rest of the phm science team running on 4 cumulative hours of sleep at an unscheduled conference. dimitri and lokken are trying to explain a new complication in the hail mary's fueling system and the resources necessary to iron it out but they keep getting interrupted by government officials butting in until grace (who doesn't even look up from his laptop and checked out of the conversation two days ago) snaps "we raise our hands to speak"
complete silence for like 3 seconds. the french prime minister sheepishly raises his hand and stratt smiles for the first time that week (grace buries his entire head behind his laptop screen for wont of a better option, like jumping straight into the sea)
Listening to t.A.T.u.'s All The Things She Said and was thinking about a devastating line and ended up making it comedic.
And-
Jiang Cheng: The only good Wen, is a dead Wen.
[everyone immediately looks to the Ghost General]
Wen Ning, uncomfortable: *awkwardly waves* Hi.
I know who exactly is going to find this. It'll be fine.
go shen yuan!! use your obliviousness for your own gain!!
its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.
as cliche as mafias stories are i do dig a good mdzs organized crime au
Silly little au where Wangxian's crime identies are hidden from each other as they try to live a domestic life but on the day of their wedding LWJ is kidnapped and presumed dead so retired criminal!WWX goes around hunting and killing everyone that is involved in LWJ presumed death because how else are you suppose to cope duh
And LWJ? Yeah he's actually fine, got kidnapped but he's actually alive and now anxiously trying to come up with something to tell his fiance and still be able to go through with the wedding (he never made it to the later unfortunately + everything was stupidly expensive but thats not that important). He does panic a bit because he was told that his fiance has been off the grid since the fake funeral (COMMITTING HOMICIDE!)
they figure it out towards the end actually do their lil paper signing (married yay!)
Two things this website hates and thatās women and gay people who are gay in the āI have sex with other gay peopleā way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.
The ācis is a slurā shit is so funny because you know the people who say that are using transphobic slurs in every other sentence and assuming that cis is derogatory because all of the terms they use for trans people are so the terms transgender people use to refer to their identity must be demeaning too. Itās not but if they do invent a slur against cisgender people, I will be using it. Fuck off, default settings.