Saperlipopette

20aine / he/him/il/lui (transgenré, settler) / Je vis à Tiohtiá:ke/Mooniyang (Icon by Olivier Latyk)

[radiofreederry]

I went to Rashomon Island and the locals gave several contradictory accounts of your activities there

[bbyhog]

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

[pokkin]

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

[jame7t]

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

[weirdsatellites]

Dispatch #89912 from HEXAGON (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Stray Silo 2. Cybertruck Spillover Meadow 3. Heat Signature Convention

[weirdsatellites]

GEOINT #3958 from X-37B (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Crypto-Medieval 2. Plasma Plant

[prokopetz]

I think there should be a microblogging platform where the complete text of each post is also its primary database key. Want to make a post with the exact same text that anyone else has ever made? Key integrity violation, try again. This would not benefit anyone in any way.

[prokopetz]

If multiple identical posts are made via different nodes before the reconciliation process can catch the duplication, which one is canonised is determined entirely at random. The others simply vanish. This would be good for the community, I think.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

merlin lowkey has no reason to be in arthur’s court like he’s kind of been co-opted over the centuries into some sort of advisor character but that is simply not what is going on 90% of the time. he just shapeshifts into different people and tells horrible prophecies and gets trapped in some rocks and dies. no motive no method. helps no one. purely there to cause problems. rest in peace to the least helpful person of all time

[yossyislandd]

sources are saying "hello" and "hi"

[americangerardway]

idk who needs to hear this but if a core part of your personality is hating men you haven't decentered them at all

[wolftearingoffshirt]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[parasitoidism]

Top 10 tweets of all time possibly

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]

[jeanritchie]

you know cloth mother and wire mother would have the messiest lesbian breakup ever

[amygdalae]

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

[amygdalae]

Woo! Yeah! Woohoo! Yippee! Hell yeah! Woo!

[amygdalae]

[targetedknowledge]

[desert-love]

[a-book-of-creatures]

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.