How do you like things a "normal amount"?

Currently hyper fixating on Tales From the Gas Station

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Finally finished this sweater. It's the Tuesday Crop Top by Stitch Shy of Normal. I just added long sleeves and did a bit of ribbing around the neck hole.

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Crochet sweater based on Starry Night Shrug by Washington Fiber Forge.

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I got my sister-in-law to start reading tftgs and she just started book 2 and she has proclaimed that Brother Reilly is her favorite character and iykyk.

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She's upset now.

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I just wanted to draw them *shrug*

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Spoilers spoilers spoilers omg so many spoilers if you haven't finished book 4

Anyway here's a theory of mine

*pulls in conspiracy board*

This has been brewing in my head for a while.

SO 👏🏻

It's kinda stated by Roger that him and Mama and Pops all worked together to see how the rift affected people. We also don't actually know when Jack and Sabine met since we found out all his memories were wrong in some way. So what's been going on in my head is that what if Roger convinced Mama and Pops to use Sabine to lure Jack to the gas station and she was originally in on it too? Like she says something along the lines of she's a keeper of what is but isn't supposed to be and specifies that she's Jacks keeper so what if that was the task given to her by her parents? Then she just actually fell in love with Jack and knew all the stuff Roger had planned for him which is why she was pushing so hard for them to leave their shitty little town so she could get him away from all that. And then Roger finds out and has their vehicle shoved off the road and into a tree causing Sabine to go into a coma so to cover his own ass implants the thought in Jacks head that he actually fell asleep behind the wheel because that's when he was having his insomnia problems then making Mama and Pops not suspect Rodger in basically killing their daughter. And just SABINE KNEW EVERYTHING AND BECAUSE THEY FELL IN LOVE TRIED TO SAVE HIM.

They're love is just so well written to me. Like not only does Jack admit to not being a good boyfriend but like goes into how their relationship was far from perfect but like DAMN do they love each other.

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I mentioned in the tags of something I posted that I also crochet so I thought it might be fun to post some of the stuff I've made in the past. Also face jumpscare

These are the same pattern just with different weight yarns. I wore the purple one to a concert. The pattern is Crochet Skull Bralette by Lunar Still:

I made this cardigan a while ago and used Aldi colors. I had gotten the colors originally to make a cute punch needle decoration for our break room (I work there btw) but I could never get the hang of punch needling so I thought it would be funny to make a cardigan cause if you know anything about fans of the aisle of shame you know its basically a cult.

Bonus pictures of my cat Jalapeno "helping" me

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I got my sister-in-law to start reading tftgs and she just started book 2 and she has proclaimed that Brother Reilly is her favorite character and iykyk.

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Instagram reel redraw

This is what I imagine Jack had to go through while Jerry lived with him.

I made this super quick cause I’m on a crochet kick. I just saw this reel and it felt needed.

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Personal ramblings ahoy

Today I turned 30. I've been dreading this day for a while as I feel like I did nothing with my 20's Like I did meet the most amazing man that I've had the pleasure of being married to but that's the only real accomplishment I felt I had. Originally I was just going to stay home and finish packing since we move tomorrow but one of my friends insisted I do something so about a month ago I sent a message out to a bunch of people basically saying "hey I'm going to hang out at (place) for a few hours if anyone wants to come hang out." I thought maybe a few people would come (mainly just that original friend, one other friend, and my sibling) and almost everyone ended up coming. Old friends met new friends,I got to meet peoples partners, and it just turned into one giant get together. We all hung out for hours and it was an amazing time.

I'm happy to say I'm no longer dreading my 30's and excited to see where it takes me. I feel full of love and this was definitely the best birthday I've had in a long long time.

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I just finished my 6th (I think I dunno) listen through of tftgs and for the entire end of book 4 my brain couldn't stop latching onto the fact that Jack is just wearing a t-shirt that says "this whole apocalypse could have been an email" that was hand written on there by Jerry.

Like specifically the fact that Jack's awkward ass got up in front of his entire 10 year reunion and said all that stuff in that shirt and I just keep laughing at the mental image of it.

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What's your head cannon/theories about the Brick Roscoes?

Do you think that:

A) they're just two guys who happen to be named Brick Roscoe

B) Clones of some kind.

C) (my new head cannon) they come from a race of Brick Roscoes

D) other (tell me I wanna hear all the head cannons/theories)

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Finally posting my Rita tattoo!

I found sections of her descriptions in the books and sent it to my tattoo artist and gave him creative freedom and I LOVE it.

I wanted to post this forever ago but my cat dug in claw into my arm on her wing and I was waiting for it to heal. That spot needs touched up there now bbbbuuuutttt I'm about to move in a few weeks and need to pack so that's gonna be an eventually thing.

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In-between wanting to look up references of decomposing bodies and decapitated heads to try and draw Jerry's head in the ice chest and also being afraid of ending up on some kind of list.

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Currently suffering from a horrible sunburn after our vacation in Florida. I applied sunscreen so many times but my pale ass skin was no match for the Florida Sun.

Anyway out of Jack, Rosa, and Jerry who do you think gets the worst burns?

Jack: Dude is definitely pale AF and burns so easily. He definitely just avoids the sun at all costs, but if he has to be in the sun he'll only remember to apply sunscreen once (bedside manor let us know that he does think about applying it) unless Rosa reminds him to apply more. If they have a beach day he would just sit in the shade and read. Dude has also been through so much crazy shit that when he does get burnt he doesn't really notice it until it gets really bad and even then it's just more annoying than anything.

Rosa: Doesn't burn as easily but always remembers sunscreen. She's also the best at remembering to reapply sunscreen and helps the others remember to reapply as well. She luckily just tans more than anything, but if she does burn she always has aloe and other things on hand to help soothe the burn.

Jerry: Doesn't. Wear. Sunscreen. Not that he's against it or anything but he just kinda forgets? Like his ADHD just gets him hyper focused on the fun thing and doesn't realize his mistake until it's too late. With Rosa around he at least is reminded to apply it more often. Doesn't burn as easily as Jack and definitely has a bit of a preexisting tan from previous burns but if he's outside too long unprotected he can get burned badly. When he does get a terrible burn he does his best to act like he's ok so the others don't worry about him.

Gaston: goodest boi. Everyone makes sure he doesn't burn his paw pads. Hates doggy shoes and does the weird walk every time shoes are put on him.

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Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?

Screen cap redraw from bbno$’s music video two but with Jerry cause he definitely fits.

I know I made that joke a while ago but like oh well

Also I made a post like months ago about getting a tattoo of Rita. I got that and my artist did amazing. My skin just hates getting tattooed and the pictures he took right after it was done my skin is super irritated so I’m waiting for it to heal.

Anywayyyyyy..

I have totally normal feelings about Jerry… totally normal

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bbno$ music video screen shot redraws except replace him with Jerry from TFTGS.

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The most unrealistic thing about this picture is that I don’t run. I really enjoy doing draw the squad stuff and in honor of me being active store manager while the actual store manager is on vacation I decided to do this one for stress relief. Why is Jack running away with Jerry in a cart? Who knows? Will Rosa decide on bread? Probably? Where is Gaston? Don’t worry about it I can’t draw dogs.

This piece is also a bit lazier but it’s because all my energy is focused on running a grocery store and not burning it to the ground.