The Chance Wizard

prokopetz

Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

bookshelfdreams

the computer doesn’t respect you. next time, try firm eye contact to establish dominance.

ralfmaximus

both the computer and technician are fucking with you. review your past for any technomancers you may have pissed off.

dieplz

very real behind the scenes photo of the wizardposting tumblr community

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#wizardblr #wizardposting #wizard island island #wizard island

the-queer

I keep seeing these so here we go

10k notes before may ends and I'll come out to my friends as bisexual no limit (yes it's unrealistic on purpose I'm a coward) I'll tag a few: @deadskincellsonyourpillow @system-of-cats @sillyness-incarnate

sillyness-incarnate

Go my mutuals

@kwacpe @sepiaorchards @atheenee

walmart-the-official

@bingle-official get em

I should probably scry my ancient orb more often

I have been pondering other orbs too often lately

offical-liechtenstein

Let’s get this blog to a higher follower count than the actual country.

I would like to see you try

rhode-island-real

@non-tyrannical-usa here we go

offical-liechtenstein

Wait- let’s be civil about this

#no i dont want to add tags #yes i understand that i just added a tag by saying that

I cast infinite following

I don't understand tags

Cookout is starting. Here's what everyone's supposed to be bringing.

@incompetent-wizard : giant moss monster

@telehawk : smoked flesh monster and potato salad

@thewanderingshapebetweenrealms : some kind of soup

@the-mighty-dalob : stew

@serious-tabaxi : salsa olkes

@ignisuadaroleplay : salmon and berry tarts. Wether those are different types I don't know

@theweevilwizardofthewest : cigars and whisky

@that-one-loser-ky : hand made pizza

@inkpoint : sandwiches

@slutty-wizard-council and @anonamaswizard are both bringing their own sentient flesh amalgams (not edible)

Every also thank @blooper-malte they aren't coming but they are sending us brisket

as for what I'm making: fried crab cakes

I love owning a sandwitch shop

(Also I meant to use this account, not inkpoint)

Well that's good because I love eating your sandwiches

Want one?

sure

What probability would you like to alter

Or would you like a random probability sandwitch

let's go random

Here ya go

Cookout is starting. Here's what everyone's supposed to be bringing.

@incompetent-wizard : giant moss monster

@telehawk : smoked flesh monster and potato salad

@thewanderingshapebetweenrealms : some kind of soup

@the-mighty-dalob : stew

@serious-tabaxi : salsa olkes

@ignisuadaroleplay : salmon and berry tarts. Wether those are different types I don't know

@theweevilwizardofthewest : cigars and whisky

@that-one-loser-ky : hand made pizza

@inkpoint : sandwiches

@slutty-wizard-council and @anonamaswizard are both bringing their own sentient flesh amalgams (not edible)

Every also thank @blooper-malte they aren't coming but they are sending us brisket

as for what I'm making: fried crab cakes

I love owning a sandwitch shop

(Also I meant to use this account, not inkpoint)

Well that's good because I love eating your sandwiches

Want one?

sure

What probability would you like to alter

Or would you like a random probability sandwitch

Cookout is starting. Here's what everyone's supposed to be bringing.

@incompetent-wizard : giant moss monster

@telehawk : smoked flesh monster and potato salad

@thewanderingshapebetweenrealms : some kind of soup

@the-mighty-dalob : stew

@serious-tabaxi : salsa olkes

@ignisuadaroleplay : salmon and berry tarts. Wether those are different types I don't know

@theweevilwizardofthewest : cigars and whisky

@that-one-loser-ky : hand made pizza

@inkpoint : sandwiches

@slutty-wizard-council and @anonamaswizard are both bringing their own sentient flesh amalgams (not edible)

Every also thank @blooper-malte they aren't coming but they are sending us brisket

as for what I'm making: fried crab cakes

I love owning a sandwitch shop

(Also I meant to use this account, not inkpoint)

Well that's good because I love eating your sandwiches

Want one?

Cookout is starting. Here's what everyone's supposed to be bringing.

@incompetent-wizard : giant moss monster

@telehawk : smoked flesh monster and potato salad

@thewanderingshapebetweenrealms : some kind of soup

@the-mighty-dalob : stew

@serious-tabaxi : salsa olkes

@ignisuadaroleplay : salmon and berry tarts. Wether those are different types I don't know

@theweevilwizardofthewest : cigars and whisky

@that-one-loser-ky : hand made pizza

@inkpoint : sandwiches

@slutty-wizard-council and @anonamaswizard are both bringing their own sentient flesh amalgams (not edible)

Every also thank @blooper-malte they aren't coming but they are sending us brisket

as for what I'm making: fried crab cakes

I love owning a sandwitch shop

(Also I meant to use this account, not inkpoint)

*increases the chance of boops occurring

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.

Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair

Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you

Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy

Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.

Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.

Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.

Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.

Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(

Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!

Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?

Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.

Untitled #21. ass haha

Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!

Untitled #23.

Attention wizards: I'm hosting another cookout. Tell me if you want to go and what you're bringing.

hopefully we don't have a repeat of last year where someone brought 15 clones to eat extra food but then they were allergic to something they all ate, then all the clones died and started fusing in the middle of the cookout and turned into a sentient flesh amalgam (who's also been missing for several months)

inkpoint

May I join, I shall bring some of my delicious sandwitches

You can. It's open invite

(Oops wrong blog earlier)

Yippeee!

It will be on the roof of the wizard island island walmart