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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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brb trying this

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thingstrumperssay

Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.

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aylendoesart

Gotta keep a straight face u guys

based on this post

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"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"

fooolisher

they got how to train your dragon

eightfifteen

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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teachiisan

I've been into liminal spaces lately

whimsifae

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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darkcomedies

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

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a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

whitesunlars

concept: anakin sitting in the council room bouncing baby luke on his knees as he adamantly denies having children or attachments

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And denies the Council permission to induct Luke and Leia Skywalker (no relation) into the crèche.

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Leia runs up to him yelling, “Daddy! Look at this picture I drew of you and me and Mommy!”

He praises her artwork and tells her they will put it on the fridge at home, then turns to Mace and says, “I have no idea who this child is.”

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paper snowflakes

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when me and my mom were watching Supernatural she would always call it "sam and dean" as in "would you like to watch sam and dean" or she would ask if i wanted to "see what those sad boys are up to tonight"