For making a deal with a demon
Decide what you are willing to sell your soul for. Don’t settle for less.
Research which demon you want to make a deal with. Some demons are more adept at certain deals than others.
Research what you are making the deal for. Make sure you understand it forwards and backwards. Demons don’t have return policies for unsatisfactory deals.
Find a secluded but well-lit location to summon the demon you have chosen. Do not summon your demon in a place no one else will go.
Set up a devil’s trap to keep your demon with you. If you skip this step, your demon is liable to escape and may attempt to kill you.
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Perform your summoning ritual at the darkest hour of the night. This will vary from location to location, or day to day. The best measure of when the darkest hour will fall is the time halfway between sunset and sunrise.
If your demon does not arrive on your first summoning ritual, do not worry. He or she was probably held up with another deal. Or office work in hell. Or doing anything to avoid answering your summons.
Return to your summoning location each night for a month. If your demon answers your summon, move on to Step 12. If not, finish through Step 11 and destroy all evidence of this guide.
After a month of failed summons, DO NOT try to summon your demon again. Clear all evidence of your research into your demon and the deal you wanted to make. Bleach the floor of your devil’s trap. Burn your location to the ground, if possible. Then leave the scene as quickly as possible.
Move to another city exactly 100 miles due east of your current residence. The angels are coming for you. You don’t want them to catch you.
When your demon has been summoned, do not be alarmed by his or her appearance. Most demons choose a human-like appearance for dealings with humans, but some more disgruntled ones will don their true form to scare away any potential clients. They just want to enjoy their retirement and chill out by the lava flows.
Retrieve your research files on your demon and the subject of your deal. Your demon will ask what deal you want to make. He or she already knows; it’s just a formality he or she must follow.
Do not speak to your demon until you have at least three witnesses and a lawyer experienced in demon deals. Refer to Step 4. You can hire a demon lawyer up to three months before the expected date of your deal at www.hgk477.com/lawyersfordeals666, or call 1-800-DEMON42 for an impromptu consultation.
Wait for your demon lawyer to arrive. Again, refer to Step 14.
Do not let your demon set the terms of your deal without writing them down in your presence. Remember, you may be working together, but he or she is still a demon, and dishonesty is just part of being a demon.
Read over the contract for your deal VERY CAREFULLY. Your lawyer can help you with this step.
Please note that contracts will vary in length from a few pages to several novels. This is why you should have done thorough research on the object of your deal.
Only sign the contract where your demon has marked it with a red X. Signing at any other place will result in your signing up for something you didn’t expect.
Your demon may ask for physical evidence of your consent to a deal. This may range from a handshake to some… unsavory actions. Remember, you have some bargaining power with your demon. If you are uncomfortable with what they ask of you, offer him or her a compromise you are comfortable with.
Before you finish your deal, obtain a promise from your demon that he or she will allow you to leave the location peacefully. Refer to Step 5.
Make sure you remember the terms of your deal. Make the most of it before it expires.
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