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@the-curse-german
Hello! This is my intro!
This is a satire blog. I am LARPing as my family curse. I do take requests, and I’m super chill unless you do something annoying.
Pronouns: whatever is funniest for the bit
If you want me to fuck with someone, just send me an ask or @ me to the post!
eating him
Lamb on lamb cannibalism
I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).
I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)
think I've been mildly cursed by a witch
for years now my laptop charger has reliably broken every 6 months. admittedly i keep replacing it with the cheapest possible generics, but I've tried differed brands and ALWAYS, 6 months in Death knocks impatiently at my door, its skeletal hand outstretched demanding yet another goddamn power cable. the only feasible explanation is i pissed off a witch. the alternative is that i'm the problem, which seems unikely
the witch is called enshittification
excellent so is this like a rumpelstiltskin situation or
Look my dude I’m just doing my job. This is fairly standard teir 1 curse shit. Be glad it’s not teir 2 or, god forbid, teir 4
anyone reading this is either my sibling or my sibling's friends and that saddens me deeply
my audience is fake
It’s not fake!
Yeah! We’re all real!
That’s right! We all see you!
Even if SOME people try to stop us🙄 @guardian-angel-steve
does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests
Nope!
This has been tested!
Curiosity, meet tumblr polls
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I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself
I’ve been just chillin for a hot sec to let ppl handle the busiest time of the year (lol imagine bing in school, I haven’t been in school for 10000 years) and now I’m back baby!
Last July, 3 deputies from the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department confiscated an antique grenade and blew themselves up with. They took a grenade and blew themselves up with it. Just wanted to remind everyone about that incident.
They're desperately trying to find someone to charge for the three deaths but all the evidence is pointing to "blew themselves up". OSHA investigated and called the lack of safety precautions "willful negligence". The second grenade is apparently missing.
Cops love to kill each other and/or die in completely preventable incidents due to sheer incompetent and then try to find anyone to blame but themselves. Second grenade unaccounted for…presumably there will be a round 2 when someone gets around to cleaning out a random desk drawer.
I don’t even have to try!
Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*
Fun activities to do with your soul!
1) Sell it to me
2) Sell it to me
3) Sell it to me
4) Take on a walk
5) Sell it to me
Bitch you THOUGHT
great, now im thinking about alastor x demon form vox
he can top that thang
get this to, say, idk 400 likes and i'll draw them kissing (you wont reach that amount tho HAAA)
