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[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[apolladay]

If someone says "there's a storm" would you assume there's lightning and thunder or would you assume it's just rain?

there's lightning and thunder present

it's just rain

nuance?

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

A friend of mine says it's the latter but I think it's the former.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

[coffeenonsense]

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

[coffeenonsense]

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

[witchstone]

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[bookwyrmbran]

or at least until 2041!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

why is it on my dash again in 2026

[asistanttothewallflower]

The people demand it

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

[standupbard-deactivated20171201]

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

[teaboot]

Unfortunate truth: There are times at which, silent walker who occasionally delights in accidentally spooking people, you must be very careful to NOT move like a gentle summer breeze along the rooftops

These scenarios may include:

Moving around folks who are already spooked or easily-startled

Approaching people who you absolutely do not want to alarm, such as people with poor spatial awareness, people experiencing paranoia or a panic attack, folks who are very focused on a different thing, people handling dangerous chemicals or machinery

When you very urgently need to get somewhere and there are people in your way

Any other time when you require others to be aware of your presence and location

Sincerely,

-Quiet walker who wears big stompy boots on purpose

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[tlirsgender]

The tobacco industry makes me so insane to think about. My earliest recorded ancestors were tobacco farmers. Tobacco is a sacred herb to us. White settlers got addicted to nicotine & blamed them for their own abuse of tobacco (but moreover they were pissed about them taking their money) & killed them. Tobacco bioaccumulates toxins in the soil -- they poisoned the land, poisoned the plants, and poison everyone who smokes them. Billion fucking dollar industry to keep people addicted to nicotine to keep making money. Commercially available tobacco is all 1. Poisoned and 2. Owned by colonizers. I can go to the gas station and buy cigarettes back from these ghouls, breathe in plutonium, and feel weird about the ndn man on the carton of american spirits. Doesn't it make you fucking crazy

[tlirsgender]

Like the fucked up carcinogenic chemicals in cigarettes isn't just from being intentionally coated in them it's because the land itself is poisoned and the plants collect it inside of them. Which feels worse to me. Personally

[freakoutgirl]

My post-op packet had the suicide hotline listed on it. Oh you sly dog, how did you know.

[severalmoremutants]

I think all women in comics with bad costumes (be they overly sexualised, stupid and impractical, dated, culturally insensitive or just Ugly. or yk all of the above) deserve to be able to physically fight the artist who designed them

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

[byjove]

Fucking Lancelot gives Guinevere a feeling of power and control but fucking Lancelot gives Arthur a feeling of extreme guilt, disgust and self-loathing. Not because he is a Christian king but because he failed Lancelot’s father so badly and because Lancelot is so much younger than him and desperate for his approval.

Guinevere is aware of the power imbalance and as a medieval woman living in an era where men are allowed their mistresses and women are threatened with death and exile for their infidelities, having a pretty twenty something boytoy who would do anything for her makes her feel in control of something, especially in the wake of the False Guinevere scandal.

Arthur is aware of the power imbalance and he blames himself entirely for warping young Lancelot’s perception of authority and masquerading as a good king, knowing he failed to render aid to his father. He has no idea Lancelot is also fucking his wife and that the whole being raised by fairy demigoddesses thing renders him unperturbed by age gaps in human relationships. That is part of the reason he is so upset to lose Lancelot to Galehaut, it feels exploitative and wrong to trade this poor ill-informed unchristian fairyland Gaulish-Breton hick to a giant from a distant land who may not treat him with the kindness he deserves. Arthur just thinks he has this eager, beautiful and slightly socially awkward young knight who tripped and fell on his dick when Lancelot is like a sexual cognitohazard infecting Camelot and he is also having an affair with his wife and his nephew and slept with Galehaut on the first night.

source: my brain

[byjove]

polyamory is not the answer, polyandry on behalf of Guinevere is an good answer but a radioactively toxic spiderweb of semi-secret affairs connecting all of Camelot is a much better option

[sunderwight]

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

[great-art-and-a-purple-tongue]

Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!

[metazanni]

I love tumblr's dedication to solving problems in the funniest way possible.

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]