[himbolukeskywalker]

the avengers didn’t do shit for five whole years and then scott lang shows up with a plan and gets everyone working and by the end of the week thanos is dead, and y’all are giving tony stark all the credit? or captain america? or black widow? or anyone other than scott? scott lang was the mvp of endgame dont @ me.

[jaehaerys1]

And they all treated him like crap for no reason. Hulk being a bro and offering him his own tacos was my favorite part of the whole movie.

[incognegroo]

Big mood

[pioneerman]

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

[icameas-roman]

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

Paranoia Agent (2004) dir. Satoshi Kon

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[manicthots]

When you’re an uncle and your nephew/niece gets bit by a radioactive spider.

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[catchymemes]

[books-read-in-nooks]

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

[snake-eggs]

seeing an image and then scrolling down and seeing what appears to be the exact same image again

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[lovable-loser]

I haven’t even seen Infinity War but I’m laughing so fucking hard

[vote-for-eggman]

[bob-belcher]

[smokeoneforme-deactivated201904]

I love this show sm

[perhapsarat]

has anyone ever before been so comprehensively torn to shreds in their life tho

[dalekofchaos]

My favorite part about that line is that it implies that Gilderoy Lockhart was a more competent teacher than Dolores Umbridge. And that may be the biggest insult in the entire series.

[animentality]

Minerva left no fucking survivors with that one.

[deaddolin]

please say yes please say yes please say yes please say yes

[deaddolin]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[trippyytrip]

When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

[tariqah]

DONT DO THIS TO US

[violaslayvis]

I’m addicted

[angelbabyspice]

surreal

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Let people eat in fucking peace poppy

[wawadoodoo]

Me when poppy knows I’m lying

[a-melior-ate]

This dog legit dying. But cant mind his damn business for a sec and instead of getting the god damn water he calls out dolly on her binge eating. Wow.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Poppy is judge jury and executioner

[unclefather]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

3:55am

[beastmac]

i cannot believe op left out the best part, all of the fucking memes that came from this

[fakeblack]

Hey does anyone wanna see a bad tweet

[fakeblack]

[cumpriest]

THE ELLEN SHOW????????????????