local gay cryptid

I'm Sam and I'm a They and 23 and I last posted OC on this blog in 1730 and it's just reblogs. I went to twitter for a few years and now I'm back I guess

[watermotif]

they call me the forgetter because

[watermotif]

they call me the forgetter because

[spoomkeearts]

I had a vision

BUT THIS TIME I DREW IT YES

[prokopetz]

Splatoon 3 addressing criticisms of the previous games' restrictive gendered clothing items simply by renaming "gender' to "style" and letting members of the Style Formerly Known As Boy put on long hair and skirts is remarkably in character – after all, what could gender possibly be to an inkling but a fashion statement? – but framing it that way also has weird implications in light inkling society's attitude toward fashion. Like, imagine getting dragged because you showed up at a social event with an unfashionable gender.

[prokopetz]

Imagine boutique genders. Imagine off-brand genders. Imagine genders with celebrity endorsements.

[avalynramsaygames]

Commissioning a Wetsy seller to make my custom gender.

[earhartsease]

think of all those genders going into landfill

[prokopetz]

Microgender pollution.

[wormcosmologies]

i just saw the phrase "unregistered molotov cocktails" in a news article and im really enjoying imagining this world where you have to register molotovs to the state

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[legorockraiders]

literally the bill provides a penalty of $250k and a minimum of 20 years for *using a vpn to access a website*. the list of banned websites can be updated at any time be an unelected appointee with no oversight or warning or even public announcement

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[weaselsblaugh]

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

[maximumsunshine]

They are also right about: honey, berries, napping all winter, and lack of pants. So really, bears are just living the best life possible.

[buddwyer]

group beatings start in fifteen minutes

[buddwyer]

group beatings start in ten minutes

[buddwyer]

Get Ready

[jame7t]

Hey Guys I’m finally here what are we Doing

[buddwyer]

[thewolffinsnow]

Some sketchies. Been a bit slow going in the art department, but that might change soon!

[touhouweed]

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

[thyrell]

edits of this get passed around a lot but the original version of this is so funny to me like this was made by literally the only stoner in the world who doenst love hamburger

[disgruntledseagull]

that'll stop 'em

[tepkunset]

Genuinely can’t stand the new favouritism towards video format. You want me to spend a whole two minutes listening to someone say out loud a paragraph I could read in 20 seconds?

(This is about tiktok. I hate tiktok.)

[impishtubist]

It’s not just tiktok, it’s everything. I’m tired of clicking on news articles and instead finding it’s a video I have to watch. I’m tired of being sent to a video when I want to learn about a new thing instead of an article I can skim in less than a minute. You mean you want me to sit through an entire video, listening for the one kernel of information that’s buried in there that I’m interested in? Nah, man, life is too short to waste it like that. I don’t know why any of you like videos lmao.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[afoxyblogger]

obsessed with this

[catsbeaversandducks]

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