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pukicho

Shout out to corrupt politicians !!!!

floorareinhold

@billhawks

billhawks

Ok. But what about the simple minded scientists?

the-donpaolo

In the name of my friend I will punt your son into the fucking stratosphere

crazyplrpsexyman

Clive vs. Caroline Hawks vs. Don Paulo

Which 2 will go to round 3?

Clive

Caroline

Paul

Voting ended onMar 13, 2023

@definitely-future-luke @carolinehawks @the-donpaolo

crazyplrpsexyman

Round 1: Evil Bill Hawks vs. Claire

Who will make it to round 2?

Evil Bill

Claire

Voting ended onMar 7, 2023

#congrats Bill!!

hrnghhh am bored.......

*plans evil scheme like a boss*

professorlaytonpuzzlingprofessor

….at this point @evilbillhawks feels less like an ‘evil version’ and more of a anti-thesis.

Also Evil Bill Hawks would you like to use a different name other than evil bill hawks? It can be any name you think of, if youd like?

evilbillhawks

I never thought about mai own identity b4!!!! X333 I-I don’t knyow… uhhh… if I’m allowed 2 :/

the-donpaolo

He's trying to confuse you Bill don't listen

crazyplrpsexyman

Round 1: Don Paulo vs. Dr Alain Staghngun

Who will make it to round 2?

Don Paulo

Dimitri Allen

Voting ended onMar 7, 2023

the-donpaolo

fuck yeah vote me

layton-heritage-posts

I’m proud to announce the official Heritage-Campaign, running under the slogan of “united against Hawks”.

Remember to vote for these guys!

@henry-led0re

@the-donpaolo

@professor-layton-yaoi

@jean-transcole (he’s only here to let Professor Layton yaoi win)

@dralainstahngun

layton-heritage-posts

@billhawks, I saw you’re trying to gather your own campaign. Nice Idea. So I’m just gonna steal it and start my own, superior campaign.

And I’m proud to announce that @henry-led0re is it’s first member. Remember to vote for him!

henry-led0re

bill hawks is endangering me and my babygirl’s son AND he’s my adversary so I’m proud to announce myself that this is true, I support this campaign against him!

professor-layton-yaoi

This is true! He threatened my son and I'm STILL SO MAD ABOUT THAT 🤬😡🤬🏀🏀🏀🤬🏀🏀

the-donpaolo

I'm joining

professor-layton-yaoi

Don Paolo? This is somewhat of a surprise, but I suppose an enemy of Bill Hawks is an ally of mine!

the-donpaolo

what if it was all comphet and I actually had a crush on you

wouldn't that easily explain the cool ass flying car I built you and how I really did not gaf that Claire was somehow back

layton-heritage-posts

@billhawks, I saw you’re trying to gather your own campaign. Nice Idea. So I’m just gonna steal it and start my own, superior campaign.

And I’m proud to announce that @henry-led0re is it’s first member. Remember to vote for him!

henry-led0re

bill hawks is endangering me and my babygirl’s son AND he’s my adversary so I’m proud to announce myself that this is true, I support this campaign against him!

professor-layton-yaoi

This is true! He threatened my son and I'm STILL SO MAD ABOUT THAT 🤬😡🤬🏀🏀🏀🤬🏀🏀

the-donpaolo

I'm joining

Hello mr Paolo, I have an offer for you regarding the tournament.

I know that we both share a hatred for Mr. Hawks. Also I like your criminal tactics you plan to use. As you are probably aware @billhawks has gathered his so called “Hawks Campaign”. To spite him, I’m on a mission to gather my own, better campaign. How would you like to be a part of it?

@layton-heritage-posts

I'm im. My fellow criminal @dralainstahngun would also be willing to join I'm sure, although there is that problem of us being put against one another in round 1

evilbillhawks

you have a tragic backstory????

*evil bill lowers his head, ears and tail drooping as he recounts his tragic backstory*

u see... I wasn't always like dis 3: I had made the time machine with claire senpai and dimitri senpai and well... it didn't work. actually, it did but not the way we were expecting. :( it blew up all of london and a lot of people were thrown into the time stream and to various time periodz where we lost each other. it sucked BUT I think everyone got awesome powerz!!!! :D

4 meh I got sent to 2012 and found the interwebz!!! X3333 I'm hoping to find the otherz becuz I miss them vvvv much 33: anywayz time 2 read teh new homestuck upd8 XDDDD

the-donpaolo

absolutely heartbreaking

evilbillhawks

bitchez luv when I hit them with teh nyah x3333

the-donpaolo

you tell 'em Bill

billhawks

Sir, have you considered using your prodigious lactation skills to feed the hungry citizens of your beautiful nation?

Hmm. A grand idea, but my milk is simply too special to be given away. I only give it to my most loyal voters. Have the hungry citizens simply considered not being poor?

the-donpaolo