The Dragon Mage

A glimpse into my ecclectic mind, I don't own the rights to the things I post, just sharing things I like with the world

[catscafecomics]

Perfectly Comfy

[theunvanquishedzims]

Life is full of small disasters. Light too bright, tissue box too far away, and of course, tea at the wrong end of the table. We are all so brave and resilient in the face of such harrowing circumstances.

[ultrafacts]

[ayeforscotland]

A Willy Wonka pop-up event in Glasgow had attendees calling the police after they paid £35 and the event didn’t deliver what was promised.

Event goers were promised a whimsical adventure all themed around something Willy Wonka might create in his factory.

Source

The keen-eyed amongst you might have noticed something a little bit…wrong.

Imagnation Lab. Encherining Entertainment. Catgacating. Live perforrmances. Cartchy tunes. Exarserdray lollipops. And my favourite “A pasadise of sweets teats”

But what did the event actually look like? WELL.

Feel like the marketing team got a bit carried away.

[modmad]

[ayeforscotland]

[memeuplift]

[dutchs-blog]

Winter Wonderland

[obscureoldguy]

It's a tree fashion show.

[catchymemes]

[cryptotheism]

This counts as a spell

[bardnuts]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[997]

[mintytrifecta]

[p33p33p00p00]

can you please elaborate on this

[shortgremlinman]

hey uhhhhhh OP. im begging you. tell us more

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

OP this is gonna keep me up at night

[mintytrifecta]

DNCJSJSJDJSJ OKAY SO

Donald’s family is composed of three branches. The McDuck Clan, Coot kin and the Duck family.

Coots are smaller birds that often get mistaken for ducks and while Coot can be used as a last name like how Duck or Mouse are common last names in the duckverse (like Johnson or Smith etc) I doubt that Barks and Rosa went out of their way to give them a last name without it having some biological meaning as well.

Donald’s dad, Quackmore Duck, is the son of Elvira Coot and Humperdink Duck. Now, unfortunately we don’t know much about Humperdink’s parents but we’re given enough tools at our disposal to figure enough out.

Donald’s mother is Hortense McDuck, a fiery duck from Scotland. As far as I can tell, duck is all she has.

So that’s it right?? Donald is part duck part coot??

NOPE

THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE

DONALD’S PART GOOSE AS WELL

The guy who looks high at the bottom left corner of the picture there?? That’s Gus Goose. He’s a semi-distant cousin of Donald’s related to him from his father.

Now it’s implied from the family tree that the goose part for Gus came from Luke Goose which is fine and dandy and it could very well have been from him. But again, it doesn’t have to be the only source of goose in his family. (and it already isn’t considering Gladstone Gander canonically being half goose half duck)

Humperdink’s parents are unknown right?? Who’s to say he isn’t part goose as well? Maybe he got it from his dad or mom who knows they’re not in the tree. And if he’s part goose part duck, then Quackmore is goose-duck-coot mixed.

Going by all of this, we can say that Donald Duck is 2/4ths Duck, ¼th Coot and ¼th Goose.

[mintytrifecta]

[tonyalmeida]

[zanta-is-feelin-some-kinda-way]

that "OH!" when he understands felt so magical

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[skellybonesandtrees]

This was awesome lol.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

anne hathaway is so sexy for this

[baddingtonbitch]

this is how australian news covered this moment

[memeuplift]

[ampervadasz]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thetreeofliberty]

[catchymemes]

[lizawithazed]

to be able to give such a small gift that brings so much joy is itself a joy

[gay-jesus-probably]

You can really see the transition from “oh god is that a fucking ticket” to “OH MY GOD ITS A TINY VERSION OF MY CAR”

[realitytvgifs]

[le-dreadmau5]