Elend Venture

How ... Do you know Felt?

nohadon-enthusiast

Does Scadrial have dogs?

We should import dogs from Scadrial.

Yeah, he was the beast best

Can I bite you

TenSoon tried. Would not recommend

So you might notice I don't look very Terris, but at least I ain't actually that short. I just stand next to rustin' Waxillium Ladrian all the time. And Wax is both Noble Tall and Terris Tall.

*pats your head, adding a sunhat*

Yes you are.

:)

*blinks rapidly as he adjusts to the hat, then smiles a lazy smile* Mmh, no use worrying about these things, is there? We all grow just as much or as little as the Lord Survivor would have wanted us to, I'm sure. Who has time to worry about things like height when the weather is this nice and the fish are biting beautifully?

wax-and-wayne

Have you seen those statues of The Final Emperor? I'm barely shoulder height

*gently removes the sunhat, settles back into regular Wayne mode* Wax, it's a statue. Ain't no way those're life sized! My statue's taller than me! You're a giant and, frankly, it ain't fair on a regular-size fellow like myself.

Yeah no, in this case he's right actually. They don't make nobles like they used to

*looks up* *looks a little further up* Rusts. You hit your head on door frames a lot?

*Chuckles* clearly you've not seen a Rosharan yet

So you might notice I don't look very Terris, but at least I ain't actually that short. I just stand next to rustin' Waxillium Ladrian all the time. And Wax is both Noble Tall and Terris Tall.

*pats your head, adding a sunhat*

Yes you are.

:)

*blinks rapidly as he adjusts to the hat, then smiles a lazy smile* Mmh, no use worrying about these things, is there? We all grow just as much or as little as the Lord Survivor would have wanted us to, I'm sure. Who has time to worry about things like height when the weather is this nice and the fish are biting beautifully?

wax-and-wayne

Have you seen those statues of The Final Emperor? I'm barely shoulder height

*gently removes the sunhat, settles back into regular Wayne mode* Wax, it's a statue. Ain't no way those're life sized! My statue's taller than me! You're a giant and, frankly, it ain't fair on a regular-size fellow like myself.

Yeah no, in this case he's right actually. They don't make nobles like they used to

osofficial

Yep.

On the subject of nobles, should I introduce Kell to a device my people invented to specifically kill large numbers of 'em? Or would that be a bad idea.

Definitely a bad idea

So you might notice I don't look very Terris, but at least I ain't actually that short. I just stand next to rustin' Waxillium Ladrian all the time. And Wax is both Noble Tall and Terris Tall.

*pats your head, adding a sunhat*

Yes you are.

:)

*blinks rapidly as he adjusts to the hat, then smiles a lazy smile* Mmh, no use worrying about these things, is there? We all grow just as much or as little as the Lord Survivor would have wanted us to, I'm sure. Who has time to worry about things like height when the weather is this nice and the fish are biting beautifully?

wax-and-wayne

Have you seen those statues of The Final Emperor? I'm barely shoulder height

*gently removes the sunhat, settles back into regular Wayne mode* Wax, it's a statue. Ain't no way those're life sized! My statue's taller than me! You're a giant and, frankly, it ain't fair on a regular-size fellow like myself.

Yeah no, in this case he's right actually. They don't make nobles like they used to

Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

everything he does is his own fault but also some of that shit wasn't entirely his fault do you understand

@inferno-the-skywing

I mean, yes, but who specifically?

Odium

Zane

et cetera

Literally when the fuck have I defended Zane?

*shrugs*

Don't ever fucking imply such a thing to my face again.

I swear on Preservation and Ruin themselves. If you DARE support Zane ...

that guy sucked. so glad vin killed him

I know! Vin is awesome

Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

everything he does is his own fault but also some of that shit wasn't entirely his fault do you understand

@inferno-the-skywing

I mean, yes, but who specifically?

Odium

Zane

et cetera

Literally when the fuck have I defended Zane?

*shrugs*

Don't ever fucking imply such a thing to my face again.

I swear on Preservation and Ruin themselves. If you DARE support Zane ...

benssecondatyempt

Elends a fun character I hope someone murders his dad

I hope someone murders my dad too

lightweaver-naeuri

While I'm on my bad takes spree I unironically think Zane Venture/Vin Mistborn can be a fun ship

NO NO NO. HOW DARE YOU

anremithrl

Hello. Got rid of my introduction post because someone did remind me of common sense and being safe on the internet and not volunteering personal information. I am slightly sad because I did like my intro.

I think I'll go back to being a mysterious lizard on the internet, I suppose.

Hello. I am me. I mostly post about Mathematics and the Cosmere, but as this is my main blog, also any other random shiny posts I see and wish to reblog.

I have 13 sideblogs! My three favourites at the moment are @the-ordinals, @the-first-gem, and @nightblood-type-iv-entity, so check them out!

No Ruin? You'll hurt its feelings. /silly

anremithrl

I mean, someone else is Ruin. That one isn't one of mine. (Should we maybe make a roll (role?) call of Cosmere rp blogs?)

that-androgynous-lightweaver

I thought you were @the-voice-of-god

the-voice-of-god

Yeah that's not me. I suppose that means you don't know who I am.

a diva. that's who you are

i-am-i-think

It is, I must with regret confess, quite the pain to get them to agree.

ati-official

Really? It's always been quite agreeable when we were together

i-am-i-think

That, Ati my friend, is because Preservation was a little busy

anremithrl

What was preservation busy doing?

that-androgynous-lightweaver

taking over the mind of a sad homosexual

oh fuck you.

the-lord-ruler

No, fuck you, you ungrateful bastard, I spent a thousand rusting years cleaning up your mess.

she-who-brings-the-dews-at-dawn

Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

Leras, I'm telling you this as a friend, you have terrible taste in partners.

she-who-brings-the-dews-at-dawn

I DON'T SEE WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING DISCUSSED ON THIS POST

I'm talking about your crush on Rashek.

she-who-brings-the-dews-at-dawn

NO SUCH THING EXISTS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

Sure, just tell yourself that

i-am-i-think

Leras, I quite literally have your memories.

the-first-gem

Leras, it would be weirder if you didn't have a crush on Rashek. The man is beautiful.

the-survivor-of-hathsin-official

He's an ugly slimy rat

For once I agree wholeheartedly with Kelsier

sonzorya

after finishing isles of the emberdark, i can swear all of scadrial is getting powered from vin and elend spinning in their tombs.

You haven't the slightest idea how much an understatement that is

plague-carrier

The way Sanderson set up all that juicy symbollism with Vin rejecting the Mistborn Zane for a common powerless twink.... and then immediately turned Elend into a Mistborn.

Like, did he not pay attention to what he was writing, cause... it was very heavy-handed, he must have noticed it.