sonzorya

blep! she/her ; 🇺🇦 ; 21↑; russians/pro-rus DNI

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

big cosmere adaptation news from the mistborn anniversary stream!!!

okay anyways my extremely overcapitalized thoughts are below the cut

"The Mistborn movie will not be released next year. Brandon reminded fans that projects like this take time." - So you're telling me he hates us. (I mean, I thought this was obvious. But I guess some people forget that the Final Empire just wasn't overthrown in a day! Even if you read the book all in one day. Which I can totally understand.)

"Brandon wants a well-known, high-profile actor to play Kelsier." - SAM REID. Ahem. I'm really confused as to why this is a criteria for him specifically, aside from obvious sales reasons, but I guess at least one character's fancasts have a chance at being right! (Sam Reid Sam Reid Sam Reid. He speaks French. Well, kind of. Whatever. KELSIYAY)

"Vin will be aged up to around 18–19 years old, reducing the age gap between her and Elend." - THANK GOD!!! I love Vinlend but I always feel like I'm ignoring an elephant in the room lol.

"Brandon plans to adapt The Emperor's Soul as the second Cosmere movie." - OH MY GOD. OH MY FUCKING GOD. I LOVE THIS FANDOM WE ARE NEVER STARVING THAT'S MY NONMISTBORN FAVORITE!!!! WJATGTT!!! I'M NORMAL ABOUT THIS AHDBDJEJFKRKKRKRT

[lightweaver-naeuri]

Guys guys it could still be animated 😭

[sonzorya]

[isdalinarhot]

Sadeas and Elhokar are not foils in the slightest but instead a mysterious new thing where you can use Sadeas to win multiple Elhokar stan moashcourse arguments. “It was bad for Moash to assassinate Elhokar!” and yet Adolin assassinating Sadeas for the exact same reason Moash assassinated Elhokar and in the exact same manner that Moash assassinated Elhokar is universally (rightfully even!) seen as Good and Based. “Elhokar was only nineteen during the Roshone Affair, he was just a kid, he can’t be held responsible for that!” Sadeas is sixteen in ob 3 and he does All That. Are you gonna be morally consistent and say Sadeas doing All That is fine in-universe because he was a kid (something you shouldn’t seriously do btw!). And so on

[sonzorya]

fingers crossed it's renarin who kills blackthorn (spren) in some epic emotional fight and NOT adolin. please let it be anyone BUT adolin

[sonzorya]

and when kaladin is back after the timeskip bridge four's collective "I STORMING TOLD YOU SO" will be heard all across roshar

[starling-illu]

Not sure if I'll end up finishing this so I'll post it as is for now 🙆‍♀️

[lamaery]

Comic tiiiiime!!! The amazing @2shards donated an incredible generous amount for an art in the @fandomtrumpshate auction this year. So I offered to draw a small scene of their choice and that was Moash catching a whip with his bare hand in Oathbringer chapter 48. Very heroic! Very cool. I redrew that stupid punch so many times. But I am so happy that it all worked out, since I managed to hand 2shards a printed (and by happenstance bound) and signed copy of this at MCM in London! I hope (and am sure) we will see many more cool fanworks popping up over the year from the FTH auction, so keep your eyes peeled and perhaps consider joining next year ;) The beautiful alt-texts are written by @2shards with small additions and changes by me. :)

[sonzorya]

NOBODY DARED TO RAISE A WHIP AGAINST ANY OF THE PARSHMEN AGAIN I SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS AS THREE PEOPLE DRAG ME AWAY

[lamaery]

Comic tiiiiime!!! The amazing @2shards donated an incredible generous amount for an art in the @fandomtrumpshate auction this year. So I offered to draw a small scene of their choice and that was Moash catching a whip with his bare hand in Oathbringer chapter 48. Very heroic! Very cool. I redrew that stupid punch so many times. But I am so happy that it all worked out, since I managed to hand 2shards a printed (and by happenstance bound) and signed copy of this at MCM in London! I hope (and am sure) we will see many more cool fanworks popping up over the year from the FTH auction, so keep your eyes peeled and perhaps consider joining next year ;) The beautiful alt-texts are written by @2shards with small additions and changes by me. :)

[sonzorya]

struggling underdog who lost their sibling, bonding a spren (who becomes number one in their support system), undergoing a trial of their beliefs by protecting someone from the oppressing class, and learning what being a knight radiant really is

kaladin stormblessed? SIKE venli the last listener

[sonzorya]

while i definitely want a good cast for main characters in a stormlight adaptation, i'm most worried about an actor portraying taravangian. he is such a complex and polar character. he really needs an exceptional actor to play him.

[sonzorya]

starling is one of my biggest kin in the whole cosmere. immediately knew she was me coded when my girl started SWEATING. hell yeah. sweaty girls let's go.

[sonzorya]

here to remind you that by wob kaladin is related to aesudan so gavinor is technically his cousin that's all love you bye

[sonzorya]

i like to imagine that before shallan and adolin met hesina and lirin, they thought kaladin was on the team™ with family issues. like. he is so traumatized and broken; of course he also has shitty parent(s)! just like them! until kaladin started lore-dropping bombs like "mom kept all of the drawings i made as a kid" or "father once stayed up all night to hold me because i was having nightmares" and they figured out that kaladin, in fact, NEVER was on the team. he is traumatized by numerous things, but cruel parents are not among them.

[sonzorya]

shallan (thinking about her father beating her brothers and terrorizing the whole house): I mean… dads can be pretty scary.

adolin (thinking about his father’s bloodlust and how cruel he could become when drunk): yeah…

kaladin (thinking about that one time he almost fell from a tree and his dad screamed at him for the first time in his life because he was so scared): right.

[sonzorya]

i like to imagine that before shallan and adolin met hesina and lirin, they thought kaladin was on the team™ with family issues. like. he is so traumatized and broken; of course he also has shitty parent(s)! just like them! until kaladin started lore-dropping bombs like "mom kept all of the drawings i made as a kid" or "father once stayed up all night to hold me because i was having nightmares" and they figured out that kaladin, in fact, NEVER was on the team. he is traumatized by numerous things, but cruel parents are not among them.

[razielim]

Wait, was I seriously supposed to remember that Drehy is involved with some random guy named "Dru"? My brain 100% encoded that information, whenever it had been given, as "Drehy and Skar are married."

For idk how long now I've been getting legitimately up in arms whenever there's a part where they're not assigned to the same post/mission together. Like WHOMST separated the husbands? And then cheering whenever they show up in the same place together bc like... I THOUGHT THEY WERE HUSBANDS. When they rescued and returned Gavinor to Uruthiru, that made perfect sense. Who better to care for him than the married couple? "Ah, their adopted son arc; of course."

This was NOT a headcanon; I thought this was legitimate actual canon. I thought the books had them marry a while ago. You know? Revealed whenever it was that Sigzil was talking about forms and it was revealed Drehy was gay. So... Idk how to slot Dru into my worldview now. He doesn't fit.

They're MARRIED. Right? No? What????

I... sigh. I have to reread EVERYTHING bc nothing makes sense if these two suddenly aren't married. They were canon married and now they're not and I'm so confused.

Why would Brandon Sanderson make them divorce like that?

[sonzorya]

brando sando really has a problem with writing wonderful couples and then insisting that they are not one.

[sonzorya]

after finishing isles of the emberdark, i can swear all of scadrial is getting powered from vin and elend spinning in their tombs.

[sonzorya]

can you IMAGINE fighting and dying for the freedom of your people, only so they can build a big bully empire LITERALLY on your bones?

oh, kelsier and sazed should thank ati every day for killing vin, because i swear my girl would have spat in their faces so hard they would have choked

[sonzorya]

after finishing isles of the emberdark, i can swear all of scadrial is getting powered from vin and elend spinning in their tombs.

[sonzorya]

my controversial stormlight take is that it's actually renarin who has a beauty mark under his eye and not adolin