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Well I'm Nikki and I am trash.

[the-fluffy-lion-will-attack]

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[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[lunarconception-deactivated2021]

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

[meangirlnurse]

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

[tendermiasma]

for fellow austins and the rest of texas

fuck ERCOT

[mens-rights-activia]

Based on the funniest fucking anon ask I’ve ever seen on this site

[sasukeuchiha-uzumaki]

For the people wanting to see the original ask

[mens-rights-activia]

Thank you I was looking for that omg ahsjjsksksksk

[just-shower-thoughts]

If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives

[deadeanna-deactivated20221027]

[sandersstudies]

Every time someone outside your sphere gets “cancelled” it looks like this

A post appears on your dash three times. “So fucking sick of seeing Internet Jones ‘stans’ on this site. You guys are gross, he literally likes kicking dogs for fun.” And you’re like damn idk about that Internet Jones but I don’t really know anything about him so guess I’ll carry on.

A month later you see the same post on your dash twice, but this time a much longer reblog had been added about how Internet Jones tripped over a dog ONCE in a video on someone else’s channel and has since apologized. They have a couple sources. You see a couple brief posts floating around defending his general character against “haters.” You think huh. Maybe that Internet Jones isn’t so bad after all.

A month later the first post appears on your dash with the first reblog and a new reblog that says “damn so you guys are just gonna forget about how he murdered three people on national television or”

You now have no idea what to think of Internet Jones.

[official-lucifers-child]

you see a picture of internet jones. he looks exactly like internet james who was cancelled at first for watching a cartoon, and then for encouraging white supremacy. you are now unsure if internet james and internet jones are the same person.

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[razzleberryjam]

This is literally one of the funniest things I have ever seen because I genuinely did not expect that, like wow. Amazing.

[pucket]

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Portable hobbit hole from the future

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

EARTH POD

[aberrantemotion]

ITS THE EARTH POD WE GOT THE FULL SET

[official-lucifers-child]

FUCKING HELL

[mrhungry]

WE UNLOCKED THE WHOLE GODDAMN SET

[letsjustdieeveryone]

long ago, the four pods lived together in harmony . . .

[celebrationalmuppetational]

HAPPY EARTH POD DAY

[teaboot]

Kid grabbing my arm in the store: How old are you?

Me: Five hundred and twelve. I watched the Hindenburg burn

Him: Did you see the titanic sink?

Me: No, it was in the middle of the ocean

[macktheiceman]

Actually me to children

[ayeforscotland]

Ravens said fuck the queen and fuck the union.

[ayeforscotland]

F in chat for the Queen with a real job, Merlina.

[it-kills-i]

[crownquill]

I thought that was a real deal for a second and I was concERned

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[narwhalsarefalling]

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

[narwhalsarefalling]

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

[fakehistory]

American flag at half mast after assassination of JFK (1963, colorized)

[slowspinningredemption]

i’m trembling in the presence of all these scholars

[demon-lord-satan]

I can’t believe tumblr user fakehistory got exposed for posting fake history

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.