The Fucker

Father of Ikea

[bedheadbreadva]

cock and ba al sl??

legally speaking no, however

[the-fucker-tm]

eating ice cream at 2 AM in the middle of winter to spite god.

[the-fucker-tm]

Thanks! I hope you enjoy your express trip straight to purgatory!

[scolopendress-tag]

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[the-fucker-tm]

Fucking golden post i love my friends please follow this god forsaken cretin

[grox]

Cosmo? Wanda? I wish all water was antifreeze for 1 second

[scolopendress-tag]

Post

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[the-worm-man]

only half a year remains

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im gay. im singing sea shanties. what more do u want from me?

[the-fucker-tm]

more shanties

[the-fucker-tm]

nothing riles me up more than the sheep in minecraft i honestly cannot express how much i hate the sheep in minecraft and if i saw one in real life i would end it without hesitation

[the-fucker-tm]

tbh they should rename central time to Texas time

[the-fucker-tm]

guys is it safe to eat plywood asking for a friend

[valtsv]

girl i can torment you with incomprehensible horrors

[weonsinnombre]

[the-fucker-tm]

home....

[the-fucker-tm]

your cardinal punishment begins soon you himbos/milfs.

[scolopendress-tag]

[the-fucker-tm]

you’re first

[scolopendress-tag]

You wish <3

[the-fucker-tm]

wish granted

[the-fucker-tm]

your cardinal punishment begins soon you himbos/milfs.

[scolopendress-tag]

[the-fucker-tm]

you’re first

[the-fucker-tm]

your cardinal punishment begins soon you himbos/milfs.