All Squirrels are Panseuxal

Eli, 16, she/her, I'm working on it

[basedgodwasright-deactivated202]

This is how it is: Trump gets sworn in January 20th. We’ve still got 2.5-ish months under the Obama Administration. Between now and then there’s the chance to make a media circus out of Donald Trump’s upcoming sexual assault trial, creating more friction between him and his party, giving us at least a little breathing room in congress. He’s appointing three new judges this term, so checks and balances (which weren’t really adjusted well for a two-party system) won’t be in good working condition for the Democrats (which counts third-party and non-voters and basically any minority because welcome to reality). 

So first thing: fight for that media circus. House reps will do ANYTHING for reelection. Friction within the party will force them to pick sides.

Second thing: VOTE IN 2018. Mid-term elections are a thing. ALL 435 SEATS OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE CONTESTED. Go out and VOTE. We can win back the house. That’s one victory we sorely need. 33/100 SEATS OF SENATE WILL BE CONTESTED. We can win that back, too. 38 GOVERNORSHIPS WILL BE CONTESTED. If your county’s red, time to turn that around. VOTE ON NOVEMBER 6TH, 2018.

The clock is ticking guys.

[texasenchantment]

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

[no-this-is-jarod]

they got mad

[oh-archivist]

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

[skelebon3r-blog]

i am going to reblog this until i die

[sparrow-va]

…oh

[mintedwitcher]

Seriously its just not funny and I wish people would stop

[literallywhatthefuckispolenta]

I reblog this every fucking year. Leave them alone.

[lgxs]

[thesejulez]

This is what 4th of July is really about. When Gaga and Beyonce posioned all those people in that restaurant for our freedom to dance. Let us never forget.

[kristenwiiggle]

our founding fathers died for this

[axebombah-deactivated20150404]

[steveisnotonfire]

This has been in my queue for four months.

[mckitterick]

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[cat-memes-only]

Awww

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[im-a-red-nose-reindeer]

I love this

[sassafraslowrey]

MOURN THE DEAD, FIGHT LIKE HELL FOR THE LIVING

[the-geeky-squirrel]

For @shinypurplebuttons & @dadvenom

[nevaehtyler]

You know your country is a mess when it’s quite believable that Rih is more likely to give us universal healthcare than the gov’t

[snorlaxatives]

not to sound like one of those annoying old people who hates change and refuses to accept new things or whatever but i miss traditional hand drawn 2d animated films like….. why does everything have to be 3d cgi nowadays

[preciouspuregarnet]

that’s a legitimate complaint tho and I totally agree

[johncribati]

The Get Down: Jaden Smith plays Jaden Smith

Neo Yokio: Jaden Smith plays Emo Jaden Smith.

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

pet owner: *hears noise*

pet owner: 

[amalishope]

When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..

[cozygurlll]

@negaverse-boi us 😂😂

[negaverse-boi-deactivated201805]

We do this every night😂😂😂

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Concept: Cold Topic. The opposite of Hot Topic. You walk in and you don’t immediately feel a thousand goth eyes piercing into you. The music is peaceful and subdued and not destroying your eardrums. Lots of color and pastel shades. You find a ton of cute stuff and the lack of the ow the edge attitude is kinda pleasant. The salesperson offers you complimentary cupcakes. You find yourself in a welcoming atmosphere, but it’s a little too welcoming. Another salesperson appears except they look identical to the first one. You start to feel uncomfortable so you buy your things and head for the door. Then 5 more freakishly identical salespeople appear to obstruct your escape route. They don’t let you leave

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Claire’s

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

S T   O   P

[just-shower-thoughts]

Democracy is dangerous if the populace are uneducated.

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

showerthoughts: the grapefruit doesn’t taste like a grape. obama should make pi day a national holiday, for le science. the uneducated cattle we foolishly think of as people are a threat to my office job where i browse imgur for eight hours and my exurban palace where i browse reddit for ten and i think we should bring back poll taxes and literacy tests. if the moon were made of cheese what would it smell like