I like my goggles, yoo shoold too.

I decided to make a bloggy type majigger-fuck. And you're included!! My name is Skag! I'm one of those meddling 17 year old punk dubes. I tend to cling to music, drawing, skateboarding, wine, babes (both kinds ;^0), and i'm generally off the heezy fo' reezy, dig-woggity. And you! You are the viewer! I accept all of you, well, unless you like to kick chubby people and yell something distasteful at them. Like, um, I dunno...provolone? So I have open arms for the non-provoloners. Congrats, Skag loves you. Not really a big feat, but whatever. Also if y'all wanna see my art, check it: http://twotoedenigma.deviantart.com/ I'm open to do commissions/assorted art gigs/whatever if you take a fancy to my stuff.

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Shit just went to Paganfest in LA and discovered this righteous band! Soo rad!

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Oh yea I have a tumblr thing. Totally forgot.

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The assignment was a simple powerpoint presentation on taxes, but we may have taken the project a little bit too far. Also demon sock puppets.

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i made a sock puppet. i am PROUD. It has got glow in the dark bat wings and i can extend each claw individualllyyyy fuck yehh

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i got into the habit of drawing bill cosby everywhere. am i hardcore yet?

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I went to driving school.

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Why isn't there a male specific term for homosexuals? I've heard "gay" in reference to women just as much as to men. And then there is "lesbians". A dude can't really be a lesbian, so yeah. What gives? I want a word for the gay dudes of the world!

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Holy mother of dicks. I AM THE HAPPY MAN.

I'm one happy fellow! Dear lawdy, I am in a good mood! Except these feelings have seemed to hinder me quite a bit. Right before my finals I got the girl I've been after for quite awhile, and that is OFF THE HEEZY. SO. GOD. DAMN. RADICAL. And then a a super ego boost when my like one fan of my art from god knows where (I think he's like Icelandic?) wants to like interview me for his class project or something because I'm like some kind of BIG TIME INSPIRATION. And I am one flattered little dude at the moment. I've been so distracted though! I should be fucking studying but there are smiles to be had! I just can't wait to see my girl. Ahem, my girl. Hermmhmmhm, MY girl. Ahrrmmmhmhmhm, MY girl! Fuck. To. The. Yeah. 

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I'm tired of things, and stuff, and what have you. I just want someone to hold.

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So I was watching Gilbert Gottfried do stuff (yelling, gilbert gottfried stuff, etc.) and thinking about how bad ass jousting is. So I did this.

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I made Simon Cowell beautiful.

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I found out how to make gifs and stuff. This is what I've been doing until 4 in the morning.

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So I got some biznasty shit at the Kobey's swap meet today. Pretty god damned proud.

A real rad-tazmic lunch box with bitchin' Hindu graphics all about it.

A GENUINE LEATHER MADE IN AMERICA Jesus wallet.

Mortal Kombat 3 for the SNES (Fuck to the yeah, never gonna leave the damned T.V. now, motherfuckers.)

Heiankyo Alien for the Game Boy. {I had no idea what it was when I got it. It is addicting as fuck.[You basically just run around avoiding aliens and digging holes so they'll fall into them, so you can bury them. I guess then they're just like dead or something, I dunno. I'm not a fucking scientist. (This game is fucking OFF THE HEEZY FO' REEZY)]}

And also a sweet little skeleton ashtray (I like skeletons)

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i now decide norwegian men are the best men

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holy shit die antwoord is the best to happen since dippin' dots are delicious.

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"do you want a piece of me" by Skag Brnčić