The DM of Utter Bullshit

(*Holds up a knife*) Stay the fuck away from me twitter users. He/They, Lots of Hyperfixations, Mentally ill, Dungeon Master.

[the-hapi-dm]

Aight y'all this post is going to be pinned because I'm getting better at tags and I feel the need to start specifying some of them.

Hapi Talks - Whenever I say something of my own accord or comment on a reblog

Important - Anything that I consider to be important to myself or other people.

Reblog - I do my best to put this tag on anything I reblog, so that it is clear that it is not my content.

Hapi Muses - Sometimes I get introspective or sad and I use this as an outlet, but not quite the same as a vent. Will commonly be accompanied with aesthetic tags.

Hapi Vent - THIS is my vent tag. Please be aware of triggering content, including trauma, eating disorder adjacent things, and body dysmorphia.

Didi My Bestie - Anything I reblog from @blaiddydbrokeit from here forward

My Friends - Anything rebloged from mutuals.

Those are all of the ones specific to me! Have a good day yall!!

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[edentornasunder]

Wip ^^

So much Grey T^T

[charmsterz]

I NEED A SAM AND MAX STYLE CHAOTIX GAME REALLY BADDDDD

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[the-hapi-dm]

@then1ghtangel

[iosonomer-blog]

[squeakitties]

little guy is one sniff old and seeing so many wonderful things in this big and large world

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[veggieblt]

A BREAKTHROUGH FOR SCIENCE

[shadsasaur]

looks like a lot of people in the notes are unfamiliar with the old sonic colouring book edits!

[ravenisbored26]

Project Hail Mary X Transformers

My friends dub the au, TransMary

[the-hapi-dm]

@then1ghtangel IT'S HAPPENIIIIIINNGGG

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[rabbitindisguise]

I posted this like 4 minutes ago and it’s completely taken over my notifications, we’re really feeling this one huh

[owly-lumi]

My Transformers version of Hail Mary and Blip A 🌟

OK LISTEN the first time I saw them I was like "oh my, I ship the ships" so I had to draw them a Transformers version✨

(Just want to do an AU with them ahhh) Click for better quality!

Extra Silly video I did for fun:

[annimator]

WHAT THE FUCK

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

[artsyjois-s]

Sorry for having been born with adhd and not being a hedgehog with the speed to counter it, damn

[fassina]

“Why is God Gale his bad ending? That’s the only one where he stands up to his abuser!”

Well firstly I don’t think any of the endings are a binary of good or bad, they are breaking and perpetuating cycles.

And secondly, there is a lot of nuance in the relationship between mortals and gods. It’s a terrible, awful dynamic because they are not even starting on the same footing, they are so far from equals that it becomes reductive to frame it that way.

Because to meet her as an equal, to be able to address the awful thing that happened with the orb, he would have to sacrifice parts of himself (parts that she as Midnight had to sacrifice to become Mystra too) that make him human. To pursue his view of justice, which is really based in anger, shame and a desire for vengeance and recognition, he would have to let go of those things.

Sometimes the greatest victory isn’t that. Sometimes it is moving past survival into something new. Sometimes it’s looking across a room and seeing the patterns that made a person who they are, or even stopped them being a person at all, and deciding you just don’t want to lose yourself to the same things.

All of the endings where people break cycles come at a huge cost. Shadowheart and Lae’zel have nothing in the world but the clothes on their backs. Astarion loses his ability to walk in the sun. But they are able to start carving something for themselves, as imperfect as it is, and that’s the victory of this kind of choice (I won’t go into Wyll and Karlach here because I think their writing is even less defined in the binary of a good and bad choice, but that’s for another post.)

To be a cycle breaker is never the perfect neat conclusion you want it to be, and I’m glad they didn’t make it that. If Gale wants to practice magic he will always, always have to make peace with Mystra as his God, not his lover, and this is something that I think older people have probably experienced in a myriad ways in their own lives too, and that strange sadness is really profound to me.

[fassina]

Bringing this back with great tags from @the-sixth-house