The Havoc System

Tumblr acc for my sys ask if you want to know who’s fronting

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[bitter69uk]

Born on this day 105 years ago: the fabulous Edith Massey (28 May 1918 – 24 October 1984) – snaggle-toothed naïve outsider actress, “egg lady”, punk granny, plus-size model, thrift shop proprietress and perhaps the most beloved of John Waters’ stable of regular actors. Massey made her film debut in Waters’ early “gutter film” Multiple Maniacs (1970). Her last appearance was in Polyester (1981). Her most treasured performances – as Mama Edie in Pink Flamingos (1972) and Aunt Ida in Female Trouble (1974) – will enthrall aficionados of cult cinema forever. The combo of Massey and Divine onscreen together is probably my all-time favourite comedy double act (like Lucy Ricardo and Ethel Mertz for freaks and punks). Eat a hard-boiled egg or use “rah sha sha” in a sentence today in Edith Massey’s memory!

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

autistic power couple

[utopians]

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

[utopians]

Whatever

[minotaurfemme]

thats not a bong thats a bing

[evilwizard]

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works for me!

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[neil-gaiman]

I'm not exactly an actor but every now and again I find myself playing Neil Gaiman on things, to the point where I'm now a SAG-AFTRA member. I voted yes, still hoping (as I hoped as a writer) that strike action won't be needed.

[aletheyass]

gamers are acc funny when they take time off from misogyny ?

[catilinas]

[sefren-deactivated20140420]

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

[yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea]

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

[marzipanandminutiae]

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

[goth-princess-gwennie]

So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or

[peterjay-88]

Seriously…every cover is like this

[scumtrout]

you either die a bailey school kid or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay cryptid.

[scoobycool9]

Also in case anyone wants to know the best part of the books, it’s that whatever creature they are on the cover is 100% revealed to be a truth by the end.

[flagellant]

In other news is the camp counselor single? asking for a me

[spitblaze]

the sword-billed hummingbird may be one of, if not THE, bird of all time

[spitblaze]

ive been laughing about this little dude all day. its so unnecessary. but i appreciate the hustle

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

POV: You are a plant or perhaps a flower

[lesvignes-dans-lesombres]

Sephiroth killed Aerith with that thing

[livedinthecastle]

reblog to keep your mutual refreshed with a nice squirt of the saw the ride dead body fountain

[snekdood]

"people shouldnt keep cold weather dogs in hot climates" dude thats so cool and wise of you!! Now what do people do with their cold weather dogs in their hot climates? Whats the next best move, jackass?

[spacelazarwolf]

kiddie pool with ice. not kidding, they love it and it’s fucking adorable.

[doberbutts]

Crying about your electric bill while you run your air conditioner because your dog overheats at 80 degrees.

Cooling coats cooling beds

Deshed the fuck out of your dog so the impacted undercoat isn't turning them into a literal living oven

Wet the underside more than the top of your dog. It will cool them down faster and keep them cool for longer.

Learn how to recognize the signs of heatstroke and understand cold weather breeds can and do overheat in temperatures more than tolerable to most humans

Keep especially dark colored dogs out of the sun because their coat heats up the fastest

[funeral]

As Above So Below band by Arcana Obscura Designs

[coolsnake]

@the-havoc-system

[the-havoc-system]

OMG OMG

[thecolorsfucked]

heads up southern parents and guardians: major recall of different Gerber Baby infant food/powders cronobacteria shit plz research and be safe

[himejoshikomaeda]

being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it's super embarrassing. if you're a sub you can be like "ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<" and it's kind of endearing. if you're a dom and you say "i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today .." and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there's no coming back from that

[dadsmell]

[coralei]

callback to the time I wrote literal pages of lore and worldbuilding, including a universe with a creation story, afterlife metaphysics, and a timeline featuring the rapture, a divine astral plane turf war, and the introduction of gods and magic to the modern mortal world

for a kink scene where I roleplayed as a sexy demon lady

I workshopped my character's name, voice and personality and wrote an entire universe to hold her. for a scene that lasted about an hour. if that's not DMing but for sex I don't know what is

[coralei]

your honor ive been murdered

[earnest-peer]

Good news: At that level of prep I don't think it's improv anymore.

Bad news: turned on by amateur theater

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ahodgepodgeofthings]

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Decided to post another audio from the 16th, enjoy!

[catmask]

my boyfriend gets really high and falls asleep and i start playing silent hill ambient music to send him to The Dimension

[catmask]

he doesnt remember but he wakes up and is like babe i had the WEIRDEST dream and im like uhuh. i bet

[catmask]

@kingshovelbug can you tell this random internet stranger you love when i preform experiments on you actually

[tanukipost]

please help. its so dark in here