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Mouse MD
He needs mouse bites to live
there's a particular breed of twitter/youtube account who has been posting RUSSIA IS SO BONED once a week since 2022 and their posting frequency has increased to every couple of hours in mid-2026
France Just Dealt Russia a DEVASTATING Blow Satellite Imagery Just Confirmed Putin's Worst Nightmare Russia Just Got Some TERRIBLE News The Situation on Crimea Has Become Truly Insane Russia is Now Fleeing the ENTIRE Sea of Azov (75 Ships Disabled!) Russia Has Gone Completely Insane Ukraine Just DELETED Russiaās Shadow Fleet Russia is Threatening to āUse the Nukesā Again (lol) Russian Society is Completely Unraveling Russia is Completely Folding Right Now Russiaās Military Has Begun Abandoning the Front Lines Putin's Closest Ally Just Betrayed Him Russians Are Now FLEEING Crimea in HUGE Numbers Russia's Propagandists are Panicking About Crimea Right Now Ukraine Just Warned ALL Russians to FLEE Crimea (while they still can) Ukraine Just Triggered a MASSIVE Fuel Crisis in Russia Something BIG is Brewing in Chechnya Right Now The Belarus Situation is Becoming a BIG Problem for Putin Russia Just Lost Their Most Important Leader (more important than Putin) Putin's Response to Armenia's Election Was Absolutely INSANE Putin is FURIOUS as Elite Russian Soldiers Flee Their Positions Russia is Preparing to Sacrifice 1,000,000 More Men The Situation in Crimea is Spiraling Out of Control The Ukraine War is About to Get MUCH Worse for Russia Putin Just Had His Worst Day of the Entire War Sweden Just Dealt Russia a DEVASTATING Blow Russiaās New War Strategy is Already a MASSIVE Failure Russia Just Made The Most Desperate Move I've Ever Seen
my man I know Russia is struggling but you have to pace yourself, you blow all these titles now and what are you going to have left when the war continues three more months, this is like those Iranians who kept posting AI videos of Tel Aviv in flames back in March, exercise some restraint!
Literally this
lol that's hilarious, and it doesn't matter if they were posted over one week or over five years, it's funny either way
What's funny is that serious people (my guys for this are William Spaniel and Anders Puck Nielsen) also have to obey market pressures and so also title their videos like "Is Russia doublefucked sideways on a sunday" and then the video is a gentle explanation that no, they're just a little fucked, as is Ukraine, and it's gonna stay like that for a good while still before anyone can call anything.
YEE-CLAW :D
@joy-and-whimsy-official
Joy and whimsy detected! This Yee-Claw is joyful and whimsical!
You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.
Jolene
Large number of complaints about the modern world resolve down to "I want everything in one bag and I don't want the bag to be heavy"
I want the newest, coolest, shiniest phone they advertise on Instagram and it should cost $30 and be tiny and also huge and have every feature I could possibly want without thinking about it
I want my websites to allow me unlimited uploading of all data in high definition with zero lag or buffering, have every single person on earth available, with an easy way to see only the stuff I like and not anything I don't, for free with zero ads, with clear, straightforward moderation that gets rid of every Nazi and has zero false positives that also lets me tell random strangers and the people running the site to kill themselves, and I should be able to find it without doing any independent searching on my own because I'm too lazy to look for it
and there shouldn't be any data centers for it!
If you want to visualize gradient descent in neural networks, imagine minimizing a function that is a 2D surface in 3D space, and then say "billions of dimensions" to yourself.
On a regular workday/schoolday your usual breakfast isā¦
Something prepackaged (eg protein bar or protein shake)
Cooked fresh at your house (eg eggs and bacon, oatmeal, toast counts)
Leftovers from a previous meal (eg cold pizza)
Cold cereal (eg Cheerios)
Nothing (eg you skip breakfast)
Something you made ahead of time (eg freezer breakfast burritos, overnight oats)
Purchased hot food (eg gas station breakfast sandwich)
Please reblog for reach.
...none of the above
And despite changing dietary habits every so often, I think it might be "none of the above" for my entire professional career, it's been bread with cheese or salami or something, or just fruit.
Bread with topping / sandwich is kind of a baffling omission for breakfast tbh
So many Americans anti-Sun Yat-sen, shameful.
#two-thirds havenāt heard of mao???#christ
Iām undermining my own tag here but I guess in fairness the gray bar says āhavenāt heard enough to sayā. Iām not sure if I have a favorable or unfavorable opinion of Chiang Kai-shek, and I read a whole biography of him.
You know what, letās toss it to the polling ground:
Whatās your opinion of Chiang Kai-shek?
Favorable
Unfavorable
Havenāt heard enough to say
Just show results
"too early to tell"
Higgledy pig-I will
Facerape and assfuck you
Little bitch Aureli
Furi the fag
You think my tenderness
Makes me less manly but
I'm a real poet; Iāll
Make you both gag
Higgledy piggledy
Iāve eaten all of the
Plums in the icebox that
You planned to eat
Please do forgive me for
Robbing your breakfast snack
They were delicious so
Cold and so sweet
Been thinking a bit more about how on the nose this post was and how evil a lot of the comments on it are over the past day since reblogging it. I so clearly remember when the exact same demographic of my peers that are still currently on tumblr were all in high school, the things we talked about were how physically and psychologically damaging the US school system was. How we loved learning but the homework the schools gave us didn't help us learn, it just felt like pointless busywork that overburdened us with stress and barred us from rest and leisure. How we were all so tired all the time. How it felt like we were being grilled on our obedience rather than our knowledge. How physically or mentally disabled/neurodivergent and otherwise marginalized children who could not keep up with the exact demands of the institution were left behind and punished. And now so many people have the gall to act like the problem is The Kids Are Too Lazy To Learn, as if those problems have gotten lesser instead of significantly exacerbated.
Here are a few very significant things that are different from when us Nineties Kidz were in school:
the quarantine proved that virtual schooling and other forms of making classwork less strict and more accessible were logistically possible, but these institutions just did not want to continue to provide those options.
Being forced back into in-person classes in buildings without proper ventilation and or other precautions long before there stopped being a risk of illness proved that the wellbeing of the students was significantly less of a concern than making sure they were out of the way and corralled properly so the adults could get back to work
The job market has significantly worsened in every sector, and the financial security that was supposedly the carrot to the school system's stick now seems almost completely unattainable. There is no real upward mobility associated with getting into good schools anymore.
The recent political gains of conservatism means it is straight up illegal to teach about basic social inequalities in many high school settings now, and kids aren't too stupid to know that that's happening. when you understand that your educational system is barred from teaching you basic facts about the world you live in because it is politically inconvenient to the current regime, it probably doesn't make you highly value the education these institutions can provide you
so basically on top of all of the ways the school system was fucked previously, they now know that the system does not care about their health and safety, is not capable of offering them a path to a financially sustainable life, and will not teach them about the world with a framework based in our current political reality. So with all of that in mind, i ask you, in what possible world can we expect children to still give their all despite that?
i truly do love learning a ton. i was a rigorous and dedicated student as much as my physical and mental health allowed me to be in high school. dropping to get my GED was undoubtedly one of the single best decisions i've ever made in my life. if you think kids cheating their way through high school are lazy and stupid, then you care more about children's obedience than you do about their wellbeing, plain and simple. have a little bit of compassion for a group of people who are suffering under the current socioeconomic conditions exactly as much as we are but without any of the agency to get to decide what that means for them and their life.
the quarantine proved that virtual schooling and other forms of making classwork less strict and more accessible were logistically possible, but these institutions just did not want to continue to provide those options.
Among the education minded people I follow on twitter the quarantine is considered a sort of learning apocalypse. Measures of school perfomance fell off a cliff during this time. Professors complain of math students who are effectively at middle school levels, and remedial classes have been completely overrun.
We did not, in fact, prove that virtual learning works.
why does Madonna's name blink pink and red in Google
9ieme said: if you click it you get lasersā¦
oh my god you get lasers
one of the silliest takes which i think still finds a lot of purchase in lefty spaces is that people often ignore politics because they're privileged and the issues don't affect them, unlike people from disadvantaged backgrounds who are deeply political as a means of survival. in the real world, though, you basically find the exact opposite, which is also way better at accounting for how the latter group continually gets screwed over
Rip Holden Bloodfeast Lindsey Graham, love that you really got to see how much war against Iran sucks before you went.
peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!
me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine
peasant visionary: #MyGrain
If you read interviews with homicide cops, two things quickly become clear
It is really not all that hard to get away with murder. A basic amount of foresight and prep will get rid of enough evidence that the police either won't find the killer or will be unable to make the charge stick.
Despite this, most murders do get solved, because someone who decides that murder is the solution to their problems is probably not the kind of person to be levelheaded and careful enough to avoid getting caught.
I think something very similar is true of sockpuppet accounts. It's not that hard to make a convincing sockpuppet. However, people almost always make sockpuppets as a way of defending their egos, of making it look like they have more support than they actually do. And this passionate defense of someone the sockpuppet ostensibly doesn't know and has no reason to care about is a dead giveaway. So if you want to validate a sockpuppet you have to lose an argument to it. You have to get owned. Once it makes you look like an idiot, basically no one will ever suspect it again.
Unfortunately, by posting this, I've burned my only chance to actually do it. From now on, whenever you see me getting dunked on, you'll assume it's staged sockpuppet validation. and you'd be right. i have never lost an argument on this website. every single one was staged. i did not get owned. i did not get owned.