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megurashkarchived

genious

gluom

the fox……..

popculturepagan

My school created a God.

I am a student at an art university.

There is an infamous building on our campus, called “Montgomery House” or more commonly, “Monty.” Monty is the building for animation, game design, special effects, sound design, and basically everything that requires highly powerful, highly specialized computers and software. The building is infamous for a couple of reasons. It’s located pretty far away from any other building, for one. The building itself used to be a coffin factory, no joke. Another is the building has no windows. None. There are also no clocks anywhere. Once you enter Monty, you are completely separated from the flow of time and the light of day. Probably the reason Monty is most known though is because students in the “monty majors” have to spend a lot of time there. A lot. It is not uncommon for somebody to spend more than a few days exclusively within the sunless, dark walls of Monty. If you go to the building, it is not surprising to see students sleeping on the floor, on the few chairs available, on the computers. Some bring sleeping bags and rations. Some just forgo sleep, buy espresso shots and work. The entire building just smells of coffee and sweat. It really seems like an exageration, but its not hyperbole.

Why I bring this up is because of something that’s started recenetly. Inside the building, the school has hung up artwork on the walls from other majors as is typical on campus. One of the artworks was a self-portrait painting of a man with long, scraggly brown hair and a full beard looking pensively off into the distance. The painting became known as “Monty Jesus.”

Students, in their desperation for their files to render, or the computers to work, began to offer prayers to Monty Jesus. Soon, they began writing their prayers and taping them next to the painting. The wall is now covered, completly plastered, in prayers to Monty Jesus for things like “Fix the wifi” and “let me live through finals” and more simply “help me.” Candles have been added. Literal candles are placed around Monty Jesus in hopes he will help them.

This is how religions are born. Monty Jesus is considered a “joke”, but people at Monty still hold…. quite a lot of superstitious faith in the concept. There is even talk of a “Monty Satan” that creates software failures. It might be in jest, but these students really are hoping for some force to help them. And they’ve given it a name, an image, and respect. Monty Jesus is real, and I’m sure of it. The desperate students have created their own spirit and their own form of worship, out of need.

Religion, spirituality, didn’t stop being relevant. It didn’t stop being something people need and want, and have the desire to create. It’s still happening, and it always will as long as their are people. The spirit of creation, new deities and new worship, is alive and well today and should not be ignored simply because it is “new” or “a joke.”

cultural-goldmanism

@leviathan-supersystem

danielhowell

festive vibes 😍🎄

setheverman

i have just seen the worst post of this month, christmas is ruined

thevaultofass

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

sqvad

this post is stupid as hell

lhijinx

case in point

2ad

Life really isn’t what I expected it to be

chessys

less quicksand

yassmines-deactivated20161205

almost no quicksand to be honest

spaceyam

lots of metaphorical quicksand tho

marinette-buginette

gothamsgaygirlgang:

missharleenfquinzel:

I’m writing a current events essay about Vine shutting down and I tried really hard not to use the word “meme” so I said “humorous internet exclusive jokes” I hate myself.

you: meme Me, an intellectual: humorous internet exclusive jokes

fiti-vation

coolthingoftheday

The moon passed between ‪NASA‬’s Deep Space Climate Observatory and the Earth, allowing the satellite to capture this rare image of the moon’s far side in full sunlight. As the moon is tidally locked to the Earth and doesn’t rotate, we only ever see the one face from the Earth. Awesome shot!

tamamoland

so basically this is the moon’s ass

coneboyofficial-deactivated2018

if this is the moon’s ass could you say we’re getting

mooned

nevaehtyler

this is iconic

lez0mbie

the last one tho lol

aceshouseofcards

aescademic

transitional words for essays [source] / [click for high res!] → some transitional phrases for essays, made into an infographic…! —tia ♪

[+++] more infographics / uploads / have a question?

fitandhealthyhero

sanctuarytrin

When you read a fic for smut and it turns out to be well written with a good plot.

misbehavedscientist

phosphorescent-naidheachd

All of these women are Jewish. Let’s not erase that.

acynicalsaiyan-deactivated20201

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF THEY’RE JEWISH OR HISPANIC OR WHITE OR BLACK OR ASIAN OR MUSLIM OR HINDU, WHY CAN’T WE JUST APPRECIATE THEIR ACHIEVEMENTS.

spacecampgirlfriend

because representation is important, and not to mention that two of these women are actively practicing jews

mayim bialik is a modern orthodox jewish woman who would read the torah on set between filming scenes for The Big Bang Theory, and natalie portman grew up studying at jewish schools and speaks hebrew, and often speaks about how important judaism is to her in interviews

i’m a jewish girl and i “give a fuck” that these cool ladies are all jewish too

recognizing that facts takes nothing away from their achievements: if anything, it makes those achievements even grander when you consider they all belong to an extreme minority that has been shunned and faced hatred around the world

not to mention that Hedy Lamarr was an Austrian-Jewish woman inventing this tech and starring in movies during the era of Nazi fucking Germany

so that’s why stating their ethnicity matters

artwhork

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

little-king-john-deactivated202

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

hullaballoons

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao