Col. James Rhodes

James Rhodes. Colonel in the United States Air Force, Gov. Liaison to Stark Industries, War Machine, and best friend to Tony Stark. ~~~~~Follows the tag: notthefunvee

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Welcome, and sorry to new followers!

I'm currently on hiatus. 

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"Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly."

-Virgil.

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[theopteryx]

fuck you teenage tony stark doesn’t need friends TEENAGE TONY STARK MAKES HIS OWN FRIENDS WITH IPOD DOCKS AND BOOZE DISPENSERS AND SWEET PLAYLISTS and you are not fucking invited

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Recasting the Avengers as a classic movie: BONUS CHARACTERS BECAUSE I CAN → Harry Belafonte as James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes.

(This recast inhabits an alternate universe where all the actors are the right ages at the same time.)

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What are you looking at?

I’m looking at you.

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[buttersmd]

#im3: where tony is just barely the hero of the story and it’s glorious

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Reblog if your mun is a girl.

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7 Deadly Sin Headcanons

Lust: a headcanon about your character's romantic and/or sexual life

Greed: a headcanon about something your character hordes or collects

Sloth: a headcanon about something your character hates to do or simply hates in general

Pride: a headcanon about something your character is a bit cocky about

Gluttony: a headcanon about food or obsessions

Wrath: a headcanon about your character and their anger management

Envy: a headcanon about your character's secret desires and jealousies

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Nice farmer's tan, buddy.

[textsfromkrypton]

and they say romance is dead

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"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."

-Father Jerome Cummings… (via quotedojo)

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"What's my prize?"

25. Teach my character something.

"Why do I already regret this?" Rhodey sighed and pushed up, hands on his knees. "All right, sensei. Let's do this. What do you want to teach me?" This could go very, very badly, or it could be a lot of fun. You never could tell with Tony, but what Rhodey did know was it would probably be messy.

[inboxideas]

Put “What’s my prize?” in my ask

I’ll use a random number generator and your character gets a free pass to…

Take one item my character owns for themselves

Have my character as their “personal cheerleader” for a day

Push my character into a pool/lake/body of water

Have my character buy yours a drink

Win a truth/dare from my character

“Kidnap” my character to any place of your choosing

Tickle my character without retaliation

Get a song of your choice stuck in my character’s head

Kiss my character on the lips

Go hiking with my character

Sleep in my character’s bed—your call if my character is with yours or not

Kiss my character anywhere but the lips

Paint my character’s nails

Pick out a tattoo for my character

Be treated to a homemade meal from my character

Undress my character

Put my character in an embarrassing costume

Go hunting with my character 

Be treated to a movie night by my character

Hook my character on a show on Netflix 

Pick a song for my character to sing for karaoke night 

Have a tea party with my character

Go fishing with my character

Have my character teach yours something

Teach my character something

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Your muse catches mine in the shower. What is your muse's reaction?

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[Text from Rhodey] ...Dammit, Tony. I was in a meeting with my C.O.'s! Did you really need the sound effects?

[text] To be fair, that was accidental, legitimately this time, and I would apologize, but we both know I wouldn’t mean it.[text] Enjoy.

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[Text] You’re the devil. Complete with goatee. 

[Text: Image] 

[Text] You enjoy.

[starkinternational]

[text] You know, in this case, your revenge isn’t very, but I give it a solid A for effort. My effort, if you catch my meaning. [text] You do realize that this is going to be framed, right?

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[text] Yeah? Well, I'll just have to study a little and bring my grade up.

[Text image] Have some extra credit