oozey mess
todays bird
cherry valley forever
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NASA
Cosmic Funnies
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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shark vs the universe
official daine visual archive
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@the-inevitable-leading-men
. . ❝ i don't like musicals ! ❞
﹑⟡ ﹒ paul, paul, paul, paul, and pail’s ﹒ intro ◞
💙 he / him for most pauls ⠀ ﹒ ⠀it / they rarely for cat, pail & infected paul
﹒ ︵ why are there so many of us?!
✦ ౨౿ paul matthews, paul perkins, infected!paul matthews, cat!paul catthews, & pail. <3 ﹒
︵︵ ﹒ what sort of time warp : brought us together?
𓏹 LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! †
₊◞ check below the cut for the DUMBASS who made this blog :)
paul?
….paul-s?
wow there’s a lot of you.
(ooc: i genuinely had no idea how to start this, just wanted to send an ask -@the-hive-traveler)
that's so freaking real
" Oh, hello! Yes, Paul's plural, there's a whole bunch of us. Nice to meet you! "
🔪 . paul perkins spoke brightly, as he walked over, offering a hand to shake the others.
the other pauls followed suit, besides theo (pail was currently absent). theo just quietly looked at the one everyone else was greeting, that small bit of knowing a bit more than the other pauls swaying said choice.
nice to meet you all too
*they shake everyone’s hands, giving a nod and a smile to theo*
how did this even happen?
" We don't know... well, most of us. Theo, over there, he apparently knows why but he's only told the... Cat one of us I think... And Pail. "
🔪 . Perkins explained, speaking with his hands a bit. He was a bit hesitant in mentioning Pail, but it was fine. He gestured over to Theo slightly as he spoke, a smile on his face.
*they nod as perkins talks, shifting around a bit, especially as cat!paul is mentioned*
yeah, i suppose that would make sense
*they also gesture over towards theo, humming a bit along to the hive’s music*
he’s a bit more….connected compared to the rest of you
and… who’s pail?
" I... uh... "
" Pail is a version of me. A lesser version. A haywire alternative apotheosis. "
🎼 . theo spoke up finally, stepping over and slightly pushing perkins aside as he spoke to them. he held cat!paul in his arms, holding him like some sort of evil villain. well, technically he was, so it made sense.
paul?
….paul-s?
wow there’s a lot of you.
(ooc: i genuinely had no idea how to start this, just wanted to send an ask -@the-hive-traveler)
that's so freaking real
" Oh, hello! Yes, Paul's plural, there's a whole bunch of us. Nice to meet you! "
🔪 . paul perkins spoke brightly, as he walked over, offering a hand to shake the others.
the other pauls followed suit, besides theo (pail was currently absent). theo just quietly looked at the one everyone else was greeting, that small bit of knowing a bit more than the other pauls swaying said choice.
nice to meet you all too
*they shake everyone’s hands, giving a nod and a smile to theo*
how did this even happen?
" We don't know... well, most of us. Theo, over there, he apparently knows why but he's only told the... Cat one of us I think... And Pail. "
🔪 . Perkins explained, speaking with his hands a bit. He was a bit hesitant in mentioning Pail, but it was fine. He gestured over to Theo slightly as he spoke, a smile on his face.
paul?
….paul-s?
wow there’s a lot of you.
(ooc: i genuinely had no idea how to start this, just wanted to send an ask -@the-hive-traveler)
that's so freaking real
" Oh, hello! Yes, Paul's plural, there's a whole bunch of us. Nice to meet you! "
🔪 . paul perkins spoke brightly, as he walked over, offering a hand to shake the others.
the other pauls followed suit, besides theo (pail was currently absent). theo just quietly looked at the one everyone else was greeting, that small bit of knowing a bit more than the other pauls swaying said choice.
little update I'll add to my intro later:
texting styles bc im going insane
White, all lowercase - normal paul
White, grammatically capitalized - rerun paul
Green - Paul perkins
Blue - theo
Purple - cat paul
Blue quotes, white text - pail
paul and infected paul have fully separated in my head
Infected Paul Matthews? nah fam that's Theo Matalon
paul and infected paul have fully separated in my head
Infected Paul Matthews? nah fam that's Theo Matalon
𖤐
'What a posse of business men! Tell me, what happens for these.. Timelines? To branch out and create you all? '
We... really don't know. None of us are that acquainted with timelines and stu- -🔪
WELL ACTUALLY. I know. But I like gatekeeping. Let's just say "my" brother likes pranking people. And I brought up the idea of doing so to Paul and he went with it. -🎼
I j realized that I've interacted with most of @cinderellas-humble-narrator's ask blogs without even knowing
I wonder which ones you havent
take a guess buster
uhm!! well you got james, narrator, and i have no clue
I've talked to you before !!! 😁😁😁
what about the pauls...
TEOKI’S EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!!!
4/4 SLOTS OPEN !
HELLO HELLO!!! i’m TEOKI and i’m opening my emergency commissions to help me live rn!
currently i’m working two jobs, and attempting to save but where i live, the cost for things like necessities is raising more than expected. plus, with my hours being cut from my main job, it’s putting a strain on my budget. that’s where commissions come in! commissions will be and remain a possible third form of income considering my pay and hours from both jobs. plus, i am doing something that i love to do and enjoy doing for the cost of you!!!
my writing portfolio so far has been with fandom and my original world building, but i’d love to constantly improve on my writing as well with the commissions. i’m taking this as a learning opportunity to further develop my style and techniques! i know i am not the best of writers but i like to constantly improve and this is my way of doing so!
TOS + PRICES + PAYMENT UNDER CUT !!
hey lords, ladies, and fae-folk, you should like. some of you should go get commissions from teoki. she's a really good writer and you'd be really like nice if you went and did that while i try and convince my mom to let me get a commission myself.
go do it. now.
in case anyone wanted to know why I unblocked paulkotho shippers
its because one of the only pokey roleplayers that's active is one
that and hold hands murder mumbo jumbo
TEOKI’S EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!!!
4/4 SLOTS OPEN !
HELLO HELLO!!! i’m TEOKI and i’m opening my emergency commissions to help me live rn!
currently i’m working two jobs, and attempting to save but where i live, the cost for things like necessities is raising more than expected. plus, with my hours being cut from my main job, it’s putting a strain on my budget. that’s where commissions come in! commissions will be and remain a possible third form of income considering my pay and hours from both jobs. plus, i am doing something that i love to do and enjoy doing for the cost of you!!!
my writing portfolio so far has been with fandom and my original world building, but i’d love to constantly improve on my writing as well with the commissions. i’m taking this as a learning opportunity to further develop my style and techniques! i know i am not the best of writers but i like to constantly improve and this is my way of doing so!
TOS + PRICES + PAYMENT UNDER CUT !!
hey lords, ladies, and fae-folk, you should like. some of you should go get commissions from teoki. she's a really good writer and you'd be really like nice if you went and did that while i try and convince my mom to let me get a commission myself.
go do it. now.
should i unblock all the paulkotho shippers and let them interact again
do i start my passive existence where we can all coexist
okay so I unblocked everyone
and.. POOF! Suddenly all the pauls (not including Pail or Theo) are duck taped to FRONT ROW SEATS TO HAMILTON!
— 🎰
no... NO NO.... NOOOOO -☕️/🔪/🐈⬛/🕔
[-☕]
"I dont blame him. (them???) Hamilton sucks."
" Hamilton is fucking awesome, I don't even know what you're on about. "
"Its a basic ass musical with a basic ass plot. 50% of musicals are just some random person in histories life."
" Maybe you should shut up. You're a boring ass plot. "
[-☕]
"I liked you better when you were screaming at me to stop singing. Now you're just an asshole"
" Uh, I'm sorry? Also, last I checked, I'm not your apotheosis, so back off. Unless I am. But last I checked, my Emma is dead in a ditch off in Clivesdale. "
[-☕]
"Huh-to be honest I think I'd rather that then well...this-"
"Also, how the fuck did she die?"
"Uh, I think Ted and Bill did it."
[-☕]
"What?? So they killed me instead of spitting in my mouth? I mean...I guess I would prefer that to be fair, God knows where Ted's mouths been-"
"Hey-!"
"Thats just....weird, I guess. I dunno-"
" Well, we tried to spit in your mouth, and you kicked me in the fucking balls, so we threw you in a ditch. "
[-☕]
[Emma snorted at that]
"Sounds like a me thing to do"
[She pauses. Even though this wasn't her Paul necessarily...]
"I'm uh-sorry for kicking you in the balls. Even if it wasn't necessarily me-"
" Eh, don't worry about it. I'm a god. I have bigger problems than a measly ball kick. Only one who felt the pain was Paul! "
[-☕]
"But I thought-you're not-"
[Pause.]
"...should've known i wasn't talking to actual Paul."
[Why does she seem...a bit bitter-]
" Don't make me give you a rundown on all of us... I don't even go by Paul, I go by Theo. Have not been Paul in years besides physically him. "
[-☕]
"Mm, yeah I saw there were like-a few of you."
"Confusing but, I've seen worse."
" 6 of us, yeah. Me, Matthews, the other Matthews, Perkins, Pail, and the cat one. "
[-☕]
[Again, Emma snorted]
"Theres a cat version of y-Paul??"
[Might've been the stupidest thing she's ever heard]
THEO nodded as it reached into its coat pocket and pulled out a black cat, shaking him a bit.
" Mhm! From a Melissa timeline gone wrong. "
[-☕]
"Aw-he looks kinda adorable like that-"
" Mhm. He turns human sometimes, though. Also, I love how you dont even question how he went from being tied up in a different location to being in my pocket. "
[-☕]
[Emma just shrugs at his statement at the end]
"Hey, like I said before. 'I've seen weirder'. Although I've never seen a cat version of Paul before. He kinda gave off 'allergic to cat vibes' "
" Yeah, Paul's are mostly dog people. But hey, timelines are fuckin' wild. "
THEO chuckled before putting cat!paul back into his pocket casually, shifting to rest his hands on his hips, tilting his head to the side as he coughed up a bit of blue shit.
[-☕]
"Ain't that the truth-"
[Emma responded, watching as Theo coughed up the blue shit. She could relate-]
"You good? That cough sounded bad-"
[Emma mumbled]
" Only sounds bad cause every time it happens, this body dies a little bit more. And I mean, I'm fine. Perfectly. Like, perfectly fine. "
THEO used its thumb to wipe the dribble of blue stuff left on his lip as it spoke. The god residing in the body seemed to put a bit of an emphasis on the fact it was fine. Odd.
[-☕]
[Emma...wasn't too concerned. After all it wasn't her Paul, though she was sure her Paul had ran away from Hatchetfield with Bill after she got infected]
[Whatever. Not like she cared]
"The body you're in is dying? Can't you like-get a new one?"
[It was a god after all]
" I mean, duh. Of course I can. I just like Paul. I'll probably swap to using Melissa more, though. I've just overworked Paul's vessel, so unless he gets his shit together, I'm gonna be swapping. "
[-☕]
"I doubt Paul will ever get his shit together-he's like, a complete mess-"
" Yeah. Anxiety and possession are NOT a good pairing. "
Cat!Paul blink twice if you wanna get out of here. I’m pretty sure any version of my uncle would hate… whatever this is.
- 🪼
@r1chi3
CAT!PAUL looked at Richie before blinking twice as he slowly walked over.
“I fuckin knew it.”
[Richie pinches the bridge of his nose. He looks down at cat!Paul, then at the other Pauls talking a few feet away.]
“I’ll distract them with a conversation, when I say the code word ‘Beanies’ you make a break for that house over there, got it? The door is unlocked.”
[He says in a hushed voice, crouched next to cat!Paul.]
CAT!PAUL nodded slightly as he looked over to the house before sitting down onto the ground. He let out a small meow, seemingly akin to a thanks as he waited for the other to get along with it. He considered briefly changing forms but he stayed as a cat. He could run faster as one anyway, and he was used to it.
😒 fineeee can I atleast have permission to befriend you Mr. Married man
Yes, of course! We can be friends! Just... no marriage. -🔪
Okay but mr perkins its only for tax benefits
Its like being best friends but you get that like. Support
Consider it man 😼
But I'm... already married. I can't marry two people. -🔪
