Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda
i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

ellievsbear
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
★
official daine visual archive

bliss lane

Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
Mike Driver

blake kathryn
almost home

Jimmy Eat World

PR's Tumblrdome
macklin celebrini has autism
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
cherry valley forever
tumblr dot com
Cosimo Galluzzi
untitled
KIROKAZE
seen from Vietnam
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from Sweden
seen from United States

seen from Australia

seen from Spain
seen from Uruguay

seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from Ukraine

seen from Burkina Faso

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Poland
seen from United Arab Emirates
@the-innocent-side-blog
Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda
i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—
5 0 Y E A R S A G O
Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩🚀🌛
Tsuku tsuku bitcheeees
One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.
Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.
57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.
@plaguedocboi the council awaits
"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman
23 people out of 60 conspirators stabbing their assassin target is funny
Like 4 people out of 60 stabbing the guy 23 times a lot funnier and every group project ever
But if it was 1 guy out 60 people who agreed on joint assassination who did all 23 stabs himself is both hilarious and concerning for the remaining 59
Just imagine 59 guys standing around awkwardly with their knives while Brutus is going to town and treating Caesar like a needle felting project and crying
GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"
Via @morhath
[ID: tumblr tags reading: how's the old blorb and chain. ]
Tumblr: we are a no porn website now
Porn: you cannot kill me in a way that matters
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
Tumblr every march 15th:
You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still
there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this
500 Caesar memes and no one is talking about his star turn on Legends smh.