So if Bucky ever tries to run; Steve will hunt him down like a blood hound, become a fugitive and fuck up the government, find him wherever he goes, fight his own friends, drop his shield, give up his title, accept death, by his hand if necessary, take Bucky, tie them together with chain ropes, and make sure Bucky is never out of his sight and side ever again
But he himself will leave Bucky right after getting him back after five years?
sam is the one who keeps on adding them and they get more and more ridiculous as time progresses because he knows bucky checks the wikipedia page for steve everyday and it’ll get him heated (it’s how him and bucky flirt </3)
AU where Batman has a "no killing" rule but that only applies to Batman
Bruce understands that people have their own form of morality and justice. He's not going to fault a soldier for doing what they have to do to protect people. It's just that he personally would probably never go that far. Not that he can't, mind you, he's fucking Batman! Just that the mental and emotional toll would fuck him up so bad he'd be a danger to himself and society.
So when it comes to his murder happy children his rule for them is: "Wait until you're 18."
Bruce: "Dickie, I know Tony Zucco killed your parents and he deserves WAY worse than a punctured lung, two broken legs, a fractured skull, and a dislocated shoulder. But you're also 10 yrs old and the parenting books say that murder at such a young age is not good for a child's emotional development. So how bout we keep him locked up in jail, good and tight, and if you're still mad about it when you turn 18 then you can have at it. Sound good chum?"
Dick, pouting and kicking rocks: "I guess."
Tim "forever 17" Drake is just counting down the days until his 18th birthday because that mother fucker has a list. He doesn't mind waiting because he god damn knows there are worse things than death one can do to someone.
Damien has been killing since he could walk and hold up a sword, so when he comes to live with his father under the "no killing until 18" rule he is NOT happy about it. Until his brothers start poking fun at him.
Damien, pouting: "It isn't fair! Todd gets to go out and kill people!"
Bruce: "Jason is over 18 yrs."
Jason: "Yeah! And besides, its not my fault you're just uncreative in how you beat up bad guys!"
Damien: "What is that supposed to mean!"
Tim: "It means that there are worse things than death but you're just too dumb to know it."
Damien, furious: "Am not!"
Jason and Tim, teasing: "Are too!"
Damien: "AM NOT!"
Jason and Tim: "Are tooooo!"
Dick, tired: "Guys, stop making fun of him. He's just gunna take it as a challenge."
Damien, determined: "Well I accept this challenge! I'll provide my superiority as a vigilantly by taking out the enemy in non-lethal yet appropriately brutal ways of punishment! Just you watch!"
Bruce, weary yet appeased: "Well at least he's not gunna attempt murder for a while."
Jason didn't come with an automatic kill switch so Bruce didn't really have to worry about it. But then Jason died and Dick got to see first hand as to why Bruce had a no killing rule for himself. The insurmountable destruction, the overall apathy for the harm to others around him, the deep seated rage ready to just destroy everything he comes in contact with. Alfred tells Dick that they need to stop him because Bruce won't just stop at the Joker, he'll go after Jason's mother (in this au I'm making Sheila live for the extra angst factor)and whoever else he deems even remotely responsible for the death of his son. Bruce won't care if it starts wars and conflict across nations, he will NOT stop until he gets his revenge.
So they stop him, practically have to sedated Bruce with enough tranquilizers to put down an elephant 10x over. And then they lock the Joker up in the deepest underground pits of Arkham with a broken spine and enough security measures that it's very much impossible to brake him out least you're the Batman himself. Bruce isn't happy about it at first but Alfred and Dick are there with him through it all and it helps a lot.
When Jason comes back he still doesn't know about the "no killing until your 18" rule, nor does he know the reason WHY Batman doesn't kill. So he's still angry and does his whole thing as Red Hood but when he reveals himself to Batman as Jason Todd Bruce is just so happy to see him again. And Jason is confused cuz like: "I just killed a bunch of people, aren't you disappointed?"
And Bruce is like: "I am a bit mad that you hurt Tim but other than that you are technically over 18 yrs old now so I'm going to assume you understand the weight and responsibility that is put upon you when killing someone."
Jason, softly: "What...the fuck?"
Then Jason quickly snaps back into gear with his plan, demands Bruce to choose between killing the Joker or him and Bruce hits back with: "Oh, I'd like nothing more than to kill Joker but I promised Dick and Alfred I wouldn't after almost starting an international war that one time."
Jason, extremely frustrated that his plan isn't going how he wanted to: "What. The. Fuck!"
So Jason dips and tracks down Dick so he could explain what the hell was going on. And Dick does explain. He explains the absolute monster Bruce almost turned into when Jason was murdered and how Bruce would most definitely not stop at the Joker if given the chance.
Dick: "You don't understand Jay, it was bad! Like really, really bad! He was going to kill your mom!"
Jason, shocked: "The fuck?!"
Dick: "He still has her on a tracker! We found him just before he killed Joker, but he still managed to paralyze him from the neck down!"
Jason, slightly disturbed: "That was him!"
Dick: "He was beating Joker's ass with a crowbar! And even after we managed to sedated Bruce and pull him off the clown we still had to make sure that Joker was locked up good and tight underground because if Bruce even caught a glimpse of him in a photo he'd go into another spiral!"
are you an artist who wants to get away from big site-builders like squarespace & have a place to put your work that isn't social media? i threw together a super basic portfolio code template you can use to make your own website!
it should be easy enough to customize if you have a basic understanding of what html and css are. features include:
responsive to fit on different screen sizes
fairly compact — less than 300 lines of css, and you never have to look at anything after line 30 if you don't want to
customizable fonts, colors, image sizes, and decorations right at the top of the css
image gallery with a lightbox function (clicking an image to make it bigger)
free to customize to your heart's content!
enjoy! if you end up using it, please let me know; i'd love to see what you do with it!
basically a big master list i wish i had when i started graphic making and web desing...
WARNING!! some of these are ad filled and hard to navigate so be careful (๑ ˊ͈ ᐞ ˋ͈ )ƅ̋
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𐔌♫ྀི𓈒 ݁ font generator
cool font generator with text art !!
𐔌♫ྀི𓈒 ݁cool copy and paste symbols
symbol website, i use it since 2020 (⑉˙ᗜ˙⑉)
𐔌♫ྀི𓈒 ݁ rainbow html text generator !!
this is awsome!! i made the tittle of this post with it !!! \(´O`) /
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ꪒ ꪒ ezgif !!
good ol' ezgifs ! you can pretty much do anything gif related, resize, crop, make gifs, add effects, you name it !! ⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾
ꪒ ꪒ blinkie cafe
apart from a massive blinkie archive, it's also an incredible resource to make blinkies with templates!!
ꪒ ꪒ color palette maker
you can make color palettes ! if you want to choose a single color, it is quicker to just search up in google "hex color picker"
ꪒ ꪒ lunapic
an infinite catalog of effects for images, most of them are pretty dated but if you're a fan of old graphics it may be useful !!
ꪒ ꪒ stamp maker
complex stamp maker!! it does have it's limitations but it is pretty good!!
ꪒ ꪒ blinkie maker
blinkie maker by the same creator!!
ꪒ ꪒ pet your character generator
hand petting your blorbo gif generator ^^
ꪒ ꪒ silly 3d animation maker
a gallery of 3d animations to generate with images!! this is where that heart locket meme comes from
ꪒ ꪒ retro game text box generator
ꪒ ꪒ 3d gif maker
make images into 3d gifs!!
ꪒ ꪒ glitter text generator
ꪒ ꪒ glitter image editor
recreate that blingee stamps look!!
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જ⁀➴ internet archive
all bow to the internet archive...
you can literally search any movie, any series, anything you want, for free (i'll still suggest to not download anything that is not an image ^^, ) + the wayback machine let's you acces dead websites way from the 90´s !!!
જ⁀➴ museum of web desing
beautiful display of web design, i use it for inspo for my websites or to search for their graphics in the wayback machine
જ⁀➴ css editor + generator
you can generate gradients and box sizes!! very useful, unfortunally the html part does not work anymore...
જ⁀➴ brad's desing resources
some of these are kinda sketchy so proccede with caution!! TREMENDOUS masterlist of mostly f2u layouts, templates everything!!! all for web devolopers to use ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! it is very corporate coded but if you tweak many of these im sure you can make something out of most of them ! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
જ⁀➴ tile background hoard
collection of tile backgrounds for html websites!!
જ⁀➴ css zen gandern
a demostration of incredible css !!! ヘ( ̄ω ̄ヘ most of their templates are f2u to my knowlege!!
જ⁀➴ bro code's youtube
the best channel to learn all types of code, i learned all js i know from him
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જ⁀➴ line store
you can get cute stickers from here! just be careful with copyright when editing for commercial use \( ̄0 ̄)/
જ⁀➴ gifcities
graphics archive of geocities
જ⁀➴ glitter graphics
old web glittery graphics!! everything from dividers to stamps to avatars, this is where most of us get our old graphics from
જ⁀➴ return to pixels resource list
a massive resource list for pixels
જ⁀➴ game assets
this was shown today by a coworker, gallery of f2u game assets
જ⁀➴ blinkie wiki
massive blinkie gallery!!
જ⁀➴ cursor gallery
really old cursor gallery, also has tutorials for how to install in websites and pc
જ⁀➴ w3school how to
f2u code for begginers !!! (∩^o^)⊃━☆゜these website is also the best for learning to code !!!
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˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡⟢ fun!!
͜ Ï ͜ ͡꒱͏ cool 3ds paperclip chatroom
I just thought the website had a cute layout . If you’re gonna use the chatroom feature I suggest you are at least over 18, just in case
͜ Ï ͜ ͡꒱͏ irasutoya
this is the website with the paper type customizable characters in pinterest
͜ Ï ͜ ͡꒱͏ sam voice generator
that analog horror voice that everyone uses
͜ Ï ͜ ͡꒱͏ sound effects buttons
sound board!!
͜ Ï ͜ ͡꒱͏ old ms paint revival
(﹙˓ 🎹 ˒﹚) if you know more websites pls feel free to reblog and i’ll ad them! ㅤྀི◟◞ ྀི◟ ◞ ྀི i will be adding more myself 🍀
a quick psa to anyone recently getting into greek mythology and is a victim of tumblr and/or tiktok misconceptions:
-there is no shame in being introduced to mytholgy from something like percy jackson, epic the musical or anything like that, but keep in mind that actual myths are going to be VERY different from modern retellings
-the myth of medusa you probably know (her being a victim of poseidon and being cursed by athena) isn't 100% accurate to GREEK mythology (look up ovid)
-there is no version of persephone's abduction in which persephone willingly stays with hades, that's a tumblr invention (look up homeric hymn to demeter)
-as much as i would like it, no, cerberus' name does not mean "spot" (probably a misunderstanding from this wikipedia article)
-zeus isn't the only god who does terrible things to women, your fav male god probably has done the same
-on that note, your fav greek hero has probably done some heinous shit as well
-gods are more complicated than simply being "god of [insert thing]", many titles overlap between gods and some may even change depending on where they were worshipped
-also, apollo and artemis being the gods of the sun and the moon isn't 100% accurate, their main aspects as deities originally were music and the hunt
-titans and gods aren't two wholly different concepts, titan is just the word used to decribe the generation of gods before the olympians
-hector isn't the villain some people make him out to be
-hephaestus WAS married to aphrodite. they divorced. yes, divorce was a thing in ancient greece. hephaestus' wife is aglaia
-ancient greek society didn't have the same concepts of sexuality that we have now, it's incorrect to describe virgin goddesses like artemis and athena as lesbians, BUT it's also not wholly accurate to describe them as aromantic/asexual, it's more complex than that
-you can never fully understand certain myths if you don't understand the societal context in which they were told
-myths have lots and lots of retellings, there isn't one singular "canon", but we can try to distinguish between older and newer versions and bewteen greek and roman versions
-most of what you know about sparta is probably incorrect
-reading/waching retellings is not a substitute to reading the original myths, read the iliad! read the odyssey! i know they may seem intimidating, but they're much more entertaining than you may think
greek mythology is so complex and interesting, don't go into it with preconcieved notions! try to be open to learn!
My ode to Yamaguchi and the very relatable feeling of never being good enough compared to those around you. Yamaguchi's story means so much to me, I love his growth and perseverance despite being deemed "painfully average"
No matter what I say or what words i use to describe what is happening in Sudan it will not even cover 1%
I want you to think of the most humiliating and painful way anyone can live. I don’t think anyone (including me) truly comprehends what it means that blood stains can be seen from space.
They bring men infront of their wives and chop parts of their body and SKIN THEM ALIVE. And they force the women not to look away.
They get little girls (girls so little they didn’t even reach the age of puberty) and rape them in-front of their fathers.
They gathered a group of men and whipped them so harshly, simultaneously forcing them to imitate the sounds of sheep.
THEY FORCE THEM TO BURY THEIR KIDS, THEIR BROTHERS, AND EVEN THEMSELVES ALIVE
In some villages RSF forces break into houses with whips in their hands and they walk around picking girls to rape. These girls could be as young as a 1 year old. They gang rape them until they lose consciousness. They don’t only rape them with male body parts they rape them with guns, nails, screw drivers, knives.
These stories don’t even cover HALF of what’s going.
REMEMBER WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS. THE UAE HAS BEEN COMMITTING GENOCIDE IN SUDAN. THEYRE FUNDING THE RSF AND ALLOWING THEM TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES AGAINST MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN.