Seth Kehnan

Seth Kehnan. 16. Delusions of Grandeur and minor substance abuse. "No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities."

[vincent-and-edie]

Oh! Do you know French?

[the-king-kehnan]

Know it? Not really. Just one through eleven. Why, do you?

[raineanders]

Ah. I don’t really know any French really. What were you timing?

[the-king-kehnan]

People. Well, how fast people walk. I was actually timing you before you had to go and ruin it by sitting down. It's alright, though, I don't really have a reason for it.

[raineanders]

Why are you counting… French is it? [sits down beside him]

[the-king-kehnan]

Yeah, it's French... All the French that I can speak, actually. I'm not just counting, though; I was timing things.

[the-king-kehnan]

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix, onze... Um... twelve, thirteen, fourteen...

[timechangeseveryone]

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I’ll never be, be what you see inside You say I’m not alone, but I am petrified You say that you are close, is close the closest star? You just feel twice as far, you just feel twice as far

[vincent-and-edie]

Are you? How?

My brother and I.

[the-king-kehnan]

I'm the king. I don't really expect you to understand, though. So it's alright if you don't.

... I thought we were just talking about you. When did your brother come into it?

[raineanders]

If you say so

[thinks] I don’t think I’ve ever met a therapist named Gwen. I’m sure there’s other ones you can talk to. Mine isn’t so bad. He’s nice.

[the-king-kehnan]

Hm... Who's your therapist?

[vincent-and-edie]

What do you mean?

I’m not! [She holds out their wrist with a green bracelet hanging from it] See? We’re not dangerous.

[the-king-kehnan]

The red levels know I'm above them. They wouldn't have the nerve to hurt me.

We? Who are you talking about?

[raineanders]

No. I know sleep is important and that it’s bad for the body to not get it. I can’t help it if I can’t sleep. 

Maybe you should try. Who is it?

[the-king-kehnan]

Whatever. Sleep isn't as fun as being awake.

Um.. It's a lady named Gwen, I think. I haven't seen her around. I think she might be on vacation or something. Either that or I just haven't seen her.

[vincent-and-edie]

No! Not me. The… Red levels.

[the-king-kehnan]

They wouldn't do that. They know better.

So wait... How do I know you're not a red level? Let me see your bracelet.

[raineanders]

More than what I get so that’s good.

I think you should talk to your therapist though.

[the-king-kehnan]

Hypocrite.

I haven't met her yet so I don't think that's happening.

[vincent-and-edie]

You might get… [Whispers] Stabbed.

[the-king-kehnan]

Stabbed? By who? You?

[vincent-and-edie]

Don’t you think that’s a bit risky?

[the-king-kehnan]

How so?

[raineanders]

Have you not been sleeping? You know that’s bad for you.

[the-king-kehnan]

I have been sleeping. Just about an hour a night, give or take. It's fine, though. I'm doing fine.

[vincent-and-edie]

It looked a bit about you were asleep. What were you doing?

[the-king-kehnan]

No, no. I was just resting... Right here in the grass.

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*nearly stumbles over, having not seen him in the first place, head still raging in pain*S-sorry…

[the-king-kehnan]

Watch where you're walking, buddy. Sorry wouldn't be good enough if you had stepped on me. You're just lucky you didn't.

[raineanders]

You okay Little King?

[the-king-kehnan]

Hm? Oh yes, just a little tired.