marauders era x vogue
i totally forgot i made these last year so what the hell dumping some here
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marauders era x vogue
i totally forgot i made these last year so what the hell dumping some here
I have this head canon that professional quidditch players treat there brooms like ballerinas treat there pointe shoes, like trimming the end bristles to a specific shape, carving specific runes in the handle, sanding down areas just so to get the perfect grip, using a specific polish and potions (maybe they make them themselves) cuz “the other brands just don’t feel right”, tying charms/ribbons on for good luck maybe they have to add a bristle from each previous broom, smacking it around a bunch so it’s more worn in and not brand spanking new.
Idk I just love the idea of watching a player just destroy the hell out of a state of the art new broom.
sensitivity reader wanted!
i am now beginning writing a long-thought-about longfic based on rita skeeter / quillkiller and am giving her a spanish/latam backstory... i studied spanish/latam language/culture/history for several years but as a white british girl would appreciate the second opinion of someone who grew up in that world... just checking the backstory isn't too stereotypical and making sure my translations are tight basically!! feel free to ask any more questions <3
being a marauders fan is insane cuz we just gotta look at some fuckass bingle bongle dingle dangle lippity too lippity taa lippy tappy too taa and just accept his existence as a character
dorcas meadowes is one of those ppl who love purple a mildly concerning amount
sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.
Marlene, Lily, Mary
MLM
Flip it around, WLW
Lesbians confirmed
“babygirl, babygirl, babygirl.” I chant in the mirror. and there he appears, hornkus binglefuck.
imagine xenodora owning a whimsical little antique shop together
i present a *sighs* hornkus binglefuck headcanon:
i love the pandora experiment thing. so hear me out- after evan's death barty just goes insane, yeah? insane-r than usual. he's fucked up so dangerously. and pandora just wants to comfort him but she knows too well that she cant, she's grieving Evan too, so she comes up with this idea of creating someone that barty will maybe be comforted by. so she does the *checks notes* woo-woo magic shit, to recreate Evan. But she ends up with a Barty clone instead because the best parts' of Evan were Barty but the asbolute worst-est parts belonged to him too. Hence Hornkus Binglefuck is born.
That's the experiment that kills Pandora, btw.
Hornkus Binglefuck would drink straight vanilla extract
I think Jame’s potter’s lightning McQueen crocs and hornkus binglefuck’s SpongeBob crocs should kiss honestly
Lunarry Drabble - Worms
“Would you still love me if I was a worm?” Luna asks one day.
It’s one of those lazy summer afternoons on a picnic blanket in the field a little way from their house, a stream running on one side of them and a gnome infested hedge on the other. Blue - and potentially vampiric, although Harry still isn’t completely convinced on that one - dragonflies fly about, but other than them, it’s very isolated and peaceful. Luna brought out a little watercolour set with her, drawing from the landscape, and Harry is lying on the ground, playing catch with a snitch and cloud-watching.
“Would I what?” He asks, having not properly heard her the first time.
“Would you love me, if I was a worm?” Luna asks seriously, making eye contact in that unblinking way of hers. Harry sat up, and after a split second of wondering if he’d heard right, realised that this was an easier question than he’d initially anticipated.
“Of course,” he said, the corner of his mouth quirking up in a half-smile. “I’d keep you in a little terrarium and feed you lettuce every day. And never have to eat freshwater plimpy stew again…”
“Daddy says that if you eat enough fish, you can breathe underwater.”
“We’ve got gillyweed for that,” Harry pointed out. He liked the stew really, but he couldn’t think of many positives of Luna turning into a worm. He told her as much, and she smiled, and they continued with their peaceful summer day, together.
thanks for reading :) will post to ao3 today also (wrote this so long ago then forgot about it 😭)
no cause wdym someone made up hornkus binglefuck to make fun of marauders fans and now we’re headcanoning him and turning him into a real character? im crying, i love this fandom so much.
reject jkr canon embrace hornkus binglefuck
headcannoned rosier twins so hard i forgot that not everyone is a believer
saw someone give pandora a different maiden name and physically recoiled in utter confusion
Stubby Boardman x Doris Purkiss