Hi honey

20 years of bullshit and counting

[iworkinretail-myguy]

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

[gen-zee]

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

[xielianss]

[allypacino]

Jon: I don’t want to be a steward

Lord Commander Mormont: okay you’re a steward

Jon: I hope I get to be a ranger

The Night’s Watch: okay you’re a wildling spy

Jon: *comes back* now what am I

The Night’s Watch: okay you’re the lord commander

Jon: *dies*

Jon: I don’t want to be the lord commander anymore

Northeners: okay you’re the King in the North

Jon: Now that I bent the knee I’m not

Sam: okay you’re the rightful ruler of the seven kingdoms

Jon:

[itwasyou]

step into the daylight and let it go

[gameofgifs]

[foreveryoungxoxx]

Anyone: does anything in Game of Thrones

Bran:

[kvberhearts]

Ahsoka in The Clone Wars season 7 trailer

[scienceshenanigans]

[immaplatypus]

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

[eggscelsior]

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

[whitmerule]

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees every morning to strengthen my gales and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease, so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

[soft-sunflower]

Just gonna leave this here… 

[mystical-flute]

@pennyanddime

[justlookatthosesausages]

this is a masterpiece omg

[weaponizedhorse]

The world is gonna end but we’ll be memeing to the last possible moment

[pianodogdodge]

[ceruleanrambles]

@thatdoodlebug

[yodepalma]

I love the entire internet today.

[mirrors-and-mirages]

I showed this to my parents and mum is questioning reality and dad pissed himself laughing

[little-bloodied-angel]

Please watch the video I’m wheezing

[the-memedaddy]

[sexybritishllama]

hey quick question, why is this the funniest reddit comment i have ever read in my entire life

[sexybritishllama]

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[meanplastic]

[gharibajameel]

me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have to do becaues its college

college: words

me:

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this sign left no survivors

[murdershegoat]

ok but is it called the french tuck because it’s french/parisian fashion or is it called the french tuck because it was popularised by tan france

[eddie-and-richie]

[lassoway]

friendships between girls are often the deepest and most profound love stories !!!!!!!